Cash Strapped NRA Unveils Investment Projects for the Future

Cash Strapped NRA Unveils Investment Projects for the Future

New projects for cash strapped NRA in keeping with violent tradition. The cash strapped NRA, reeling after the public notice of their budget troubles, have decided to expand their financial base of interests to survive. … Read moreCash Strapped NRA Unveils Investment Projects for the Future

NRA, Facing Increasing Hatred From U.S. Citizens, Reacts with More Intimidating Propaganda Tactics

NRA, Facing Increasing Hatred From U.S. Citizens, Reacts with More Intimidating Propaganda Tactics

New NRA propaganda campaign’s code name is “Bloodless Coup.” The National Rifle Association, under intense pressure to not lose the control they have over American politics, has embarked on a new NRA propaganda relations campaign … Read moreNRA, Facing Increasing Hatred From U.S. Citizens, Reacts with More Intimidating Propaganda Tactics

The Drone Report: New NRA Battle Plans Revealed

The Drone Report: New NRA Battle Plans Revealed

Special ‘spy drone’ used to uncover latest NRA battle plans. Prelude: Freed Industrial, a sub-section of the vast Rfreed communications network, has just developed a special ‘spy drone’ capable of infiltrating anywhere and everywhere and … Read moreThe Drone Report: New NRA Battle Plans Revealed

NRA Flies Flag at Half Mast for AR-15 Cut in Half by Gun Owner

NRA Flies Flag at Half Mast for AR-15 Cut in Half by Gun Owner

Many NRA members have been traumatized by a video of a AR-15 sawed into pieces. With a sense of tragic loss and deep empathy, NRA Headquarters and local affiliate branches have lowered their flags to … Read moreNRA Flies Flag at Half Mast for AR-15 Cut in Half by Gun Owner

Offering ‘Thoughts and Prayers’ Just Don’t Fly No More: Hot Air Always Dissipates

Offering ‘Thoughts and Prayers’ Just Don’t Fly No More: Hot Air Always Dissipates

Exactly which deities are these “thoughts and prayers” being offered to, anyway? The long overused but handy expression used by countless soulless politicians and supposed sympathizers when trying to gloss over a tragedy so that … Read moreOffering ‘Thoughts and Prayers’ Just Don’t Fly No More: Hot Air Always Dissipates

Turning Their Guns Into Plowshares

Turning Their Guns Into Plowshares

Republicans shock a weary nation with an unexpected turnaround on guns! In a surprising and eloquent speech before the media today, President Select Trump offered new and unexpected opinions on the horrific mass shooting that … Read moreTurning Their Guns Into Plowshares

Gun Nuts React to Latest Mass Shooting: ‘What Las Vegas?’

Gun Nuts React to Latest Mass Shooting: ‘What Las Vegas?’

Calling it a liberal conspiracy, gun nuts are now claiming that Las Vegas doesn’t exist, saying, “Cards don’t gamble, people do, but not in fictional cities.” In a reaction to the almost universal condemnation of … Read moreGun Nuts React to Latest Mass Shooting: ‘What Las Vegas?’

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