McDonald’s Introduces Healthy Fries: Diners Hostile

McDonald’s Introduces Healthy Fries: Diners Hostile

Regulars complain that they don’t eat at McDonald’s for their health The biggest fast food restaurant in the business announced last month that they were introducing an alternative to their regular fat/salt-laden fries. McHealthy Fries® … Read moreMcDonald’s Introduces Healthy Fries: Diners Hostile

McDonald’s: How Tacky can the Golden Arches Get?

Jim Hightower

McDonald’s is scrambling, and we’re not talking eggs. You know your business has what image consultants call “quality perception issues” when you have to launch a PR initiative that publicly addresses such questions as: “Does … Read moreMcDonald’s: How Tacky can the Golden Arches Get?

Mysterious “Bobblehead” Man Vibrates at High Frequency; Flies into Crowd

Mysterious “Bobblehead” Man Vibrates at High Frequency; Flies into Crowd

Physicists agree the “bobblehead man” theory is the best explanation so far. David McKenney of Huntingdon, England is in the hospital today, after, for no explicable reason, he started shaking violently, lifted off the ground, … Read moreMysterious “Bobblehead” Man Vibrates at High Frequency; Flies into Crowd

Man Suffers Hernia Carrying Supersized Meals, Sues Fast Food Chain

Man Suffers Hernia Carrying Supersized Meals, Sues Fast Food Chain

Supersized meal: Eyes were bigger than his back Jason Dimples, a 27-year old iron worker from Youngstown, Ohio, has recently filed a complaint for injuries he received several months ago while dining with his family … Read moreMan Suffers Hernia Carrying Supersized Meals, Sues Fast Food Chain

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