Breaking! Biden: ‘I’m Back in the Race!’
President Joe Biden reverses course, says he’s “back in the race for president!” In a statement that took everybody by surprise, President Joe Biden announced from the Oval … Read more
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Ripping the Headlines Today, 7/22/24
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about exploding soda cans on Southwest flights, doesn’t need to be complicated or … Read more
A Radical Plan to Defeat a Radical Takeover Attempt
Dear America, Recently, the Supreme Court issued a decision on a case involving former president Donald Trump that basically gives any president total immunity from criminal prosecution for … Read more
Democrats Exhume Abraham Lincoln to Replace Biden as Nominee
House Democrats discuss the possibility of nominating a new old candidate to replace Biden and save democracy. As public support for Biden plummets after his catastrophic debate performance … Read more
Citing Supreme Court Ruling, Biden Owns Up to ‘Now Legal’ Assassination Attempt
On “Meet the Press,” Biden admits ordering an assassination attempt, and revealed more plans, saying “it’s all okay by the Supreme Court.” Appearing on last Sunday’s Meet the … Read more
The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews President Joe Biden and First Lady Jill Biden
Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews President Joe Biden and First Lady Jill Biden. ANNOUNCER Live from under a rock in your backyard, it’s The Jerry … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 7/10/24
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Larry the Cat, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 7/1/24
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about bears, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what any new … Read more
Biden: Donald Trump Voters Guilty of Aiding and Abetting a Felon
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) President Biden: ‘Anyone who votes for Donald Trump will be guilty of aiding and abetting’ a convicted criminal. According to SNN criminal … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 6/17/24
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about a massive catapult to launch satellites into space, doesn’t need to be … Read more
