New iPhone X Allows Baby Boomers to Complain about Medicare-for-All from Comfort of Free Doctor Visit

New iPhone X Allows Baby Boomers to Complain about Medicare-for-All from Comfort of Free Doctor Visit

Apple’s surprise announcement of the iPhone X finally let’s the War Babies publicly decry public assistance to anyone but them. Apple introduced three new iPhone models this week, but only one optimally allows Baby Boomers … Read moreNew iPhone X Allows Baby Boomers to Complain about Medicare-for-All from Comfort of Free Doctor Visit

Ripping the Headlines Today, 5/9/17

Ripping the Headlines Today, 5/9/17

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, as in the case with … Read moreRipping the Headlines Today, 5/9/17

Ripping the Headlines Today, 3/13/17

Ripping the Headlines Today, 3/13/17

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, as in the case with … Read moreRipping the Headlines Today, 3/13/17

Ripping the Headlines Today, 2/27/17

Ripping the Headlines Today, 2/27/17

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, as in the case with … Read moreRipping the Headlines Today, 2/27/17

Ripping the Headlines Today, 9/4/16

Ripping the Headlines Today, 9/4/16

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, as in the case with … Read moreRipping the Headlines Today, 9/4/16

Ripping the Headlines Today, 2/2/16

Ripping the Headlines Today, 2/2/16

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, as in the case with … Read moreRipping the Headlines Today, 2/2/16

Ever the Innovator, Apple Announces Pocket Version of its New Digital Watch

Ever the Innovator, Apple Announces Pocket Version of its New Digital Watch

‘Some people don’t like to wear things on their wrists’ – Apple CEO Tim Cook CUPERTINO, CA — Following the recent announcement of its new “Dick Tracy”-style wrist watch, Apple today released details of a … Read moreEver the Innovator, Apple Announces Pocket Version of its New Digital Watch

New Fad: iPhones Installed Directly in Head to Replace Brains

New Fad: iPhones Installed Directly in Head to Replace Brains

With the ultimate iPhone plug-in, no thinking is needed! In the latest cool trend to hit the streets, masses of young people are getting their iPhones installed right in their heads, where their brains used … Read moreNew Fad: iPhones Installed Directly in Head to Replace Brains

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