Curbing Sexual Misconduct in Congress: Initiative

Curbing Sexual Misconduct in Congress: Initiative

Voters to decide on preventive measures to stop sexual misconduct Given the continuing scandals regarding sexual misconduct of members of Congress, from Roy Moore to Al Franken, a grass roots organization has been formed, and … Read moreCurbing Sexual Misconduct in Congress: Initiative

First Lady Announces New ‘Trophy Wives’ Support Group

First Lady Announces New ‘Trophy Wives’ Support Group

Support group to be First Lady Melania Trump’s national inspiration for wives of millionaires and billionaires. Melania Trump has finally come up with a First Lady project for which she is eminently qualified. She is … Read moreFirst Lady Announces New ‘Trophy Wives’ Support Group

Presidential Committee Finds Liberal ‘Big Words’ Conspiracy

Presidential Committee Finds Liberal ‘Big Words’ Conspiracy

The reason for the President’s use of one- and two-syllable words vs ‘big words’ has been revealed. In an impromptu encounter on the White House steps, a small group of reporters asked President Trump whether … Read morePresidential Committee Finds Liberal ‘Big Words’ Conspiracy

Trump Supporter Puts His Life on the Line to Support the President

Trump Supporter Puts His Life on the Line to Support the President

Assembles own ‘Trump supporter’ team to do heart transplant (This is a reprint of an earlier interview.) To show his confidence in the President’s philosophy, avid Trump supporter I. M. Lemming has decided to follow … Read moreTrump Supporter Puts His Life on the Line to Support the President

Exclusive Interview: Ivanka Upset by Treatment at W20 Summit

Exclusive Interview: Ivanka Upset by Treatment at W20 Summit

Ivanka Trump insists she and her father are authentic feminists In an exclusive interview with this reporter today, Ivanka Trump Kushner confided that she was “hurt and confused” by her treatment at the W20 Summit … Read moreExclusive Interview: Ivanka Upset by Treatment at W20 Summit

Ivanka’s Contingency Plan for Husband Jared Kushner Revealed

Ivanka’s Contingency Plan for Husband Jared Kushner Revealed

Ivanka Trump Kushner: Taking care of her man A source in Ivanka Trump Kushner’s staff has leaked secret arrangements, showing that Ivanka is preparing for all contingencies, now that the negotiations between her husband and … Read moreIvanka’s Contingency Plan for Husband Jared Kushner Revealed

Exclusive: Trump Avoids Blessings During Vatican Visit

Exclusive: Trump Avoids Blessings During Vatican Visit

Trump demanded unusual security while at the Vatican to avoid contact with holy water and crucifixes. In an ironic twist, it appears Donald Trump, the champion of the Christian Right, was visibly more uncomfortable during … Read moreExclusive: Trump Avoids Blessings During Vatican Visit

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