The Donald’s Trumpapalooza

Will Durst

The Republican convention was all Trump all the time The Republicans wrapped their four-day, multi-network infomercial with a speech from nominee Donald John Trump that ripped the wallpaper off Cleveland’s Quicken Loans Arena. Life in … Read moreThe Donald’s Trumpapalooza

Plagiarism Scandal Worsens: Trump Accused of Stealing Entire Campaign from Mein Kampf

Plagiarism Scandal Worsens: Trump Accused of Stealing Entire Campaign from Mein Kampf

Historians outraged: ‘Mein Kampf plagiarism a clear violation of international copyright standards.’ CLEVELAND – The Trump plagiarism scandal intensified yesterday as top historians accused the family patriarch Himself of shoplifting most of His ideas from … Read morePlagiarism Scandal Worsens: Trump Accused of Stealing Entire Campaign from Mein Kampf

Packing List for Cleveland

Will Durst

The national political conventions are a lot like professional wrestling: Next match, Cleveland. The national political conventions are a lot like professional wrestling. Sure, we know what’s going to happen, but every four years, it’s … Read morePacking List for Cleveland

Roll of Duct Tape Named Trump’s New Communications Director

Roll of Duct Tape Named Trump’s New Communications Director

An ongoing effort to professionalize the unconventional Trump campaign has resorted to some rather unconventional strategies. In a further effort to professionalize their unconventional campaign, the Trump team today named a utility grade roll of … Read moreRoll of Duct Tape Named Trump’s New Communications Director

Listen in: The Donald Woos VP Choices Just Prior to Announcing!

Roz Warren

The Donald plays ‘Who Wants to be a Vice Presidential Candidate?’ By Janet Golden and Roz Warren Donald: Carly? It’s The Donald. I’m sounding out possible running mates. If I asked you to run with … Read moreListen in: The Donald Woos VP Choices Just Prior to Announcing!

It’s Official: Melania Trump is a ‘Public Health Crisis’

It’s Official: Melania Trump is a ‘Public Health Crisis’

Red-faced GOP’s anti-pornography amendment would ban images of America’s future First Model, Melania Trump. NYC – Republican Party leaders were crimson-faced yesterday after their platform committee adopted an “anti-pornography” amendment censoring well-known images of Mrs … Read moreIt’s Official: Melania Trump is a ‘Public Health Crisis’

How to Make a Political Platform Progressive

Jim Hightower

Fresh from working on the Democratic national platform committee, Jim Hightower reports. An old cowboy aphorism offers this advice: “Speak the truth. But ride a fast horse.” I relived this truism last weekend in Orlando, … Read moreHow to Make a Political Platform Progressive

Who Will Win the Hillary Clinton Veepstakes?

Will Durst

Hillary Clinton must decide on a VP pick soon. Check out our handy guide! A Vice Presidential pick is a defining moment in a campaign, motivating nominees to utilize unique strategies. Some try to accentuate … Read moreWho Will Win the Hillary Clinton Veepstakes?

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