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Battle for a Female Running Mate for Joe Biden to be Settled on Upcoming Episode of AEW Dynamite

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Battle for a Female Running Mate for Joe Biden to be Settled on Upcoming Episode of AEW Dynamite
Ted Holland
Ted Holland
Ted holland attended college for four years. The year that he bothered to go to class he studied history. He majored in throwing quarters in the jukebox in the Student Union canteen and minored in a girl named Marsha. His books include This Day In African American Musicand B Western Actors Encyclopedia.
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Exclusive Report: A “Mississippi Double Mud Battle Royale” will determine Joe Biden’s female running mate. “Handsy Joe” Biden is said to have volunteered to “rub the shoulders” of … Read more

Sanders Campaign: Candidate Was Not Actually Bernie Sanders

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Sanders Campaign: Candidate Was Not Actually Bernie Sanders
David Suter
David Suter
Dave Suter is an essayist and social commentator specializing in translating the shadows on the walls of Plato’s cave into editorial prose. He lives in Ohio where he watches a vast mountain of essays and unpaid bills not resolve itself into the Great American Novel─or a paycheck.
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Bernie Sanders actually refused to run again in 2020, reveals Sanders campaign manager. In a stunning development just days after Bernie Sanders suspended his campaign for the Democratic … Read more

Who’s the Fittest of Them All?

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Who’s the Fittest of Them All?
JC Wade
J. Wade is a retired Chief Financial Officer from Missouri. He has had humor articles published in the Humor Times, USA Today, The Journal of Irreproducible Results and Unhinged Magazine, which is now defunct (not his fault).
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Who is the fittest to be president? Physically fit, that is. Last December at a town hall event, former Vice President Joe Biden challenged a retired farmer to … Read more

The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews Joe Biden and Bernie Sanders

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The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews Joe Biden and Bernie Sanders
Dean Kaner
Dean B. Kaner is a playwright and screenwriter, having co-produced and co-written plays for the stage with performances in New York City, Chicago, Minneapolis, Los Angeles, Boston, Detroit, Phoenix and Memphis. Check out The Jerry Duncan Show on YouTube, as well as on Instagram, and the sketch comedy A Bit of Biden (on Instagram) and at @abitofbiden on TikTok.
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Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host, fresh off his live stage show in NYC, interviews Senator Bernie Sanders and Vice President Joe Biden.  ANNOUNCER Live from under … Read more

How Weird Is the Democratic Party Establishment?

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Jim Hightower
Jim Hightower
National radio commentator, writer, public speaker, and author of the book, "Swim Against The Current: Even A Dead Fish Can Go With The Flow," Jim Hightower has spent three decades battling the Powers That Be on behalf of the Powers That Ought To Be - consumers, working families, environmentalists, small businesses, and just-plain-folks.

Twice elected Texas Agriculture Commissioner, Hightower is a modern-day Johnny Appleseed, spreading the message of progressive populism all across the American grassroots.

He broadcasts daily radio commentaries that are carried in more than 150 commercial and public stations and on the web.
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Biden would be uniquely vulnerable to Trump this fall and lose the political future for Democrats and the Democratic Party establishment, though they don’t realize it. Just when … Read more

Trump’s Graceful Early Exit Plans: Top 11

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Trump’s Graceful Early Exit Plans: Top 11
Marilyn Sands
Marilyn Sands is a former 80's Stand-Up Comic & Comic Booker. Sold Jokes to Joan Rivers & lesser lights. Was up one night & wrote 2 Madcap Screenplays & a Stage Play. Her hilarious book "CAN YOU PEE OUTDOORS" On-Line Dating Straight Lines is on amazon.com/dp/1733487409And, "OWNING THE STAGE, RENTING THE BALLS"!My Life as a Funny Girlis on amazon.com/dp/1733487417"Living proofyou don't have to be a success to write a Memoir"!And yes, this bio is my OBIT too!haha
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Avoiding the shame of a low turnout in November & Joe Biden breathing down his neck, Trump plans an early exit while keeping his ego in check. Here … Read more

Sure-Fire T-Shirt Slogan Ideas for the 2020 Election

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Sure-Fire T-Shirt Slogan Ideas for the 2020 Election
Roger Freed
rfreed has a fertile, if somewhat warped, imagination. Read him at your own risk! More laugh gaffes available at Semi-Humorous Humor
!!!!!Buy 'The Alaska Papers' from lulu.com. Only $10 !!!!! An almost funny publication!
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Need 2020 slogan ideas? You’ve come to the right place. Slogan Ideas for the 2020 Election: What if the Dems had said “A black man will never win … Read more

Republicans and Democrats Discuss Candidates for President in the 21st Century

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Republicans and Democrats Discuss Candidates for President in the 21st Century
Molly McCaffrey
Molly McCaffrey
Molly McCaffrey is the author of You Belong to Us and How to Survive Graduate School & Other Disasters and is a contributor, most recently, to The Independent, Psychology Today, USA Today, Medium, The Haven and the Louisville Courier-Journal. Last year her satirical piece on arming school teachers in The Independent was shared over 10,000 times. She received her Ph.D. in creative writing from the University of Cincinnati and has been nominated five times for the Pushcart Prize. She lives in Bowling Green, KY.
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We sit in and listen in as Republicans and Democrats alternately discuss candidates and their electability. Donald Trump is a real hoot! He’ll say anything. I love that … Read more

Excerpts from Jane Austen’s ‘Pride and Presidents’

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Excerpts from Jane Austen’s ‘Pride and Presidents’
Howard Zaharoff
Howard Zaharoff reads (a lot), writes (mostly humor), teaches (occasionally) and practices law (doesn't everyone?). He is the author of "Stump Your Lawyer!" (Chronicle 2007), and his work has appeared in The Boston Globe, Wall Street Journal, Amazing Stories, Computerworld, The Journal of Irreproducible Results, The Annals of Improbable Research and the books Growing Up Jewish (Penguin 1987) and Sex As a Heap of Malfunctioning Rubble (and Further Improbabilities) (Workman 1993), among other places.
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“Pride and Presidents” excerpts, as retold by Howard Zaharoff Chapter 1 It is a truth universally acknowledged, at least among pols and party bosses, that a single man … Read more

The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews Joe, Pete and Bernie

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The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews Joe, Pete and Bernie
Dean Kaner
Dean B. Kaner is a playwright and screenwriter, having co-produced and co-written plays for the stage with performances in New York City, Chicago, Minneapolis, Los Angeles, Boston, Detroit, Phoenix and Memphis. Check out The Jerry Duncan Show on YouTube, as well as on Instagram, and the sketch comedy A Bit of Biden (on Instagram) and at @abitofbiden on TikTok.
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Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews Democratic presidential candidates you know on a first name basis: Joe, Pete and Bernie. ANNOUNCER Live from under a rock … Read more

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