Amash Outrageously Attempts Presidential Run with Clean Record

Amash Outrageously Attempts Presidential Run with Clean Record

Insane strategy for a U.S. presidential run: have no sexual allegations in your background! In an unprecedented departure from presidential election norms, Rep. Justin Amash (I-MI) has announced … Read more Amash Outrageously Attempts Presidential Run with Clean Record

President Demands Supplication in Exchange for Relief Checks

President Demands Supplication in Exchange for Relief Checks

“Look, I just want some appreciation. Just appreciation. That’s all,” said Trump, announcing his National Presidential Supplication directive. In a North Korea-style press conference Monday, President Trump announced … Read more President Demands Supplication in Exchange for Relief Checks

Senate Republicans Introduce COVID-19 Cowbell Law

Senate Republicans Introduce COVID-19 Cowbell Law

New “Cowbell Law” legislation will replace self-quarantine rules, say Senate Republicans. Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell (R- Kentucky) announced today the introduction in the Senate of new cowbell … Read more Senate Republicans Introduce COVID-19 Cowbell Law

President’s Speaking Style Declared National Mental Health Disaster

President’s Speaking Style Declared National Mental Health Disaster

Mental health disaster: The severity of the effect the president’s speech patterns have on the nation may actually be underestimated, says NIMH. Citing several recent studies on anacoluthon, … Read more President’s Speaking Style Declared National Mental Health Disaster

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