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In a landmark ruling, the Supreme Court has declared that “Guns are people too.” Building upon the infamous Citizens United decision that made corporations people, and thereby gave them unprecedented power and influence in America, … Read moreThe Supreme Court Now Says It – Guns Are People
New NRA propaganda campaign’s code name is “Bloodless Coup.” The National Rifle Association, under intense pressure to not lose the control they have over American politics, has embarked on a new NRA propaganda relations campaign … Read moreNRA, Facing Increasing Hatred From U.S. Citizens, Reacts with More Intimidating Propaganda Tactics
Special ‘spy drone’ used to uncover latest NRA battle plans. Prelude: Freed Industrial, a sub-section of the vast Rfreed communications network, has just developed a special ‘spy drone’ capable of infiltrating anywhere and everywhere and … Read moreThe Drone Report: New NRA Battle Plans Revealed
Many NRA members have been traumatized by a video of a AR-15 sawed into pieces. With a sense of tragic loss and deep empathy, NRA Headquarters and local affiliate branches have lowered their flags to … Read moreNRA Flies Flag at Half Mast for AR-15 Cut in Half by Gun Owner
Exactly which deities are these “thoughts and prayers” being offered to, anyway? The long overused but handy expression used by countless soulless politicians and supposed sympathizers when trying to gloss over a tragedy so that … Read moreOffering ‘Thoughts and Prayers’ Just Don’t Fly No More: Hot Air Always Dissipates
Republicans shock a weary nation with an unexpected turnaround on guns! In a surprising and eloquent speech before the media today, President Select Trump offered new and unexpected opinions on the horrific mass shooting that … Read moreTurning Their Guns Into Plowshares
Calling it a liberal conspiracy, gun nuts are now claiming that Las Vegas doesn’t exist, saying, “Cards don’t gamble, people do, but not in fictional cities.” In a reaction to the almost universal condemnation of … Read moreGun Nuts React to Latest Mass Shooting: ‘What Las Vegas?’
“Miss Sloane” – a film review by Gary Chew Even though Miss Sloane is constructed to satisfy a personal bias of mine — that being the passage of more sensible laws as to who may … Read moreMovie Review: “Miss Sloane”
The NRA seems to think the best way to avoid school shootings is to ban schools. If the goal is to cause both sides of the political spectrum to quiver, twitch and shake like a … Read moreA Bit of Common Sense on Guns
Have we ‘normalized’ mass shootings in the USA? Samantha Bee does not accept that, and neither do we. At times like these, it can be hard to see the way forward. What can you even … Read moreThank You, Samantha Bee – We Couldn’t Have Said It Better Ourselves