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“We all like cuddly little babies, but the reality is our nation can no longer afford them.” – President Obama to Congress WASHINGTON ─ Both the House and Senate passed bi-partisan legislation today raising the … Read moreCongress Raises Birth Age to Five
In his address to Congress, the Prince called for the world to ‘wish for peace quite robustly.’ WASHINGTON ─ Searching for a world figure who more accurately embodies the spirit, ethos and intellectual excellence of … Read morePrince of Wales Address to Congress: ‘Wish for Peace’
The move is seen as good TV ratings strategy for both the NFL and PGA. CULVER CITY, CA — In a move that both parties say has secretly been in the making for over a … Read morePGA, NFL Swap Rules
Obama uses Executive Order to move on Keystone alternative WASHINGTON ─ Citing ‘far-reaching’ and ‘drastic’ environmental concerns, President Obama this week vetoed legislation approving construction of the proposed 1,179 mile Keystone XL Pipeline and immediately … Read moreExecutive Order: President Approves ‘Ecologically Sound’ Oil Ditch
It is impossible to overstate the value of great Speechwriting C-SPAN is channel 188 on my television, which illustrates the conflict I have about the merits of Numerology as a scientific guide to life: The … Read moreThere is Much Value to Professional Political Speechwriting
Speaker promises the House will take up the pressing matter of illegal aliens West Chester, OH ─ Responding to pressure from a broad coalition of mostly Southern and Western states, House speaker John Boehner (R, … Read moreBoehner: Congress to Finally Debate the ‘Real’ Illegal Alien Issue
Obama: “The U.N. should take some unused and unneeded vowels from the French and Italians, and give them to the under-voweled.” BERN, SWITZERLAND ─ In a speech yesterday to a meeting of world language ministers, … Read morePresident Obama Calls for European Vowel Tax