‘The Feds Can’t Indict Me’ Declares Trump
“The Feds can’t indict me” professes Donald Trump, and lackey Kash Patel declares, “they can’t touch him.” Riding a red wave, Donald John Trump announced that he is … Read more
Second Amendment
Furious Gun Owners Demand the Right to Marry Their Guns
Claiming discrimination, gun owners demand the right to marry their guns, “or else.” In a twist that gives new meaning to the term “shotgun wedding,” Second Amendment activists … Read more
This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Loaded with Hollow Points
GOP gun control solutions are loaded with hollow points. The NRA is a house of worship, where the right-wing mass occurs. Children lie dead on the grounds of … Read more
U.S. Constitution to Receive State Funeral 4 July, Chief Justice Roberts Presiding
“Sadly, it’s about time,” says Chief Justice Roberts, who will deliver the eulogy. “The thing’s been basically dead for years.” WASHINGTON DC — The US Constitution, finally pronounced … Read more
Gun Nuts React to Latest Mass Shooting: ‘What Las Vegas?’
Calling it a liberal conspiracy, gun nuts are now claiming that Las Vegas doesn’t exist, saying, “Cards don’t gamble, people do, but not in fictional cities.” In a … Read more
Movie Review: “Miss Sloane”
“Miss Sloane” – a film review by Gary Chew Even though Miss Sloane is constructed to satisfy a personal bias of mine — that being the passage of … Read more
Hillary Clinton Threatens Donald Trump with ‘First Amendment Retaliation’
‘Let’s First Amendment the little creep before he Second Amendments us!’ she says, urging her supporters to ‘go after the SOB with everything we’ve got!’ NYC – Hillary … Read more
Trump Calls for Gun Groups to Form ‘Well-Regulated Militias’
Donald Trump says he backs the 2nd Amendment, but ‘Bad things are happening out there which we need to look into.’ New York — GOP presidential hopeful Donald … Read more
NRA Pushing to Get Guns into the Hands of Wackos
“Hey, it’s good for business,” says NRA spokesman Statistics show that whenever there is a gun-related mass murder by a mentally ill individual or group, gun sales go … Read more
Obama Gives Up Fight With NRA, Sort Of
Before the speech, Fox calls Obama a ‘waffler,’ for giving them and the NRA what they asked for. Many believed it would be a dramatic and historic meeting … Read more
