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GOP Hopefuls Look to Get Indicted to Gain Ground on Trump

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GOP Hopefuls Look to Get Indicted to Gain Ground on Trump
Dave Henry
Dave Henry
Dave’s work has appeared in various publications including End of the Bench, Robot Butt, and The Spoof, as well as many unfunny outlets. He also sometimes refers to himself in the third person.
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The remaining Republican presidential candidates are launching a new strategy — get indicted. Faced with trying to close a huge gap between themselves and Donald Trump, the remaining Republican … Read more

New Rule: RNC Debaters May Be Slimed

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New Rule: RNC Debaters May Be Slimed
Rick Blum
Rick Blum
Rick Blum has been writing humorous prose and poetry for more than 25 years during stints as a nightclub owner, high-tech manager, market research mogul and, most recently, alter kaker. Currently, he is holed up in his Massachusetts office trying to pen the perfect bio, which he plans to share as soon as he stops laughing at the sheer futility of this effort.
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In order to boost debate ratings, the RNC is adding a risk factor: participants may be slimed. The Republican National Committee, which sponsors this year’s Republican primary debates, … Read more

Trump Takes Aim at Ramaswamy

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Trump Takes Aim at Ramaswamy
Bill Tope
Bill Tope
Bill Tope is a retired (caseworker, cook, construction worker, nude model for art classes, and so on) who lives with his mean little cat Baby.
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With trademark sneering dismissiveness, Trump aims his latest barbs at Vivek Ramaswamy. At a pre-court appearance news conference on Wednesday, former President Donald J. Trump reacted peevishly to … Read more

Polling Disaster for Florida Gov: DeSantis to Pull the Plug

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Polling Disaster for Florida Gov: DeSantis to Pull the Plug
Bill Tope
Bill Tope
Bill Tope is a retired (caseworker, cook, construction worker, nude model for art classes, and so on) who lives with his mean little cat Baby.
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Sinking in the polls, the latest results prompt Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis to pull the plug on his quixotic campaign for president. Results of the new USA Today/Suffolk … Read more

GOP Hopefuls Converge on Milwaukee for First Debate

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GOP Hopefuls Converge on Milwaukee for First Debate
Bill Tope
Bill Tope
Bill Tope is a retired (caseworker, cook, construction worker, nude model for art classes, and so on) who lives with his mean little cat Baby.
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Eight GOP hopefuls convened in Milwaukee to debate their bona fides for the Republican nomination. Eight GOP hopefuls convened in Milwaukee, Wisconsin at the Fiserv Forum, home court … Read more

The Republican Presidential Candidates at the Iowa State Fair 2023

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The Republican Presidential Candidates at the Iowa State Fair 2023
Dean Kaner
Dean Kaner
Dean B. Kaner is a playwright and screenwriter, having co-produced and co-written plays for the stage with performances in New York City, Chicago, Minneapolis, Los Angeles, Boston, Detroit, Phoenix and Memphis. Check out The Jerry Duncan Show on YouTube, as well as on Instagram, and the sketch comedy A Bit of Biden (on Instagram) and at @abitofbiden on TikTok.
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Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews Republican candidates for president at the Iowa State Fair 2023. ANNOUNCER Live from under a rock in your backyard, it’s … Read more

The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews The Republican Little Rascals

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The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews The Republican Little Rascals
Dean Kaner
Dean Kaner
Dean B. Kaner is a playwright and screenwriter, having co-produced and co-written plays for the stage with performances in New York City, Chicago, Minneapolis, Los Angeles, Boston, Detroit, Phoenix and Memphis. Check out The Jerry Duncan Show on YouTube, as well as on Instagram, and the sketch comedy A Bit of Biden (on Instagram) and at @abitofbiden on TikTok.
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Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews the Republican presidential candidates, who have morphed into The Little Rascals. ANNOUNCER Live from under a rock in your backyard, … Read more

Battle for a Female Running Mate for Joe Biden to be Settled on Upcoming Episode of AEW Dynamite

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Battle for a Female Running Mate for Joe Biden to be Settled on Upcoming Episode of AEW Dynamite
Ted Holland
Ted Holland
Ted holland attended college for four years. The year that he bothered to go to class he studied history. He majored in throwing quarters in the jukebox in the Student Union canteen and minored in a girl named Marsha. His books include This Day In African American Musicand B Western Actors Encyclopedia.
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Exclusive Report: A “Mississippi Double Mud Battle Royale” will determine Joe Biden’s female running mate. “Handsy Joe” Biden is said to have volunteered to “rub the shoulders” of … Read more

Sanders Campaign: Candidate Was Not Actually Bernie Sanders

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Sanders Campaign: Candidate Was Not Actually Bernie Sanders
David Suter
David Suter
Dave Suter is an essayist and social commentator specializing in translating the shadows on the walls of Plato’s cave into editorial prose. He lives in Ohio where he watches a vast mountain of essays and unpaid bills not resolve itself into the Great American Novel─or a paycheck.
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Bernie Sanders actually refused to run again in 2020, reveals Sanders campaign manager. In a stunning development just days after Bernie Sanders suspended his campaign for the Democratic … Read more

Who’s the Fittest of Them All?

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Who’s the Fittest of Them All?
JC Wade
JC Wade
J. Wade is a retired Chief Financial Officer from Missouri. He has had humor articles published in the Humor Times, USA Today, The Journal of Irreproducible Results and Unhinged Magazine, which is now defunct (not his fault).
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Who is the fittest to be president? Physically fit, that is. Last December at a town hall event, former Vice President Joe Biden challenged a retired farmer to … Read more

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