Sean Hannity on Fox News, explains why a new anti-Christian extremist cult will destroy America as he knows it. Self-appointed True News guru and cash-addled global super-warmer Sean … Read more Jihad So Noughties??? Fox News Says NEW Anti-Christian Extremist Cult Spells the END of America!
A message from Jesus addressed to Republicans was recently forwarded by an anonymous source. Here it is. Hi there it’s Jesus, and I have a special reunion message! … Read more Hey Republicans! It’s Jesus! Did Ya Miss Me?
Trump raptured: Church of Scientology offers Trump refuge from political persecution. Meth-guzzling 60s psychedelic lunatics and dollar-loving all-American Kool Aid hustlers, the “Church” of Scientology have show solidarity … Read more Donald Trump Raptured by Church of Scientology
And now, from our British Faux News Dept: Britain’s Labour Party leader Jeremy Corbyn makes pact with White Nationalist BNP. Misery loves company… So why not have an … Read more Jezt in Time: Corbyn Makes Socialist Unity Pact with White Nationalist BNP!
America’s best-loved soft drink company ousting Kool Aid mascot. After decades of bad PR from a number of the most disreputable celebrities on Earth, America’s best-loved soft drink … Read more SAD! Oligarchs Mourn Untimely Death of America’s Orange Kool Aid Psychopath
Why did some televangelists abandon Trump? Easy — he’s just too mainstream! The recent death of the ISIS caliph has shaken the world! Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi is likely … Read more Top Televangelists Abandon Trump, Endorse 2nd ISIS Caliph…?! Here’s Why!
Former French colonies have come to the rescue of the Yellow Jacket protesters in the streets of Paris. Don’t worry, Paris: help is at hand! Your old friends, … Read more Former French Colonies Warn ‘Humanitarian Intervention’ Will Crush ‘Dictator Macron’
Food industry lobbyists reject still more mainstream science: report says there’s no such thing as “junk food.” The Trump administration’s current representatives for infant health, general nutrition and … Read more ‘Junk Food’ is Fake News, Say Trump Lobbyists
Trump’s ‘Drain the Swamp’ strategy recently sounds more like a ‘Fill the Swamp with Unelected Clerics’ strategy. Mildly perturbed (as always!) by lingering accusations of bad faith, dishonesty … Read more President Trump Drains the Unelected Swamp, Fills it with Unelected Clerics
Things seem to have taken a sour turn, as the FBI investigates De Niro for allegedly threatening to assassinate the President. Renowned actor Robert De Niro is known … Read more “Shut up or the Tangerine Gets it!” FBI Investigates De Niro’s Anti-Trump Death Threats