High Egg Prices Spawn First Billionaire Chicken
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) World’s first billionaire chicken able to achieve extreme wealth due to high egg prices and ingenious use of AI. In an exclusive … Read more
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Biden Pardons Adam, Eve and the Snake, Thereby Ending ‘Original Sin’
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) The persistent problem of Original Sin through the ages was finally solved, thanks to the Dark Brandon. In his very last hour … Read more
Trump Selects Famed Detective Charlie Chan to Head Anti-Elder Crime Unit
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Honolulu police detective Charlie Chan tapped to head crime unit focused on stopping elderly crime wave. According to SNN inside crime reporter Felonious … Read more
Co-President-Elect Elon Musk to Purchase Canada and Greenland, Donate as 51st and 52nd States
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) As Co-President, Elon Musk says he will acquire Canada and Greenland and give them to the US. SNN Political Finance correspondent Moe … Read more
Planet Zardoc Offers Drone Eating Tech to U.S.
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) To help police our lawless skies, a generous offer of drone eating weapons and technology. Unlike what’s happening in American skies, unidentified … Read more
Trump and Musk to Replace Santa Claus this Christmas
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Due to an unresolved labor dispute at the North Pole, Donald Trump and Elon Musk have offered to replace Santa Claus this … Read more
Trump Tags ‘World’s Greatest Cop’ to Lead FBI
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) “Dick Tracy is the world’s greatest cop,” says President-elect Donald Trump. According to President-elect Donald Trump, “Dick Tracy is the world’s greatest … Read more
Foodologist: Food to be AI-Generated by Next Century
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) World famous foodologist says that by the next century most of the food consumed on earth will be AI generated. In her … Read more
Trump Hires James Bond: ‘Can’t Trust Secret Service’
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) President-Elect Donald Trump hires his own security team, including James Bond, saying that he no longer trusts the Secret Service. According to … Read more
BREAKING: Election Special Report!
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Special Report: Controversial 2024 Presidential Election ends in tie, Artificial Ignorance interference suspected. We bring you this Special Report among general chaos … Read more
