Message from Saturn
A message from Saturn directed to Earthlings. Greetings, Earthlings. I’m sending you this message from Saturn the most gender-rich of all the planets. We bend our genders every … Read more
Lawrence Millman
Elon Musk: A Poem
“Of all the planets on which to buy the farm Mars is the one that’s got the most charm,” declared Elon Musk, a super-rich guy who wished to … Read more
On Eating One’s Own Kind
In my Arctic travels, an Inuk I met told me that human flesh tasted “like inferior polar bear meat.” In my Arctic travels, I once met an Inuk … Read more
America the Beautiful
On his toilet squatted Donald Trump “Giddy-up, giddy-up,” he shouted at his rump He pushed and pushed and pushed some more but nothing came out but a flatulent … Read more
Good Prez!
As the new President was led by leash to the podium, the inauguration audience cheered him on saying, “Good Prez!” So devoted are we Americans to our canine … Read more
Odin, Iceland and the American Way
Odin tries to save Iceland: “I felt obliged to do something about this harmful invasion.” The name’s Odin. As a more or less benevolent Norse deity, I once … Read more
Mother of God
Hanging out with his New York drinking buddy, God, the author is treated to a tale about the Mother of God. God and I were walking in the … Read more
Tripping with God
When I hang out with God, my drinking buddy, as I often do in New York, I like to about his life in the celestial realm. While God … Read more
The Holy Goat
“As it happens, the Bible censored his name,” God said about the Holy Ghost. “His real name was the Holy Goat.” The poet Dylan Thomas drank 18 glasses … Read more
Saint Peter: Unusual Fisherperson
Saint Peter was a bit of an upside down personality, according to the author’s drinking buddy, God. When we got together for coffee one morning, God said, “When … Read more
