Apocalypse threatened in the Revelation hasn’t quite gone according to plan. Jesus always said he was coming back one day. And he promised that this time around, there would be no more Mr Nice Guy! Hence … Read moreFrom Apocalypse to Catastrophe: Jesus Says Repubs & Dems Both Found Unworthy of the Lord’s Return
An April Fools Easter WARNING: Not for the religiously sensitive!!! God to the world: “He wasn’t really my son! He was adopted!… April Fool!” Jesus as he comes out of his tomb three days later: … Read moreEaster Fell On April Fools Day This Year!
Jeffress cites parallels in the Bible, calls on evangelical Christians to ‘do their duty.’ Hot off the press, here is the transcript of this reporter’s exclusive interview with Robert Jeffress questioning his and other evangelical … Read moreEvangelical Christians Urged to Support Trump Against Stormy Daniels
“Lady Bird” – a film review by Gary Chew I won’t forget the large charge I got when seeing two movies back in the early 80’s directed by Francis Ford Coppola. You remember The Outsiders … Read moreMovie Review: “Lady Bird”
“This eclipse went right across America – coincidence? I deemeth not,” sayeth the Lord God: Exclusive interview! We obtained an exclusive interview with the Lord God via the new GoogleSeance™ technology this morning, and we … Read moreGod Says Eclipse Was a Warning Against ‘Antichrist’ in the White House
God-crazed TV evangelist Pat Robertson announces construction of the First Church of Trump the Messiah, inside Kentucky’s Noah’s Ark facsimile. WILLIAMSTOWN, KY – Televangelist Pat Robertson announced today that President Donald Trump is in fact … Read more‘President Jesus Trump is Christ our Savior Come Again, at Last!’ – Pat Robertson
During the Jewish New Year, congregants recite the “Vidui” – updated and secularized here for the benefit of every American. During the High Holidays, which includes the Jewish New Year, congregants recite the “Vidui” (or … Read moreA Modern Jewish-American Confession
Prayer is the new weapon in the race for the presidency A new group of Hillary Clinton supporters has been formed called “Christians for Hillary.” They have initiated a special campaign strategy to help Hillary … Read moreRival Christian Groups Use Prayer to Influence Election
Famed lawgiver called ‘a yuuuge loser who didn’t have a clue how to negotiate’ by Trump NYC — Donald Trump says that his famous inability to cite a single Bible verse forced him recently “to … Read moreDonald Trump Blasts Biblical Moses as ‘Incompetent and Weak’
The Pope is coming, and Philadelphia is getting ready. Pope Francis will be in town from September 26-27, which the locals have begun referring to as “Pope Weekend.” Large sections of the city will be … Read moreHere Comes the Pope!