Trump Offers Own Take on American History in New Book

Trump Offers Own Take on American History in New Book

Promises new textbook on American history will be “Greatest Ever” This reporter has secured an outline of some of the points that President Trump is going to cover in the textbook of American history he … Read moreTrump Offers Own Take on American History in New Book

Sean Hannity and Stephen Miller Feuding

Sean Hannity and Stephen Miller Feuding

Inside the Sean Hannity-Stephen Miller feud: A rivalry over spirit channeling. It appears that there has been a growing rivalry between Sean Hannity and Stephen Miller. Oddly enough, the rivalry has nothing to do with … Read moreSean Hannity and Stephen Miller Feuding

‘New Hope for Every Ova’: Alabama Doubles Down on New Abortion Law

‘New Hope for Every Ova’: Alabama Doubles Down on New Abortion Law

Alabama decides new abortion law doesn’t go far enough. The Governor of Alabama and the Alabama legislature have decided that their new anti-abortion law does not go far enough. Standing on the capitol steps today … Read more‘New Hope for Every Ova’: Alabama Doubles Down on New Abortion Law

The Real Reason Kirstjen Nielsen Was Forced to Resign

The Real Reason Kirstjen Nielsen Was Forced to Resign

Scoop: Kirstjen Nielsen actually resigned because of a mysterious Border Patrol/Secret Service mix-up at the border while Ivanka was visiting with her kids. A anonymous source within the Kushner household has just leaked to this … Read moreThe Real Reason Kirstjen Nielsen Was Forced to Resign

Trump’s Secret Negotiations with Pelosi

Trump’s Secret Negotiations with Pelosi

Trump was reportedly baffled by Pelosi’s rebuff to his attempt at secret negotiations with her over wall funding. According to a source in the White House, before Trump conceded to end the government shutdown for … Read moreTrump’s Secret Negotiations with Pelosi

Special Training Ordered for Troops Set to Face ‘Fearsome Horde’ of Mothers and Children

Special Training Ordered for Troops Set to Face ‘Fearsome Horde’ of Mothers and Children

Troops facing onslaught of mothers and children get special training, including use of new tools like custom “kiddie stun guns.” An anonymous source in the Pentagon has revealed that President Trump has ordered special training … Read moreSpecial Training Ordered for Troops Set to Face ‘Fearsome Horde’ of Mothers and Children