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House Democrats discuss the possibility of nominating a new old candidate to replace Biden and save democracy. As public support for Biden plummets after his catastrophic debate performance … Read more
Trump has floated many VP candidate choices, but his latest is a shocker: Clarence Thomas as running mate. Since announcing his third run for the presidency in Nov. … Read more
Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene is the first politician to throw her hat in the ring to become a vice presidential running mate. Second-term Georgia Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene … Read more
When he slapped Chris Rock, it was the slap heard ’round the world, giving Will Smith first dibs as the new James Bond! Or ‘The Thrilla from Manila’ … Read more
Learning about the Birds & the Bees is embarrassing enough, but here’s how the awkward sex talk went down in Judge Amy Coney Barrett’s busy shoe! The real … Read more
Insane strategy for a U.S. presidential run: have no sexual allegations in your background! In an unprecedented departure from presidential election norms, Rep. Justin Amash (I-MI) has announced … Read more
Exclusive Report: A “Mississippi Double Mud Battle Royale” will determine Joe Biden’s female running mate. “Handsy Joe” Biden is said to have volunteered to “rub the shoulders” of … Read more
What’s with that Kavanaugh sneering face? I’ve seen it, you’ve seen it; we’ve all seen it over & over – that image where the Judge looks like he’s … Read more
