Exclusive: Trump Avoids Blessings During Vatican Visit

Exclusive: Trump Avoids Blessings During Vatican Visit

Trump demanded unusual security while at the Vatican to avoid contact with holy water and crucifixes. In an ironic twist, it appears Donald Trump, the champion of the Christian Right, was visibly more uncomfortable during … Read moreExclusive: Trump Avoids Blessings During Vatican Visit

Karl Rove to GOP: Fight Gay Marriage Like We Fought Abortion

Karl Rove to GOP: Fight Gay Marriage Like We Fought Abortion

“Regulate gay marriage out of existence, chip by chip, until in practice nothing’s left but the closet.” – Karl Rove WASHINGTON, DC – GOP political strategist and former Bush’s Brain, Karl Rove, said yesterday that … Read moreKarl Rove to GOP: Fight Gay Marriage Like We Fought Abortion

Pope’s Speech to Congress Cancelled After GOP Adds Him to No-Fly List

Pope’s Speech to Congress Cancelled After GOP Adds Him to No-Fly List

Republicans realize the Roman Pope can no longer be relied upon as a GOP spokesman. Pope Francis will not be addressing Congress in late September as originally scheduled. The recent statements that have been attributed … Read morePope’s Speech to Congress Cancelled After GOP Adds Him to No-Fly List

New Bill Before Congress Would Outlaw Coitus Interruptis

New Bill Before Congress Would Outlaw Coitus Interruptis

‘Coitus interruptis is just another sleazy way to avoid pregnancy!’ says Congressman. A new Republican bill before Congress criminalizes coitus interruptis — the act of male withdrawal during heterosexual intercourse seconds before orgasm so as … Read moreNew Bill Before Congress Would Outlaw Coitus Interruptis

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