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Always be closing… always be closing “Come on in folks. The Bill in the Newspaper Ad?” “Gee, I believe we just sold that one — but we have another special though. A Bill just like that one … Read moreBait & Switch with Durbin: Used Car Salesman 101
Liddle Donnie Trump had everything a little boy needed — a Shovel, a Bucket, an Executive Order! For children, a sandbox is a microcosm of their world…for Liddle Donnie Trump it was Battling Practice! When … Read moreThe Sandbox Chronicles – Liddle Donnie’s Playbook
Trump hangers-on & barely hangers-on’s bucket list MIKE PENCE “Ladies Who Lunch Bunch” Gift Card! REINCE PRIEBUS Scrabble Bag of Consonants! SEAN SPICER An Emmy for being on The Emmy’s! KELLYANNE CONWAY A Job that … Read moreKickin’ It: The Bucket List LIST
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, as in the case with … Read moreRipping the Headlines Today, 8/14/17
Anytown U.S.A. The rock song “Maniac” is heard in the introduction for The Jerry Duncan Show on syndicated radio. Senator Mitch McConnell is being interviewed. JERRY (opening lines for every show) Good morning listeners nationwide. … Read moreThe Jerry Duncan Show: Senator Mitch McConnell Interviewed
Listening in on a Republican meeting of the minds on health care: “What are we going to do about health care?” whispered Mitch McConnell secretly to Mike Pence. “If we don’t get this new AbominableCare … Read moreWe Are a Fly on the Wall at a GOP Health Care Meeting
McConnell, who reminds people of a turtle, says it’s best not to hurry. NEW YORK — In a surprise political shift of responsibility, Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell has decided that he will now be … Read moreMitch McConnell to Head NYC’s Transportation Agency
‘The only difference is, the more blood McConnell sucks, the paler he becomes’ – Report showing the Senator is descended from bloodsucking vampires. WASHINGTON – DNA analysis released by the genealogy company Ancestry.com confirms that … Read moreAncestry.com Confirms Mitch McConnell a ‘Direct Descendant’ of Dracula
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, as in the case with … Read moreRipping the Headlines Today, 7/3/17
Republican leaders on Donald Trump: Profile in cowardice, not courage In whatever arena of life one may meet the challenge of courage, whatever may be the sacrifices he faces if he follow his conscience — … Read moreProfiles in Cowardice: In Their Own Words