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Trump and Machiavelli: A match made in heaven Dear Mr. Trump, I was delighted to receive your Tweet! To answer your questions, I have taken the liberty of copying passages from my book, The Prince, … Read moreMachiavelli’s Job Application
In the latest craze to hit the horror fan crowd are Specialty Haunted Houses designed for very specific groups. Each is tailor made to scare the bone marrow out of their target audience. Gun Nut … Read moreFun Any Time of the Year: Specialty Haunted Houses
New projects for cash strapped NRA in keeping with violent tradition. The cash strapped NRA, reeling after the public notice of their budget troubles, have decided to expand their financial base of interests to survive. … Read moreCash Strapped NRA Unveils Investment Projects for the Future
Russian spy starts fundraiser site to pay legal fees, and promptly gets razzed for it. Once again, the Yahoo comments pages prove to be the best satire going. Maria Butina, the pro NRA Russian spy … Read moreYahoo Comments Page Tears Up Cheeky Russian Spy Fundraiser
In a landmark ruling, the Supreme Court has declared that “Guns are people too.” Building upon the infamous Citizens United decision that made corporations people, and thereby gave them unprecedented power and influence in America, … Read moreThe Supreme Court Now Says It – Guns Are People
New NRA propaganda campaign’s code name is “Bloodless Coup.” The National Rifle Association, under intense pressure to not lose the control they have over American politics, has embarked on a new NRA propaganda relations campaign … Read moreNRA, Facing Increasing Hatred From U.S. Citizens, Reacts with More Intimidating Propaganda Tactics
Special ‘spy drone’ used to uncover latest NRA battle plans. Prelude: Freed Industrial, a sub-section of the vast Rfreed communications network, has just developed a special ‘spy drone’ capable of infiltrating anywhere and everywhere and … Read moreThe Drone Report: New NRA Battle Plans Revealed
Many NRA members have been traumatized by a video of a AR-15 sawed into pieces. With a sense of tragic loss and deep empathy, NRA Headquarters and local affiliate branches have lowered their flags to … Read moreNRA Flies Flag at Half Mast for AR-15 Cut in Half by Gun Owner
Exactly which deities are these “thoughts and prayers” being offered to, anyway? The long overused but handy expression used by countless soulless politicians and supposed sympathizers when trying to gloss over a tragedy so that … Read moreOffering ‘Thoughts and Prayers’ Just Don’t Fly No More: Hot Air Always Dissipates
Republicans shock a weary nation with an unexpected turnaround on guns! In a surprising and eloquent speech before the media today, President Select Trump offered new and unexpected opinions on the horrific mass shooting that … Read moreTurning Their Guns Into Plowshares