Trump Reportedly ‘Inspecting Bunker’ after Iranian Murder Warrant Issued

Trump Reportedly ‘Inspecting Bunker’ after Iranian Murder Warrant Issued

The feared Slobovian Secret Service is set to execute a recently-issued Iranian murder warrant. Part of the continuing series, Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network). Iranian government officials … Read more Trump Reportedly ‘Inspecting Bunker’ after Iranian Murder Warrant Issued

Criminal Denizen of the Planet Zardoc Confesses to Litany of Famous Earth Crimes

Criminal Denizen of the Planet Zardoc Confesses to Litany of Famous Earth Crimes

Many famous Earth crimes may now be solved via an inter-planetary confession! Part of the continuing series, “Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network)” Flumox838x8, a living being denizen … Read more Criminal Denizen of the Planet Zardoc Confesses to Litany of Famous Earth Crimes

Great Black Shark Union Files Discrimination Suit Against News Outlets

Great Black Shark Union Files Discrimination Suit Against News Outlets

Discrimination suit filed on behalf of all overlooked shark species, says lawyer. (Part of the continuing Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) series.) At the onset of the … Read more Great Black Shark Union Files Discrimination Suit Against News Outlets

Revealed: Common English Profanities Deeply Rooted in Slobovian Mythology

Revealed: Common English Profanities Deeply Rooted in Slobovian Mythology

Professor reveals true origin of many common profanities used in English speaking countries. A part of the continuing “Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network)” series. Recently on a … Read more Revealed: Common English Profanities Deeply Rooted in Slobovian Mythology

Newly Discovered Book of the Bible Reveals that God Created Mankind as a Joke

Newly Discovered Book of the Bible Reveals that God Created Mankind as a Joke

Exclusive Report: This discovery may upend current theories as to the reason that God created mankind. Latest in the continuing series: Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network). Bishop … Read more Newly Discovered Book of the Bible Reveals that God Created Mankind as a Joke

Battle for a Female Running Mate for Joe Biden to be Settled on Upcoming Episode of AEW Dynamite

Battle for a Female Running Mate for Joe Biden to be Settled on Upcoming Episode of AEW Dynamite

Exclusive Report: A “Mississippi Double Mud Battle Royale” will determine Joe Biden’s female running mate. “Handsy Joe” Biden is said to have volunteered to “rub the shoulders” of … Read more Battle for a Female Running Mate for Joe Biden to be Settled on Upcoming Episode of AEW Dynamite

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