Special Training Ordered for Troops Set to Face ‘Fearsome Horde’ of Mothers and Children

Special Training Ordered for Troops Set to Face ‘Fearsome Horde’ of Mothers and Children

Troops facing onslaught of mothers and children get special training, including use of new tools like custom “kiddie stun guns.” An anonymous source in the Pentagon has revealed that President Trump has ordered special training … Read moreSpecial Training Ordered for Troops Set to Face ‘Fearsome Horde’ of Mothers and Children

Trump and Kavanaugh Team Up in Joint Oval Office Rant

Trump and Kavanaugh Team Up in Joint Oval Office Rant

Trump learns new literary references in Oval Office rant with SCOTUS nominee. White House staffers have nicknamed the Oval Office “The Steam Room.” Why? This is where, behind closed doors, the President “blows of steam,” … Read moreTrump and Kavanaugh Team Up in Joint Oval Office Rant

Kavanaugh Defends His Originalist Position

Kavanaugh Defends His Originalist Position

As an originalist, Kavanaugh is against constitutional amendments. In a recent interview with this reporter, Brett Kavanaugh was asked to elaborate on his position as an originalist. The transcript appears below. Kavanaugh: “It’s really quite … Read moreKavanaugh Defends His Originalist Position

Trump Blames Sessions: Didn’t Use His Great Idea to Tattoo Immigrant Children

Trump Blames Sessions: Didn’t Use His Great Idea to Tattoo Immigrant Children

Claims his idea would have made matching kids and parents ‘so easy,’ and been the ‘final solution.’ The President has been ranting that he has yet another major reason for firing Jeff Sessions. Trump blames … Read moreTrump Blames Sessions: Didn’t Use His Great Idea to Tattoo Immigrant Children

Trump Proposes Expanded Plan for Border Protection

Trump Proposes Expanded Plan for Border Protection

Trump wants a buffer zone for “added border protection.” Trump has come up with an expanded proposal to keep any “illegals” from entering the US, using added border protection. The president said the idea came … Read moreTrump Proposes Expanded Plan for Border Protection

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