F’ing Chutes & Ladders
You don’t start out by calling someone an “f’ing moron.” Here’s the deal: You don’t start out by calling someone an “f’ing moron.” That’s a final exclamatory heave after exhausting all other slanders. Fool. Jerk. … Read more
Will Durst
After Latest Mass Shooting, More Choreographed Twitching
More thoughts and prayers, but that’s about it, after yet another mass shooting. Sadly fascinating to endure another predictable dance performed on the national stage by our elected politicians in response to the recent horrendous … Read more
Trump Needs to Stop Ruining Sundays
Opinions on players taking a knee during the national anthem on Sundays are like knobby elbows: everybody’s got at least one. Opinions on the recent rash of football players taking a knee during the national … Read more
Typhoon Donald & Rocket Man
The former real estate developer announced to the world that Rocket Man and North Korea will be totally destroyed. Ostensibly by B-B-B-B-Benny & the Jets. Considering the severity of the cascade of disasters descending upon … Read more
How They Spent Their Summer Vacation
Exclusive report: What our elected representatives did for summer vacation! And so we bid a hearty “Welcome Back” to our elected representatives, as they reluctantly trudge back to Washington following their annual summer vacation recess … Read more
Labor Day 17
As holidays go, Labor Day gets no respect Labor Day? Already? You got to be kidding. How the hell did that happen? Eight months of the year have expired? 2017 is two-thirds over? That is … Read more
Hateful Haters Hating Hate
Regarding hate groups, anyone who hates haters is equally responsible for hateful hating. Someone please tell the radical left to stop getting their panties in a bundle and quit calling our president a Nazi. Donald … Read more
Thermonuclear Chicken
Time to dig a bomb shelter and stockpile some Kool-Aid, before the thermonuclear fireworks start. Time to dig a bomb shelter. Stockpile some Kool-Aid. Nibble some Tootsie Rolls while catching a double feature at the … Read more
Apparently, Trump is a Winner Surrounded by Losers
Donald Trump is a winner. Just ask him. Donald Trump is a winner. Just ask him. After all, he won the presidential election. They don’t get much bigger than that. And winners find it distasteful … Read more
Fifth Avenue Requiem
“I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot someone and wouldn’t lose voters.” – Donald Trump Anybody remember when Donald Trump boasted, “I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and … Read more