God Says Eclipse Was a Warning Against ‘Antichrist’ in the White House

God Says Eclipse Was a Warning Against ‘Antichrist’ in the White House

“This eclipse went right across America – coincidence? I deemeth not,” sayeth the Lord God: Exclusive interview! We obtained an exclusive interview with the Lord God via the new GoogleSeance™ technology this morning, and we … Read moreGod Says Eclipse Was a Warning Against ‘Antichrist’ in the White House

‘President Jesus Trump is Christ our Savior Come Again, at Last!’ – Pat Robertson

‘President Jesus Trump is Christ our Savior Come Again, at Last!’ – Pat Robertson

God-crazed TV evangelist Pat Robertson announces construction of the First Church of Trump the Messiah, inside Kentucky’s Noah’s Ark facsimile.  WILLIAMSTOWN, KY – Televangelist Pat Robertson announced today that President Donald Trump is in fact … Read more‘President Jesus Trump is Christ our Savior Come Again, at Last!’ – Pat Robertson

Rival Christian Groups Use Prayer to Influence Election

Rival Christian Groups Use Prayer to Influence Election

Prayer is the new weapon in the race for the presidency A new group of Hillary Clinton supporters has been formed called “Christians for Hillary.” They have initiated a special campaign strategy to help Hillary … Read moreRival Christian Groups Use Prayer to Influence Election

Donald Trump Blasts Biblical Moses as ‘Incompetent and Weak’

Donald Trump Blasts Biblical Moses as ‘Incompetent and Weak’

Famed lawgiver called ‘a yuuuge loser who didn’t have a clue how to negotiate’ by Trump NYC — Donald Trump says that his famous inability to cite a single Bible verse forced him recently “to … Read moreDonald Trump Blasts Biblical Moses as ‘Incompetent and Weak’

Kentucky Clerk Kim Davis to Take it Further: “Pork Eaters Can Suck It!”

Kentucky Clerk Kim Davis to Take it Further: “Pork Eaters Can Suck It!”

Kim Davis promises to end the hypocrisy and start enforcing “God’s law” in all cases. Rowan County Clerk Kim Davis is still not issuing marriage licenses, invoking “God’s authority,” despite a rebuke from the Supreme … Read moreKentucky Clerk Kim Davis to Take it Further: “Pork Eaters Can Suck It!”

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