Arabella’s Dictionary

Arabella’s Dictionary
Andrea Bock is a piano teacher and a former hospice caregiver who lives in a lovely suburb in Ohio. She has a passion for cats, plants and stargazing.
Andrea Bock
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A thoroughly modern, irreverent dictionary for your edification. Budtown: Dating site for losers. Folks join Budtown who are thrice divorced, delight in recidivism and keep beer in the … Read more

The Rise of the Seagull: ‘It’s like something out of a Hitchcock movie’

The Rise of the Seagull: ‘It’s like something out of a Hitchcock movie’
John Glynn is an Irishman, a lover of Guinness and a
potato connoisseur. An expert in the area of mediocrity, he one day hopes to own a decent coffee maker and visit SeaWorld Orlando.
John Glynn

Seagulls have attacked Michael D. Higgins, the president of Ireland, and he plans to strike back. According to the Merriam-Webster dictionary, a seagull is “a large, common, usually … Read more

Same-Sex Marriage = Same-Day Carnage

Same-Sex Marriage = Same-Day Carnage
John Glynn is an Irishman, a lover of Guinness and a
potato connoisseur. An expert in the area of mediocrity, he one day hopes to own a decent coffee maker and visit SeaWorld Orlando.
John Glynn

Will the legalization of same-sex marriage destroy the world, as pundits claim? An alien invasion. Labor camps for heterosexuals. Man-dog marriage, followed by man-dog babies… If you think … Read more

Rachel Dolezal: A Case of Intentionally Mistaken Identity

Rachel Dolezal: A Case of Intentionally Mistaken Identity
John Glynn is an Irishman, a lover of Guinness and a
potato connoisseur. An expert in the area of mediocrity, he one day hopes to own a decent coffee maker and visit SeaWorld Orlando.
John Glynn

Rachel Dolezal: A Case of Intentionally Mistaken Identity “If it’s okay for Caitlyn Jenner to identify as a woman, why can’t Rachel Dolezal call herself black?” tweeted Pharrell … Read more

Scandal Street: Bill Cosby Sings with the Muppets

Scandal Street: Bill Cosby Sings with the Muppets
John Glynn is an Irishman, a lover of Guinness and a
potato connoisseur. An expert in the area of mediocrity, he one day hopes to own a decent coffee maker and visit SeaWorld Orlando.
John Glynn

Bill Cosby discusses the word ‘surprise’ and sings with the Muppets on Sesame Street With Donald Trump making fresh sexual assault allegations against Bill Cosby last week, an … Read more

99 Problems But a B#tch Ain’t One

99 Problems But a B#tch Ain’t One
John Glynn is an Irishman, a lover of Guinness and a
potato connoisseur. An expert in the area of mediocrity, he one day hopes to own a decent coffee maker and visit SeaWorld Orlando.
John Glynn

Rumpled Foreskin, the novelist and short story writer, has just released a new book called The Jewish Man: Cynicism and Pessimism. The winner of the Pulitzer Prize in … Read more

Sam Harris: A Sensationalist Creationist

Sam Harris: A Sensationalist Creationist
John Glynn is an Irishman, a lover of Guinness and a
potato connoisseur. An expert in the area of mediocrity, he one day hopes to own a decent coffee maker and visit SeaWorld Orlando.
John Glynn

Leading religious critic turns creationist, renounces atheism In a shocking interview with Bill O’Reilly on Fox News yesterday, Sam Harris announced he is now a creationist, renouncing atheism — much … Read more

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