Biden Vacationing Until After the Election
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) With things well in hand, President Joe Biden is going to the beach until after the election, according to reports. SNN leisure … Read more
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Trump-Harris Debate Spurs Phobic Episodes Across America
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Experts say the recent presidential debate spurred episodes of “Politico-dysphemistico-phobia” throughout the nation. According to SNN Psychophobia reporter Dr. Giselle Frontal Lobotomie, … Read more
Make America Great Again: Sterilize Sinners
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Evangelical Mega Bishop preaches that we must sterilize sinners across the nation. Bishop I. Will Gitova, head of the Help Me Lordy … Read more
Long Sought Tomb Unearthed Under Mar-a-Lago Garage
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) The Patron Saint of Songwriters and Blues Singers was from ancient times, making this Mar-a-Lago garage discovery quite historic. According to SNN … Read more
Kamala Harris Unveils ‘Kamalanomics’ Platform
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) In this exclusive interview, Presidential Candidate Kamala Harris unveils her new economic platform, “Kamalanomics.” Step One: Outlaw Wealth. In an exclusive pre-Democratic … Read more
Donald Trump to US Secret Service: ‘You’re Fired!’
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Trump hired a Slobovian Agent as his personal bodyguard, leaving the US Secret Service with his old catch phrase, “You’re fired!” According … Read more
Fifth Circle of Hell: Preregistration Now Open
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) With Armageddon fast approaching, you may now preregister for the Fifth Circle of Hell. With Armageddon fast approaching, SNN Damnation correspondent Mortyle … Read more
American President Should Undergo Basic Military Training, Says Slobovian Minister
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) The Slobovian Minister of Defense criticized the U.S. today, saying that the Commander-in-Chief should always have basic military training. SNN combat reporter … Read more
A Second Artificial Ignorance Entity Declares Candidacy for President
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) A second Artificial Ignorance Entity has declared its candidacy for President of United States, joining “Hoiman.” According to SNN Political Crappe reporter … Read more
Modern Drugs: How They Got Their Names
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) World famous medical expert explains how many modern drugs got their names. Lord Sebastian Farting-Loude, head of the world famous Farting-Loude Clinic, … Read more
