FBI Investigation: Kavanaugh Failed to Reach Own Goals, Drank Just 97 Kegs of Beer

FBI Investigation: Kavanaugh Failed to Reach Own Goals, Drank Just 97 Kegs of Beer

Explosive new revelation: total kegs of beer don’t add up. Explosive new revelations emerged today about Judge Brett Kavanaugh, whose nomination to the Supreme Court was confirmed by the Senate on Saturday following a renewed … Read moreFBI Investigation: Kavanaugh Failed to Reach Own Goals, Drank Just 97 Kegs of Beer

The Rise of the Seagull: ‘It’s like something out of a Hitchcock movie’

The Rise of the Seagull: ‘It’s like something out of a Hitchcock movie’

Seagulls have attacked Michael D. Higgins, the president of Ireland, and he plans to strike back. According to the Merriam-Webster dictionary, a seagull is “a large, common, usually grey and white bird that lives near … Read moreThe Rise of the Seagull: ‘It’s like something out of a Hitchcock movie’

Ripping the Headlines Today, 1/2/14

Ripping the Headlines Today, 1/2/14

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for.  And, as in the case with … Read moreRipping the Headlines Today, 1/2/14

Kim Jong-Un Speculation: Undergoing Sex Change?

Kim Jong-Un Speculation: Undergoing Sex Change?

Could Kim Jong-Un have been unduly influenced by Dennis Rodman? Kim Jong-Un has not made a public appearance for more than three weeks and now some experts have offered a possible explanation: the leader desperately … Read moreKim Jong-Un Speculation: Undergoing Sex Change?

Forget Facebook, Think Faithbook

Forget Facebook, Think Faithbook

Faithbook: The blessed social network Undoubtedly, Facebook has been the top tool for social networking up to now, but a new and arguably more innovative social networking alternative has emerged courtesy of the Vatican. If you’re looking … Read moreForget Facebook, Think Faithbook

10 Step Guide: How to Win Facebook Friends and Influence Virtual People

10 Step Guide: How to Win Facebook Friends and Influence Virtual People

Keeping and impressing your friends on Facebook is a real art: Here’s how to do it. 1. Send gaming invites every day.  This is probably the most crucial aspect of getting (and keeping) friends.  Candy … Read more10 Step Guide: How to Win Facebook Friends and Influence Virtual People

Americans Confused: Germany Scored One Touchdown to Beat Brazil, 7-1?

Americans Confused: Germany Scored One Touchdown to Beat Brazil, 7-1?

Germany won the football game, but how did Brazil score their extra point? The American public was shocked yesterday to hear that Germany’s football team successfully defeated host nation Brazil by only scoring a single … Read moreAmericans Confused: Germany Scored One Touchdown to Beat Brazil, 7-1?

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