Ripping the Headlines Today, 2/20/23

Ripping the Headlines Today, 2/20/23
Paul Lander is not sure which he is proudest of -- winning the Noble Peace Prize or sending Congolese gynecologist Dr. Denis Mukwege to accept it on his behalf, bringing to light the plight of African women in war-torn countries. In his non-daydreaming hours, Paul has written for Weekly Humorist, National Lampoon, American Bystander, Huff Post Comedy, McSweeney's, Bombeck Writers Workshop Blog and the Humor Times, written and/or produced for multiple TV shows and written standup material that's been performed on Maher, The Daily Show, Colbert, Kimmel, etc. Now, on to Paul's time-commanding Special Forces in Khandahar… (See all of Paul's "Ripping the Headlines Today" columns here.)
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Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that saying you can buy weed from a vending machine, doesn’t need to be … Read more

Who Else Besides Elon Musk Is Being Tracked & Where to Find Them

Who Else Besides Elon Musk Is Being Tracked & Where to Find Them
Marilyn Sands is a former 80's Stand-Up Comic & Comic Booker. Sold Jokes to Joan Rivers & lesser lights. Was up one night & wrote 2 Madcap Screenplays & a Stage Play. Her hilarious book "CAN YOU PEE OUTDOORS" On-Line Dating Straight Lines is on amazon.com/dp/1733487409And, "OWNING THE STAGE, RENTING THE BALLS"!My Life as a Funny Girlis on amazon.com/dp/1733487417"Living proofyou don't have to be a success to write a Memoir"!And yes, this bio is my OBIT too!haha

Names in the News who may be on somebody’s radar & where to find them! Where to find them example – an easy one: WHO has mansions with … Read more

Ripping the Headlines Today, 12/12/22

Ripping the Headlines Today, 12/12/22
Paul Lander is not sure which he is proudest of -- winning the Noble Peace Prize or sending Congolese gynecologist Dr. Denis Mukwege to accept it on his behalf, bringing to light the plight of African women in war-torn countries. In his non-daydreaming hours, Paul has written for Weekly Humorist, National Lampoon, American Bystander, Huff Post Comedy, McSweeney's, Bombeck Writers Workshop Blog and the Humor Times, written and/or produced for multiple TV shows and written standup material that's been performed on Maher, The Daily Show, Colbert, Kimmel, etc. Now, on to Paul's time-commanding Special Forces in Khandahar… (See all of Paul's "Ripping the Headlines Today" columns here.)
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Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Ticketmaster, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new … Read more

Runoff Season: Off and Running

Runoff Season: Off and Running
David Wollman lives north of the border. No, not that border. The other one. Canada. (sighs) He uses his keyboard in the struggle to give voice to those who speak goof to power, and remind us all that it takes a village to raise an idiot.

Yes, it’s Runoff Season: Beyond the Georgia senate race, runoffs are running rampant across the USA and the world. Georgia voters could be forgiven for thinking that Raphael … Read more

Ex-Prez to Get New Babysitter 24/7

Ex-Prez to Get New Babysitter 24/7
Eric Green has Donald Trump to thank for a number of his satirical articles. As long as The Donald is around, Eric will continue to have new material to write about him. Eric finds writing satire a welcome escape from the realities of life. When he’s not trying to be satirical, Eric has been a former newspaper reporter, ex-press aide to a U.S. Senator on Capitol Hill, and ex-writer in the federal government. He's also the author of three mostly humorous books, the one he's most proud of is called Temporary Insanity, Costa Rica, My Way. For fun, he practices playing Beatles songs on the piano.You can find more about him on LinkedIn.

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Kanye West Manages to Make Alex Jones Cringe

Kanye West Manages to Make Alex Jones Cringe
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Johnny Robish is an actor, comedian and political satirist - who is considered one of America’s most trusted sources for fake news.
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Making Alex Jones cringe is quite a feat. As the late John Lennon might have put it, “Imagine there’s no Kanye. It’s easy if you try.” Kanye West … Read more

Alberta Premier Danielle Smith: ‘Great Grandma Was Ike’s Lovechild’

Alberta Premier Danielle Smith: ‘Great Grandma Was Ike’s Lovechild’
David Wollman lives north of the border. No, not that border. The other one. Canada. (sighs) He uses his keyboard in the struggle to give voice to those who speak goof to power, and remind us all that it takes a village to raise an idiot.

After criticism for claims of indigenous roots, Danielle Smith now says she’s related to Dwight Eisenhower and a Russian Tsar. Alberta, Canada Premier Danielle Smith is setting down … Read more

Quirky Quotables to Trump’s Announcement for 2024!

Quirky Quotables to Trump’s Announcement for 2024!
Marilyn Sands is a former 80's Stand-Up Comic & Comic Booker. Sold Jokes to Joan Rivers & lesser lights. Was up one night & wrote 2 Madcap Screenplays & a Stage Play. Her hilarious book "CAN YOU PEE OUTDOORS" On-Line Dating Straight Lines is on amazon.com/dp/1733487409And, "OWNING THE STAGE, RENTING THE BALLS"!My Life as a Funny Girlis on amazon.com/dp/1733487417"Living proofyou don't have to be a success to write a Memoir"!And yes, this bio is my OBIT too!haha

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Ripping the Headlines Today, 11/15/22

Ripping the Headlines Today, 11/15/22
Paul Lander is not sure which he is proudest of -- winning the Noble Peace Prize or sending Congolese gynecologist Dr. Denis Mukwege to accept it on his behalf, bringing to light the plight of African women in war-torn countries. In his non-daydreaming hours, Paul has written for Weekly Humorist, National Lampoon, American Bystander, Huff Post Comedy, McSweeney's, Bombeck Writers Workshop Blog and the Humor Times, written and/or produced for multiple TV shows and written standup material that's been performed on Maher, The Daily Show, Colbert, Kimmel, etc. Now, on to Paul's time-commanding Special Forces in Khandahar… (See all of Paul's "Ripping the Headlines Today" columns here.)
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Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about psychedelic toads, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any … Read more

Kanye Turns Antisemitic Dross into Dollars

Kanye Turns Antisemitic Dross into Dollars
David Wollman lives north of the border. No, not that border. The other one. Canada. (sighs) He uses his keyboard in the struggle to give voice to those who speak goof to power, and remind us all that it takes a village to raise an idiot.

Kanye West doubles down on his antisemitic brand, launches “Haayt’s Peach” organic supermarket chain. Ye (formerly Kanye West) is apparently looking to financially rebound from sponsor defections by … Read more

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