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Truly the most wonderful time of the year: The 2018 Top 10 Comedic News Stories list has been released! Sit the kids down. Let the dogs out. Prop the grandparents up. The nation’s patience has … Read more2018 Top 10 Comedic News Stories
There are many possibilities for monetizing the White House, but Donald Trump has not quite considered them all. We’re here to help. Money. Moolah. Cash. Dough. Scratch. Dinero. Benjamins. Greenbacks. Cabbage. Lettuce. Gravy. Whatever you … Read moreMonetizing the White House
Giving Thanks in the Year of Our Lord 2018 One thing we should all be grateful for this year, is that Thanksgiving is making its annual appearance at the earliest possible point on the 22nd. … Read moreGiving Thanks 2018
Donald Trump unleashed a torrent of October Surprises, but he may be in for a big November surprise. Closing in on the critical midterm elections Donald Trump unleashed a torrent of October Surprises in an … Read moreNovember Surprises
In order to insure your physical security and mental safety, we have compiled a scary list of reasons why Halloween is so monstrously like Election Day. You’re welcome! Be careful out there, folks! We’re in … Read moreScary, Scary!
Trump’s love of tyrants and despots is tremendous. For some unfathomable reason Donald Trump has worked himself into one heavy-duty lather over dictators. Strongmen. Warlords. Kingpins. His love of tyrants is tremendous. It is amazing. … Read moreHugging Despots
It’s a hoary old chestnut, but this midterm election may really be the most important of our lifetime. It’s such a hoary old chestnut, the phrase should be roasting on an open fire right about … Read moreThe Midterm Intervention
Here are some of the high points to the lowlights of his journey to the Supreme Court. Brett Kavanaugh’s pathway to the Supreme Court has been more circuitous than a drunken snake’s slide down a … Read moreKavanaugh Huffs and Puffs His Way to the Supreme Court
The Republicans’ brilliant strategy for the Brett Kavanaugh confirmation process was harassing the harassee. The Brett Kavanaugh Supreme Court confirmation process has stumbled forward like a ten year-old pushing a marble pedestal twice his size … Read moreHarassing the Harassee
With the Donald Trump Hokey Pokey, you never assume a single position long enough for anyone to get a bead on you. Be very careful, because it’s getting crazy out there. You don’t want to … Read moreThe GOP Hokey Pokey