Ripping the Headlines Today, 3/17/24
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Robert Downey Jr.’s Oscar, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s … Read more
St. Patrick’s Day
Ripping the Headlines Today, 3/21/23
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about weed on the Las Vegas Strip, doesn’t need to be complicated and … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 5/11/21
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, including that on Bill and Melinda Gates, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s … Read more
Leprechauns Cancel St. Patrick’s Day Mischief & Shenanigans
Annual St. Patrick’s Day Shenanigan Festival canceled by unusually cautious Leprechauns amid coronavirus fears. Colin McCreedy, president of the International Brotherhood of Leprechauns and Wee People, has announced … Read more
Lost Journal: An Interloping Irish Princess
Journal entry: March 6, 2011 (age 41) – Irish Princess The St. Patrick’s Day Parade is a big deal in Binghamton. I skipped the festivities yesterday, but enjoyed … Read more
Saint Patrick: The Truth Exposed
Embarrassed, Ireland must now seek a replacement for the beloved patron Saint Patrick. The Archbishop of Dublin, Diarmuid Martin, has said that, following what he called “an unimaginable … Read more
Lost Journal: American Embarrassadors Face English Expulsion
Journal entry: March 24, 1990 (age 20) Note: This journal entry is the second in a two-part series. It’s been one week since the London police were called … Read more
Lost Journal: Reel Men Don’t Jig
Journal entry: March 17, 1983 (age 13) – Reel Men Don’t Jig As I watched the Irish jig being performed in the gymnasium of St. Patrick’s Middle School … Read more
Lost Journal: Happy St. Patrick’s Month!
Journal entry: March 2, 2002 (age 32) — St. Patrick’s Month This week a friend from college called me, and at some point in the conversation he asked … Read more
Lost Journal: Restoring Tradition to St. Patrick’s Day
By Tim Mollen Journal entry: March 10, 2004 (age 34) The following is a transcript of a recent speech I gave at a brownfield that’s being considered for … Read more
