Famed British Agent James Bond Arrested on 37,267 Counts of Sexual Assault and Rape

Famed British Agent James Bond Arrested on 37,267 Counts of Sexual Assault and Rape

James Bond was taken into custody on international warrants, according to Slobovian Secret Service sources. Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Internationally famous British secret agent James Bond … Read more Famed British Agent James Bond Arrested on 37,267 Counts of Sexual Assault and Rape

Replacing Police: Private Violence Interruption Firm Hires Godzilla

Replacing Police: Private Violence Interruption Firm Hires Godzilla

With major cities defunding police departments, some plan to turn to specialists in pacifying violence, like Godzilla. Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) With major American cities like … Read more Replacing Police: Private Violence Interruption Firm Hires Godzilla

Trump Reportedly ‘Inspecting Bunker’ after Iranian Murder Warrant Issued

Trump Reportedly ‘Inspecting Bunker’ after Iranian Murder Warrant Issued

The feared Slobovian Secret Service is set to execute a recently-issued Iranian murder warrant. Part of the continuing series, Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network). Iranian government officials … Read more Trump Reportedly ‘Inspecting Bunker’ after Iranian Murder Warrant Issued

Criminal Denizen of the Planet Zardoc Confesses to Litany of Famous Earth Crimes

Criminal Denizen of the Planet Zardoc Confesses to Litany of Famous Earth Crimes

Many famous Earth crimes may now be solved via an inter-planetary confession! Part of the continuing series, “Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network)” Flumox838x8, a living being denizen … Read more Criminal Denizen of the Planet Zardoc Confesses to Litany of Famous Earth Crimes

Great Black Shark Union Files Discrimination Suit Against News Outlets

Great Black Shark Union Files Discrimination Suit Against News Outlets

Discrimination suit filed on behalf of all overlooked shark species, says lawyer. (Part of the continuing Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) series.) At the onset of the … Read more Great Black Shark Union Files Discrimination Suit Against News Outlets

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