Roll of Duct Tape Named Trump’s New Communications Director

Roll of Duct Tape Named Trump’s New Communications Director

An ongoing effort to professionalize the unconventional Trump campaign has resorted to some rather unconventional strategies. In a further effort to professionalize their unconventional campaign, the Trump team today named a utility grade roll of … Read moreRoll of Duct Tape Named Trump’s New Communications Director

The Man Who Would Defeat ISIS Demands Apology from Grannie Ginsberg

The Man Who Would Defeat ISIS Demands Apology from Grannie Ginsberg

Trump has demanded an apology from little ol’ Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsberg. NEW YORK — Donald Trump, who has publicly declared that he will single-handledly wipe out the world’s most deadly terrorist force, … Read moreThe Man Who Would Defeat ISIS Demands Apology from Grannie Ginsberg

Hard to Believe It’s Come Down to Hillary or Trump

Will Durst

Right now, an 18-foot alligator with irritable bowel syndrome would be less polarizing than the Donald or the Hillary. Every four years our nation’s electoral eccentricities escalate exponentially and people throw up their hands and … Read moreHard to Believe It’s Come Down to Hillary or Trump

15 Signs That Your Husband Is Thinking of Voting Republican

Roz Warren

Husband acting a little strange? Check him for these tell-tale signs he’s thinking of voting Republican. by Roz Warren and Janet Golden There are plenty of magazines featuring stories like: “What He Isn’t Telling You” … Read more15 Signs That Your Husband Is Thinking of Voting Republican

Airline Pilot, Responsible for Thousands of Lives, to Vote Trump in November

Airline Pilot, Responsible for Thousands of Lives, to Vote Trump in November

“He’s the only man who can lead this country forward,” says airline pilot with a straight face. BALTIMORE — According to multiple reports out today, Cpt. Fred Staples, a 20 year commercial airline pilot responsible … Read moreAirline Pilot, Responsible for Thousands of Lives, to Vote Trump in November

Nostradamus on ‘Dystopia Trump’: Bleak Future Predicted

Nostradamus on ‘Dystopia Trump’: Bleak Future Predicted

New screed by Nostradamus discovered: warns of a dystopia governed by “The Orange One.” Nostradamus, the French apothecary, break-dancer and unicyclist, published erotic novels and collections of prophecies that are known around the world. Multi-talented, … Read moreNostradamus on ‘Dystopia Trump’: Bleak Future Predicted

How Donald Trump, Short-Fingered Vulgarian and Statesman, Spends His Sundays

How Donald Trump, Short-Fingered Vulgarian and Statesman, Spends His Sundays

In an exclusive interview with the Humor Times, Trump divulged his regular Sunday routine. For your edification, we list it here. I’M A LUMBERJACK First thing off when I wake up is to check the … Read moreHow Donald Trump, Short-Fingered Vulgarian and Statesman, Spends His Sundays

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