Good Riddance to Bad Rubbish (With High Hopes for 2017)

Will Durst, Humor Times

“The Year That Shall Not Be Named” turned ordinary ugly into grievously heinous It is our fervent hope here at Durstco that all you loyal readers join us … Read more

Best Ten New Movies I Saw In 2016

Best Ten New Movies I Saw In 2016

Here are the best ten new movies I saw in 2016 I wrote 36 reviews of new films in this bizarre year of 2016.Ā  I can’t see all … Read more

Roll of Duct Tape Named Trump’s New Communications Director

Roll of Duct Tape Named Trump’s New Communications Director

An ongoing effort to professionalize the unconventional Trump campaign has resorted to some rather unconventional strategies. In a further effort to professionalize their unconventional campaign, the Trump team … Read more

The Man Who Would Defeat ISIS Demands Apology from Grannie Ginsberg

The Man Who Would Defeat ISIS Demands Apology from Grannie Ginsberg

Trump has demanded an apology from little ol’ Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsberg. NEW YORK — Donald Trump, who has publicly declared that he will single-handledly wipe … Read more

Hard to Believe It’s Come Down to Hillary or Trump

Will Durst, Humor Times

Right now, an 18-foot alligator with irritable bowel syndrome would be less polarizing than the Donald or the Hillary. Every four years our nation’s electoral eccentricities escalate exponentially … Read more

15 Signs That Your Husband Is Thinking of Voting Republican

Roz Warren, Humor Times

Husband acting a little strange? Check him for these tell-tale signs he’s thinking of voting Republican. by Roz Warren and Janet Golden There are plenty of magazines featuring … Read more

Airline Pilot, Responsible for Thousands of Lives, to Vote Trump in November

Airline Pilot, Responsible for Thousands of Lives, to Vote Trump in November

“He’s the only man who can lead this country forward,” says airline pilot with a straight face. BALTIMORE — According to multiple reports out today, Cpt. Fred Staples, … Read more

Nostradamus on ‘Dystopia Trump’: Bleak Future Predicted

Nostradamus on ‘Dystopia Trump’: Bleak Future Predicted

New screed by Nostradamus discovered: warns of a dystopia governed by “The Orange One.” Nostradamus, the French apothecary, break-dancer and unicyclist, published erotic novels and collections of prophecies … Read more

How Donald Trump, Short-Fingered Vulgarian and Statesman, Spends His Sundays

How Donald Trump, Short-Fingered Vulgarian and Statesman, Spends His Sundays

In an exclusive interview with the Humor Times, Trump divulged his regular Sunday routine. For your edification, we list it here. I’M A LUMBERJACK First thing off when … Read more

2016 Presidential Bumper Stickers for the Rest of Us

2016 Presidential Bumper Stickers for the Rest of Us

Enough with the old tired slogans – here are some bumper stickers we can relate to.   PLEASE – JUST HOLD THE ELECTION NOW AND GET IT OVER … Read more

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