This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Immaculate Deception
“Orange Jesus” is the immaculate deception. Jesus told us to believe. “Orange Jesus” tells us to make believe. The wholly weak-minded worship Trump religiously. “Orange Jesus” is Lard … Read more
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Tucker Carlson and Don Lemon Join SNN
Dispatches from SNN Newly available TV news hosts Tucker Carlson and Don Lemon have found a new home. Recently released Fox News Channel superstar Tucker Carlson and former … Read more
Majorie Taylor Greene Press Conference Addresses ‘Evils of Woke Culture’
MTG unveils ‘WOKE’ icon to address the ‘evils of woke culture.’ Marjorie Taylor Greene called for a special press conference to address what she calls “the evils of … Read more
Renowned Sensitivity Expert: Everything Ever Written is Offensive to Someone and Should Be Rewritten
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) The world’s most renowned sensitivity expert states that everything ever written is offensive to someone. On the heels of books from Dr. … Read more
The Art of Prayer
God is probably too busy to answer all the prayers sent his way. Catholics have a work-around for this: the art of prayer. Even though we have largely … Read more
Mother of God
Hanging out with his New York drinking buddy, God, the author is treated to a tale about the Mother of God. God and I were walking in the … Read more
Tripping with God
When I hang out with God, my drinking buddy, as I often do in New York, I like to about his life in the celestial realm. While God … Read more
The Holy Goat
“As it happens, the Bible censored his name,” God said about the Holy Ghost. “His real name was the Holy Goat.” The poet Dylan Thomas drank 18 glasses … Read more
Saint Peter: Unusual Fisherperson
Saint Peter was a bit of an upside down personality, according to the author’s drinking buddy, God. When we got together for coffee one morning, God said, “When … Read more
Strange Phenomenon Baffles Experts
Experts have been perplexed by a strange phenomenon occurring worldwide involving political, religious and racial differences. A strange phenomenon seems to be occurring throughout the world. It appears … Read more
