Furious Gun Owners Demand the Right to Marry Their Guns

Furious Gun Owners Demand the Right to Marry Their Guns
I was born a young baby. Then I grew up. Then I grew confused. Then I grew tired. I'm a 20th century man who's somehow been transported to the 21st century, with one foot in the gone past and the other in the here now. I started my blog mymanymoodsofme toward the end of 2012. There I write humorous essays, stories and poems (lyrics from my songs), in addition to my aphorisms. It's good work... if you get it. In my spare time I play chess, write songs, and reflect upon what I see. I'm very happy to be colluding with Humor Times, and hope you enjoy the result. Cheers!

Claiming discrimination, gun owners demand the right to marry their guns, “or else.” In a twist that gives new meaning to the term “shotgun wedding,” Second Amendment activists … Read more

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Loaded with Hollow Points

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Loaded with Hollow Points
I was born a young baby. Then I grew up. Then I grew confused. Then I grew tired. I'm a 20th century man who's somehow been transported to the 21st century, with one foot in the gone past and the other in the here now. I started my blog mymanymoodsofme toward the end of 2012. There I write humorous essays, stories and poems (lyrics from my songs), in addition to my aphorisms. It's good work... if you get it. In my spare time I play chess, write songs, and reflect upon what I see. I'm very happy to be colluding with Humor Times, and hope you enjoy the result. Cheers!

GOP gun control solutions are loaded with hollow points. The NRA is a house of worship, where the right-wing mass occurs. Children lie dead on the grounds of … Read more

U.S. Constitution to Receive State Funeral 4 July, Chief Justice Roberts Presiding

U.S. Constitution to Receive State Funeral 4 July, Chief Justice Roberts Presiding
Michael was born in South Africa at the height of the apartheid era He quickly became involved in the underground resistance movement, knew Nelson Mandela and other prominent revolutionaries, some of whom later moved into privileged positions formerly occupied by whites. After several exciting escapes, he was forced to flee the country in disguise. He successfully made his way to the UK and gained his PhD at Cambridge on a university scholarship, He then pursued the dualcareer of college professor and social revolutionary, provoking academic and political mayhemwherever he went. Having thus failed miserably at both politics and education, he now cynically rails like Diogenes at the foibles of mankind in bitter satires and faintly subtly edgy political cartoons. History will, however absolve him. In 2006 he discovered a new Shakespeare play, but it's going to take a new generation to acknowledge it. Check out his website, Editorial and Political Cartoons.

“Sadly, it’s about time,” says Chief Justice Roberts, who will deliver the eulogy. “The thing’s been basically dead for years.” WASHINGTON DC — The US Constitution, finally pronounced … Read more

Gun Nuts React to Latest Mass Shooting: ‘What Las Vegas?’

Gun Nuts React to Latest Mass Shooting: ‘What Las Vegas?’
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Calling it a liberal conspiracy, gun nuts are now claiming that Las Vegas doesn’t exist, saying, “Cards don’t gamble, people do, but not in fictional cities.” In a … Read more

Movie Review: “Miss Sloane”

Movie Review: “Miss Sloane”
Gary Chew was a classical music host, programmer and producer on Capital Public Radio’s KXPR 88.9FM, Sacramento for 18 years. He retired in January 2007. Read more about Gary's long and storied career here.
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“Miss Sloane” – a film review by Gary Chew Even though Miss Sloane is constructed to satisfy a personal bias of mine — that being the passage of … Read more

Hillary Clinton Threatens Donald Trump with ‘First Amendment Retaliation’

Hillary Clinton Threatens Donald Trump with ‘First Amendment Retaliation’
Michael was born in South Africa at the height of the apartheid era He quickly became involved in the underground resistance movement, knew Nelson Mandela and other prominent revolutionaries, some of whom later moved into privileged positions formerly occupied by whites. After several exciting escapes, he was forced to flee the country in disguise. He successfully made his way to the UK and gained his PhD at Cambridge on a university scholarship, He then pursued the dualcareer of college professor and social revolutionary, provoking academic and political mayhemwherever he went. Having thus failed miserably at both politics and education, he now cynically rails like Diogenes at the foibles of mankind in bitter satires and faintly subtly edgy political cartoons. History will, however absolve him. In 2006 he discovered a new Shakespeare play, but it's going to take a new generation to acknowledge it. Check out his website, Editorial and Political Cartoons.

‘Let’s First Amendment the little creep before he Second Amendments us!’ she says, urging her supporters to ‘go after the SOB with everything we’ve got!’ NYC – Hillary … Read more

Trump Calls for Gun Groups to Form ‘Well-Regulated Militias’

Trump Calls for Gun Groups to Form ‘Well-Regulated Militias’
Michael was born in South Africa at the height of the apartheid era He quickly became involved in the underground resistance movement, knew Nelson Mandela and other prominent revolutionaries, some of whom later moved into privileged positions formerly occupied by whites. After several exciting escapes, he was forced to flee the country in disguise. He successfully made his way to the UK and gained his PhD at Cambridge on a university scholarship, He then pursued the dualcareer of college professor and social revolutionary, provoking academic and political mayhemwherever he went. Having thus failed miserably at both politics and education, he now cynically rails like Diogenes at the foibles of mankind in bitter satires and faintly subtly edgy political cartoons. History will, however absolve him. In 2006 he discovered a new Shakespeare play, but it's going to take a new generation to acknowledge it. Check out his website, Editorial and Political Cartoons.

Donald Trump says he backs the 2nd Amendment, but ‘Bad things are happening out there which we need to look into.’ New York — GOP presidential hopeful Donald … Read more

NRA Pushing to Get Guns into the Hands of Wackos

NRA Pushing to Get Guns into the Hands of Wackos
rfreed has a fertile, if somewhat warped, imagination. Read him at your own risk! More laugh gaffes available at Semi-Humorous Humor
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“Hey, it’s good for business,” says NRA spokesman Statistics show that whenever there is a gun-related mass murder by a mentally ill individual or group, gun sales go … Read more

Obama Gives Up Fight With NRA, Sort Of

Obama Gives Up Fight With NRA, Sort Of
rfreed has a fertile, if somewhat warped, imagination. Read him at your own risk! More laugh gaffes available at Semi-Humorous Humor
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Before the speech, Fox calls Obama a ‘waffler,’ for giving them and the NRA what they asked for. Many believed it would be a dramatic and historic meeting … Read more

Deaf 3-Year Old Student Arrested for Bringing Finger-Gun to School

Deaf 3-Year Old Student Arrested for Bringing Finger-Gun to School
Jeff Boldt is an English teacher living in China and the writer and editor of Iron E-News, a website dedicated to that ever-abiding alternate bizarro world -- at times all too closely mirroring our own.

Keeping schools safe: Yet another student arrested Hunter Spanjer, who also goes by “Little John Wayne” or the “Tiny Terminator,” depending on the social situation, became the latest … Read more

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