God Says Eclipse Was a Warning Against ‘Antichrist’ in the White House

God Says Eclipse Was a Warning Against ‘Antichrist’ in the White House

“This eclipse went right across America – coincidence? I deemeth not,” sayeth the Lord God: Exclusive interview! We obtained an exclusive interview with the Lord God via the new GoogleSeance™ technology this morning, and we … Read moreGod Says Eclipse Was a Warning Against ‘Antichrist’ in the White House

Mephistopheles: Running for God to ‘Make the Almighty Mighty Again!’

Mephistopheles: Running for God to ‘Make the Almighty Mighty Again!’

‘Heaven is totally rigged,’ the Devil said, blaming an incompetent God. ‘Only I can bring back real evil and a Trump Presidency.’ DEPTHS OF HELL — Surrounded by wisps of sulfur and members of the … Read moreMephistopheles: Running for God to ‘Make the Almighty Mighty Again!’

A Day in the Life of ‘The Donald’

A Day in the Life of ‘The Donald’

The Donald, likely an insult comic in another life, sits like a King. Paul Lewis, a British journalist at The Guardian best known for his award-winning investigation into the demise of Hard Rock Café t-shirts, … Read moreA Day in the Life of ‘The Donald’

Mike Huckabee: Josh Duggar’s Only Friend

Mike Huckabee: Josh Duggar’s Only Friend

Duggar’s actions not unforgivable, says God’s choice for prez Former Chippendales dancer, Mike Huckabee, a 2016 Republican presidential candidate, has angered America by publicly declaring his support for Josh Duggar. Shortly after the ex-reality television … Read moreMike Huckabee: Josh Duggar’s Only Friend

Pope to Jesus: Now Would Be a Real Good Time to Come Again

Pope to Jesus: Now Would Be a Real Good Time to Come Again

Pope Francis posts messages for Jesus on Facebook and Twitter VATICAN CITY — Pope Francis I today appealed to Jesus Christ to expedite His second coming “before there is no world for You to come … Read morePope to Jesus: Now Would Be a Real Good Time to Come Again

Google Becomes Main Source of Knowledge in Universe; God Steps Down

Google Becomes Main Source of Knowledge in Universe; God Steps Down

Could God really be calling it quits? Accumulating a huge mass of knowledge in its 17 years of existence, the internet giant Google has officially made itself the greatest source of knowledge in the entire … Read moreGoogle Becomes Main Source of Knowledge in Universe; God Steps Down

LA Controversial: “Kill the Gays” Initiative Author Offered Reality Show

LA Controversial: “Kill the Gays” Initiative Author Offered Reality Show

The guy who put the so-called “Kill the Gays” initiative on the ballot could get his own show. The lawyer who put the infamous “Kill the Gays” initiative on the ballot in California, which calls … Read moreLA Controversial: “Kill the Gays” Initiative Author Offered Reality Show

God Resigns, Effective Midnight: Calls Humanity ‘The Edsel of Creation’

God Resigns, Effective Midnight: Calls Humanity ‘The Edsel of Creation’

Creator eschews humanity, off to find a ‘New Heaven, New Earth,’ as prophesied JERUSALEM — God resigned today, citing the appalling murders, rapes and tortures carried out everywhere in His Holy Name. “I just can’t … Read moreGod Resigns, Effective Midnight: Calls Humanity ‘The Edsel of Creation’

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