God Says Eclipse Was a Warning Against ‘Antichrist’ in the White House

God Says Eclipse Was a Warning Against ‘Antichrist’ in the White House

“This eclipse went right across America – coincidence? I deemeth not,” sayeth the Lord God: Exclusive interview! We obtained an exclusive interview with the Lord God via the new GoogleSeance™ technology this morning, and we … Read more

‘President Jesus Trump is Christ our Savior Come Again, at Last!’ – Pat Robertson

‘President Jesus Trump is Christ our Savior Come Again, at Last!’ – Pat Robertson

God-crazed TV evangelist Pat Robertson announces construction of the First Church of Trump the Messiah, inside Kentucky’s Noah’s Ark facsimile.  WILLIAMSTOWN, KY – Televangelist Pat Robertson announced today that President Donald Trump is in fact … Read more

Kentucky Clerk Kim Davis to Take it Further: “Pork Eaters Can Suck It!”

Kentucky Clerk Kim Davis to Take it Further: “Pork Eaters Can Suck It!”

Kim Davis promises to end the hypocrisy and start enforcing “God’s law” in all cases. Rowan County Clerk Kim Davis is still not issuing marriage licenses, invoking “God’s authority,” despite a rebuke from the Supreme … Read more