Regulars complain that they don’t eat at McDonald’s for their health The biggest fast food restaurant in the business announced last month that they were introducing an alternative to their regular fat/salt-laden fries. McHealthy Fries® … Read moreMcDonald’s Introduces Healthy Fries: Diners Hostile
McDonald’s is scrambling, and we’re not talking eggs. You know your business has what image consultants call “quality perception issues” when you have to launch a PR initiative that publicly addresses such questions as: “Does … Read moreMcDonald’s: How Tacky can the Golden Arches Get?
Physicists agree the “bobblehead man” theory is the best explanation so far. David McKenney of Huntingdon, England is in the hospital today, after, for no explicable reason, he started shaking violently, lifted off the ground, … Read moreMysterious “Bobblehead” Man Vibrates at High Frequency; Flies into Crowd
Animals getting used to cushy lives, say fast food experts A new study was published yesterday in the Journal of Food Science and Technology by a collaboration of fast food scientists on the dangers of … Read moreFast Food Scientists Warn of Animals with Strong Sense of Entitlement
Supersized meal: Eyes were bigger than his back Jason Dimples, a 27-year old iron worker from Youngstown, Ohio, has recently filed a complaint for injuries he received several months ago while dining with his family … Read moreMan Suffers Hernia Carrying Supersized Meals, Sues Fast Food Chain
By Tim Mollen Journal entry: July 14, 2004 (age 35) Each time I enter a fast-food restaurant for the first time, there is a moment when I decide whether it is a good fast-food restaurant … Read moreLost Journal: Ketchup Packets are a Top Pet Peeve