Anti-Abortion Activists Lobby to Arm Fetuses

Anti-Abortion Activists Lobby to Arm Fetuses
Lesley Green Leben is a humorist and writer. She holds an MFA in Creative Writing and Literature from Stony Brook University. Her articles have been published by Dan’s Paper and numerous online websites such as More, Grand Piano Passion and Medium. She enjoys playing the flute, writing and all forms of procrastination.

Second Amendment rights should be give to the unborn, say anti-abortion activists. In Georgia, a fetus now qualifies for tax credits and child support and is to be … Read more

Homicidal Hotline Unveiled for Those with the Urge to Kill

Homicidal Hotline Unveiled for Those with the Urge to Kill
Ted holland attended college for four years. The year that he bothered to go to class he studied history. He majored in throwing quarters in the jukebox in the Student Union canteen and minored in a girl named Marsha. His books include This Day In African American Musicand B Western Actors Encyclopedia.
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Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) SNN unveils the Homicidal Hotline: When you get the urge to kill, just dial 1-800-I-W-A-N-N-A-K-I-L-L-S-O-M-E-D-A-M-N-B-O-D-Y instead. OK? In an effort to curb … Read more

NRA Members Defy Leadership, Start ‘Guns for Ukraine’

NRA Members Defy Leadership, Start ‘Guns for Ukraine’
Steve Schneider lives in Florida. Retired, he sometimes gets a good laugh following a few authoritarian politicians who call the Sunshine State home.
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Some NRA members say they stand with Ukraine, even though their leadership doesn’t, and are launching “Guns for Ukraine.” NRA members are flying planes to Ukraine to deliver … Read more

Furious Gun Owners Demand the Right to Marry Their Guns

Furious Gun Owners Demand the Right to Marry Their Guns
I was born a young baby. Then I grew up. Then I grew confused. Then I grew tired. I'm a 20th century man who's somehow been transported to the 21st century, with one foot in the gone past and the other in the here now. I started my blog mymanymoodsofme toward the end of 2012. There I write humorous essays, stories and poems (lyrics from my songs), in addition to my aphorisms. It's good work... if you get it. In my spare time I play chess, write songs, and reflect upon what I see. I'm very happy to be colluding with Humor Times, and hope you enjoy the result. Cheers!

Claiming discrimination, gun owners demand the right to marry their guns, “or else.” In a twist that gives new meaning to the term “shotgun wedding,” Second Amendment activists … Read more

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Loaded with Hollow Points

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Loaded with Hollow Points
I was born a young baby. Then I grew up. Then I grew confused. Then I grew tired. I'm a 20th century man who's somehow been transported to the 21st century, with one foot in the gone past and the other in the here now. I started my blog mymanymoodsofme toward the end of 2012. There I write humorous essays, stories and poems (lyrics from my songs), in addition to my aphorisms. It's good work... if you get it. In my spare time I play chess, write songs, and reflect upon what I see. I'm very happy to be colluding with Humor Times, and hope you enjoy the result. Cheers!

GOP gun control solutions are loaded with hollow points. The NRA is a house of worship, where the right-wing mass occurs. Children lie dead on the grounds of … Read more

The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews Republican Congresswoman Lauren Boebert

The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews Republican Congresswoman Lauren Boebert
Dean B. Kaner is a playwright and screenwriter, having co-produced and co-written plays for the stage with performances in New York City, Chicago, Minneapolis, Los Angeles, Boston, Detroit, Phoenix and Memphis. Check out The Jerry Duncan Show on YouTube, as well as on Instagram, and the sketch comedy A Bit of Biden (on Instagram) and at @abitofbiden on TikTok.

Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews Republican Congresswoman Lauren Boebert from Riley, Colorado. ANNOUNCER Live from under a rock in your backyard, it’s The Jerry Duncan … Read more

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Down a Rabid Hole

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Down a Rabid Hole
I was born a young baby. Then I grew up. Then I grew confused. Then I grew tired. I'm a 20th century man who's somehow been transported to the 21st century, with one foot in the gone past and the other in the here now. I started my blog mymanymoodsofme toward the end of 2012. There I write humorous essays, stories and poems (lyrics from my songs), in addition to my aphorisms. It's good work... if you get it. In my spare time I play chess, write songs, and reflect upon what I see. I'm very happy to be colluding with Humor Times, and hope you enjoy the result. Cheers!

Yet again, Republicans follow Trump down a rabid hole. The tea party herd what Trump demanded. After pushing his supporters over the edge, Trump now throws them under … Read more

Cartoon Chaos: Looney Tunes Characters File Suit

Cartoon Chaos: Looney Tunes Characters File Suit
J. Wade is a retired Chief Financial Officer from Missouri. He has had humor articles published in the Humor Times, USA Today, The Journal of Irreproducible Results and Unhinged Magazine, which is now defunct (not his fault).
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Beloved Looney Tunes characters file suit over no longer being allowed to carry firearms. Warner Brothers recently announced that its Looney Tunes line-up is being reprised. The cast … Read more

Trump 2020 Budget Includes Plan to Cut Entitlements by Shooting Elderly and Infirm

Trump 2020 Budget Includes Plan to Cut Entitlements by Shooting Elderly and Infirm

Senate Republicans call Trump’s newly proposed 2020 budget “a bit draconian” but “necessary.” The White House has unveiled its 2020 budget, which institutes a new plan designed to … Read more

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