Trump Attacks Humor Times as ‘Most Corrupt, Dishonest and Just Plain Nasty Magazine Ever’

Trump Attacks Humor Times as ‘Most Corrupt, Dishonest and Just Plain Nasty Magazine Ever’

‘Who is this nasty editor, Jammin’ James Israel?’ the nominee demands, ‘and why does he play the guitar?’ LAS VEGAS — Following Wednesday night’s disastrous debate performance, Donald Trump today blamed the “elitist, Clinton-loving Humor … Read moreTrump Attacks Humor Times as ‘Most Corrupt, Dishonest and Just Plain Nasty Magazine Ever’

Breaking: Trump Debate Prep Backfires

Breaking: Trump Debate Prep Backfires

A debate simulation session goes horribly wrong at Trump campaign headquarters. Our investigative reporter has uncovered a tactic for the upcoming debate that has literally backfired. An unidentified source within the Trump team has disclosed … Read moreBreaking: Trump Debate Prep Backfires

Crash & Burn & Repeat: The Presidential Race

Will Durst

You’ve heard the term “accident waiting to happen?” This presidential race is one long “accident waiting for a break in the action.” We might as well be watching a 30-car pile-up the way Americans are … Read moreCrash & Burn & Repeat: The Presidential Race

Fox News Wants Clinton-Trump Debate in Benghazi

Fox News Wants Clinton-Trump Debate in Benghazi

Benghazi is perfect place for fair and balanced presidential debate, according to Fox News CEO Roger Ailes. WASHINGTON — Today, Fox News announced it wanted to host a presidential debate between Republican Donald Trump and … Read moreFox News Wants Clinton-Trump Debate in Benghazi

Democrats Riled, or Bunnies Grow Fangs

Will Durst

The Democrats are showing fangs: no longer just hopping around like baby rabbits playing tag in a shaded glen. And once again America reaches for the Tylenol after wrenching its collective back recoiling from the … Read moreDemocrats Riled, or Bunnies Grow Fangs

Trump Hires Mini-Me to Steal Short Man Vote from Rubio

Trump Hires Mini-Me to Steal Short Man Vote from Rubio

The luxurious Trump also accused Ted Cruz of lying about his height. Donald Trump is leaving no stone unturned as he marches his way across the south, preemptively declaring victory in the upcoming Super Tuesday … Read moreTrump Hires Mini-Me to Steal Short Man Vote from Rubio

New Hampshire is for Losers

Will Durst

They don’t call New Hampshire the elephant graveyard of presidential aspirations for nothing. Once again New Hampshire has demonstrated it is as different from the rest of the country as the Himalayan Mountains are from … Read moreNew Hampshire is for Losers

Americans Disturbed by Bernie Sanders’ Consistent Record, Honesty

Americans Disturbed by Bernie Sanders’ Consistent Record, Honesty

Bernie Sanders seen as fantasy candidate – too good to be true. WASHINGTON — Today, the results of a study by the news team at The Nil Admirari showed a sizable minority of American voters … Read moreAmericans Disturbed by Bernie Sanders’ Consistent Record, Honesty

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