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Trump hangers-on & barely hangers-on’s bucket list MIKE PENCE “Ladies Who Lunch Bunch” Gift Card! REINCE PRIEBUS Scrabble Bag of Consonants! SEAN SPICER An Emmy for being on The Emmy’s! KELLYANNE CONWAY A Job that … Read more
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, as in the case with … Read more
Anytown U.S.A. The rock song “Maniac” is heard in the introduction for The Jerry Duncan Show on syndicated radio. Senator Mitch McConnell is being interviewed. JERRY (opening lines for every show) Good morning listeners nationwide. … Read more
Listening in on a Republican meeting of the minds on health care: “What are we going to do about health care?” whispered Mitch McConnell secretly to Mike Pence. “If we don’t get this new AbominableCare … Read more
McConnell, who reminds people of a turtle, says it’s best not to hurry. NEW YORK — In a surprise political shift of responsibility, Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell has decided that he will now be … Read more
‘The only difference is, the more blood McConnell sucks, the paler he becomes’ – Report showing the Senator is descended from bloodsucking vampires. WASHINGTON – DNA analysis released by the genealogy company Ancestry.com confirms that … Read more
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, as in the case with … Read more
Republican leaders on Donald Trump: Profile in cowardice, not courage In whatever arena of life one may meet the challenge of courage, whatever may be the sacrifices he faces if he follow his conscience — … Read more
Truth or Consequences: What did Donald Trump say, or not say? Try your hand at ‘The Donald Quiz!’ Below is a quiz on the sayings of Donald Trump. You are to decide whether he said … Read more
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, as in the case with … Read more