This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Loaded with Hollow Points

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Loaded with Hollow Points
I was born a young baby. Then I grew up. Then I grew confused. Then I grew tired. I'm a 20th century man who's somehow been transported to the 21st century, with one foot in the gone past and the other in the here now. I started my blog mymanymoodsofme toward the end of 2012. There I write humorous essays, stories and poems (lyrics from my songs), in addition to my aphorisms. It's good work... if you get it. In my spare time I play chess, write songs, and reflect upon what I see. I'm very happy to be colluding with Humor Times, and hope you enjoy the result. Cheers!
Ralph Lombard

GOP gun control solutions are loaded with hollow points. The NRA is a house of worship, where the right-wing mass occurs. Children lie dead on the grounds of … Read more

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Scum Together

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Scum Together
I was born a young baby. Then I grew up. Then I grew confused. Then I grew tired. I'm a 20th century man who's somehow been transported to the 21st century, with one foot in the gone past and the other in the here now. I started my blog mymanymoodsofme toward the end of 2012. There I write humorous essays, stories and poems (lyrics from my songs), in addition to my aphorisms. It's good work... if you get it. In my spare time I play chess, write songs, and reflect upon what I see. I'm very happy to be colluding with Humor Times, and hope you enjoy the result. Cheers!
Ralph Lombard

Republicans scum together over Trump. Republican conspiracies hatch in surrection nests. The GOP serves a complicit tea. Fascists want the right to control all of US. Liars live … Read more

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Be One With Nature or Be One Without Nature

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Be One With Nature or Be One Without Nature
I was born a young baby. Then I grew up. Then I grew confused. Then I grew tired. I'm a 20th century man who's somehow been transported to the 21st century, with one foot in the gone past and the other in the here now. I started my blog mymanymoodsofme toward the end of 2012. There I write humorous essays, stories and poems (lyrics from my songs), in addition to my aphorisms. It's good work... if you get it. In my spare time I play chess, write songs, and reflect upon what I see. I'm very happy to be colluding with Humor Times, and hope you enjoy the result. Cheers!
Ralph Lombard

Mother Nature is being exhausted, so let’s give her a brake! Never put off ’til tomorrow what you can do the day after that. There’s no progress inertia. … Read more

Q-Tips Besiege Scientology’s Last Stronghold

Q-Tips Besiege Scientology’s Last Stronghold
In recovery... From a lot of things! Always glad to post here.
Jonathan Ferguson

A War to End All Worlds: Q-Anon v Scientology The ever-expanding evil empire of insatiable orange-hued dementia, Q-Anon, has finally crossed the Rubicon and sparked an apocalyptic war … Read more

Anti-vaxxers/Q-Tips ‘Mistakenly’ Accept Mark of the Beast

Anti-vaxxers/Q-Tips ‘Mistakenly’ Accept Mark of the Beast
In recovery... From a lot of things! Always glad to post here.
Jonathan Ferguson

Anti-vaxxers and Q-Anon have finally completely lost it, and unwittingly pledged allegiance to Satan. Anti-vaxxers, the towering intellectual heavyweights of the Pro Virus Execution Mob and Q-Anon have … Read more

Satan Appalled by Defamatory ‘Prison Conversion’ QAnon Rumors

Satan Appalled by Defamatory ‘Prison Conversion’ QAnon Rumors
In recovery... From a lot of things! Always glad to post here.
Jonathan Ferguson

Turns out even the Evil One does not want to be associated with QAnon rumors and allegations. Despite happily copping the blame for September 11, Genghis Khan, Benito … Read more

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