Trump’s Pecker Pulled 34 Times, but Who’s Counting?
Melania Trump gives Donald a reason to sleep on the couch, 34 times! After an historic day in court Donald, faces Melania & her cold Goulash — 34 … Read more
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Future News: Trump in Stir Creates a Stir
Who knew? Trump in stir is causing quite a stir. Inmate 21324 at Odds with Prison Management Future News (Sept. 8, 2024): Former President Donald J. Trump, sentenced … Read more
Slightly Future News: Trump Locked Up
Shocking breaking news today, one week in the future: Trump locked up for violating gag order! Former President Donald J. Trump was sentenced to jail time on Monday, … Read more
This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Immaculate Deception
“Orange Jesus” is the immaculate deception. Jesus told us to believe. “Orange Jesus” tells us to make believe. The wholly weak-minded worship Trump religiously. “Orange Jesus” is Lard … Read more
Liz Cheney Offers to Waterboard Trump
Ex-Congresswoman wants to waterboard Trump to ‘get at the truth’ about January 6th. In a less-publicized section of Liz Cheney’s tell-all expose “Oath and Honor,” the former US … Read more
Donald Trump Awakens from ‘Shawshank’ Nightmare
After Trump gets indicted, his sleep is interrupted by a bad Shawshank dream and scary thoughts of prison life! Listen in as Melania Trump is rudely awakened by … Read more
How Trump Will End It All: Top 10 Ideas to Escape Prison Time!
Things are closing in on this ex-president & there’s only one way to escape prison time! Like all filled with narcissistic shame, Donald Trump spent countless days & … Read more
Supplying the Trumpbrary
Proposed deposits for the new “Trumpbrary” include a wealth of iconic artifacts evoking the dedicatee and his administration. By Roger Porter and Howard Wolf As Head Librarian of … Read more
Trump Shields Mobster Fleeing Federal Custody
A hit man from a New York State crime family asked Trump to help shield him after escaping federal custody, say authorities. A mobster who murdered three people … Read more
Ivanka Pleads Insanity Before Jan 6th Select Committee Can Even Send Invite
Listen in to a practice Select Committee interview Ivanka Trump agreed to before she opted for a slap on the wrist & to be sent to her room! … Read more
