Meeting with a Priest

Meeting with a Priest
Lawrence Millman is the author of 18 books, including such titles as Last Places, A Kayak Full of Ghosts, Our Like Will Not Be There Again, Hiking to Siberia, At the End of the World, Fungipedia, and — forthcoming — The Last Speaker of Bear. Shop for his books at Thrift Books and other book sellers.
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Walking in Manhattan with my friend God, we had a chance meeting with a priest, who asked for forgiveness. As it happens, I wasn’t the only person in … Read more

Angel Food

Angel Food
Lawrence Millman is the author of 18 books, including such titles as Last Places, A Kayak Full of Ghosts, Our Like Will Not Be There Again, Hiking to Siberia, At the End of the World, Fungipedia, and — forthcoming — The Last Speaker of Bear. Shop for his books at Thrift Books and other book sellers.
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As my new drinking buddy, God, and I were having our nightcaps, he told me a tale that gives “angel food” a whole new meaning. An attractive woman … Read more

Father and Son

Father and Son
Lawrence Millman is the author of 18 books, including such titles as Last Places, A Kayak Full of Ghosts, Our Like Will Not Be There Again, Hiking to Siberia, At the End of the World, Fungipedia, and — forthcoming — The Last Speaker of Bear. Shop for his books at Thrift Books and other book sellers.
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Over drinks, God told me about His Father and Son relationship with Jesus: “He probably thought I had forsaken him.” The next time we got together for drinks, … Read more

A Bad Job

A Bad Job
Lawrence Millman is the author of 18 books, including such titles as Last Places, A Kayak Full of Ghosts, Our Like Will Not Be There Again, Hiking to Siberia, At the End of the World, Fungipedia, and — forthcoming — The Last Speaker of Bear. Shop for his books at Thrift Books and other book sellers.
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God began telling me about perhaps his most ardent admirer, a fellow named Job, who worshiped him like there was no tomorrow. God and I were sitting in … Read more

In the Beginning

In the Beginning
Lawrence Millman is the author of 18 books, including such titles as Last Places, A Kayak Full of Ghosts, Our Like Will Not Be There Again, Hiking to Siberia, At the End of the World, Fungipedia, and — forthcoming — The Last Speaker of Bear. Shop for his books at Thrift Books and other book sellers.
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In the Beginning, there was a conversation on a bench in Central Park. I was seated on a bench in New York’s Central Park, and on the bench … Read more

Heaven and Hell

Heaven and Hell
Lawrence Millman is the author of 18 books, including such titles as Last Places, A Kayak Full of Ghosts, Our Like Will Not Be There Again, Hiking to Siberia, At the End of the World, Fungipedia, and — forthcoming — The Last Speaker of Bear. Shop for his books at Thrift Books and other book sellers.
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According to my friend God, Heaven and Hell doesn’t exist anymore. Here’s what He said about it, over coffee in Manhattan one morning. One morning I was having … Read more

A Chat About ‘The Fall’

A Chat About ‘The Fall’
Lawrence Millman is the author of 18 books, including such titles as Last Places, A Kayak Full of Ghosts, Our Like Will Not Be There Again, Hiking to Siberia, At the End of the World, Fungipedia, and — forthcoming — The Last Speaker of Bear. Shop for his books at Thrift Books and other book sellers.
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In a continuing conversation with God, he says that “The Fall of Man” was really about Adam and Eve hating poison ivy. God and I were wandering down … Read more

Our First Parents

Our First Parents
Lawrence Millman is the author of 18 books, including such titles as Last Places, A Kayak Full of Ghosts, Our Like Will Not Be There Again, Hiking to Siberia, At the End of the World, Fungipedia, and — forthcoming — The Last Speaker of Bear. Shop for his books at Thrift Books and other book sellers.
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I asked my drinking companion to give me his version of the story of our “First Parents.” I was having drinks with God in a Manhattan bar when … Read more

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Scum Together

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Scum Together
I was born a young baby. Then I grew up. Then I grew confused. Then I grew tired. I'm a 20th century man who's somehow been transported to the 21st century, with one foot in the gone past and the other in the here now. I started my blog mymanymoodsofme toward the end of 2012. There I write humorous essays, stories and poems (lyrics from my songs), in addition to my aphorisms. It's good work... if you get it. In my spare time I play chess, write songs, and reflect upon what I see. I'm very happy to be colluding with Humor Times, and hope you enjoy the result. Cheers!

Republicans scum together over Trump. Republican conspiracies hatch in surrection nests. The GOP serves a complicit tea. Fascists want the right to control all of US. Liars live … Read more

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