7 Reasons Not to Do Anything About Climate Change (Courtesy of the Republican Establishment)

7 Reasons Not to Do Anything About Climate Change (Courtesy of the Republican Establishment)

Climate change: Let God handle it! Arrogance & Presumption! The Created is not the Creator. By trying to overwhelm the mighty forces of nature, you are giving glory to creations of God, mere mortal flesh; … Read more7 Reasons Not to Do Anything About Climate Change (Courtesy of the Republican Establishment)

Offering ‘Thoughts and Prayers’ Just Don’t Fly No More: Hot Air Always Dissipates

Offering ‘Thoughts and Prayers’ Just Don’t Fly No More: Hot Air Always Dissipates

Exactly which deities are these “thoughts and prayers” being offered to, anyway? The long overused but handy expression used by countless soulless politicians and supposed sympathizers when trying to gloss over a tragedy so that … Read moreOffering ‘Thoughts and Prayers’ Just Don’t Fly No More: Hot Air Always Dissipates

God Says Eclipse Was a Warning Against ‘Antichrist’ in the White House

God Says Eclipse Was a Warning Against ‘Antichrist’ in the White House

“This eclipse went right across America – coincidence? I deemeth not,” sayeth the Lord God: Exclusive interview! We obtained an exclusive interview with the Lord God via the new GoogleSeance™ technology this morning, and we … Read moreGod Says Eclipse Was a Warning Against ‘Antichrist’ in the White House

Mephistopheles: Running for God to ‘Make the Almighty Mighty Again!’

Mephistopheles: Running for God to ‘Make the Almighty Mighty Again!’

‘Heaven is totally rigged,’ the Devil said, blaming an incompetent God. ‘Only I can bring back real evil and a Trump Presidency.’ DEPTHS OF HELL — Surrounded by wisps of sulfur and members of the … Read moreMephistopheles: Running for God to ‘Make the Almighty Mighty Again!’

A Day in the Life of ‘The Donald’

A Day in the Life of ‘The Donald’

The Donald, likely an insult comic in another life, sits like a King. Paul Lewis, a British journalist at The Guardian best known for his award-winning investigation into the demise of Hard Rock Café t-shirts, … Read moreA Day in the Life of ‘The Donald’

Mike Huckabee: Josh Duggar’s Only Friend

Mike Huckabee: Josh Duggar’s Only Friend

Duggar’s actions not unforgivable, says God’s choice for prez Former Chippendales dancer, Mike Huckabee, a 2016 Republican presidential candidate, has angered America by publicly declaring his support for Josh Duggar. Shortly after the ex-reality television … Read moreMike Huckabee: Josh Duggar’s Only Friend

Pope to Jesus: Now Would Be a Real Good Time to Come Again

Pope to Jesus: Now Would Be a Real Good Time to Come Again

Pope Francis posts messages for Jesus on Facebook and Twitter VATICAN CITY — Pope Francis I today appealed to Jesus Christ to expedite His second coming “before there is no world for You to come … Read morePope to Jesus: Now Would Be a Real Good Time to Come Again

Google Becomes Main Source of Knowledge in Universe; God Steps Down

Google Becomes Main Source of Knowledge in Universe; God Steps Down

Could God really be calling it quits? Accumulating a huge mass of knowledge in its 17 years of existence, the internet giant Google has officially made itself the greatest source of knowledge in the entire … Read moreGoogle Becomes Main Source of Knowledge in Universe; God Steps Down

LA Controversial: “Kill the Gays” Initiative Author Offered Reality Show

LA Controversial: “Kill the Gays” Initiative Author Offered Reality Show

The guy who put the so-called “Kill the Gays” initiative on the ballot could get his own show. The lawyer who put the infamous “Kill the Gays” initiative on the ballot in California, which calls … Read moreLA Controversial: “Kill the Gays” Initiative Author Offered Reality Show

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