Elon Musk to Implant Chip in Trump’s Brain
Former president said to be thrilled by prospect of life extension offered by use of implant. Donald Trump says he’s “excited” by Elon Musk’s proposal to have a … Read more
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‘United States of Trump’ Sounds Better, Says Candidate
Ex-Prez hopes to be new prez, announces heads of new cabinet for the newly-branded United States of Trump. After he’s elected President, The United States of America will … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 7/10/24
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Larry the Cat, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what … Read more
Trump Flirts with Selecting Clarence Thomas as Running Mate
Trump has floated many VP candidate choices, but his latest is a shocker: Clarence Thomas as running mate. Since announcing his third run for the presidency in Nov. … Read more
This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Knucklehead-Ache
Donald Trump is the world’s biggest knucklehead-ache. Trump whines about election-riggers, but has no problem with oil-riggers. The polls suggest Trump is leading, but they’re not even a … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 6/12/23
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Apple’s new VR headset, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s … Read more
Trump Plans Future Rally in Another Controversial Location
It appears the former president plans to hold a rally in every controversial location he can possibly think of. Donald Trump will embark upon the 2028 race for … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 2/27/23
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about flying objects, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any … Read more
Quirky Quotables to Trump’s Announcement for 2024!
Donald Trump steals headlines again & throws his hair in the ring for President! Quirky Quotables are bound to happen! Some of the Quirky Quotables during Trump’s 2024 … Read more
It’s the Year 2032: WTF Happened to Donald Trump?
A Satirical Peek into Tomorrow! By 2032, did the former President ever get his Just Desserts, did Covid disappear & more importantly – did I ever date again? … Read more
