Former French Colonies Warn ‘Humanitarian Intervention’ Will Crush ‘Dictator Macron’

Former French Colonies Warn ‘Humanitarian Intervention’ Will Crush ‘Dictator Macron’

Former French colonies have come to the rescue of the Yellow Jacket protesters in the streets of Paris. Don’t worry, Paris: help is at hand! Your old friends, former French colonies in Africa, will not … Read moreFormer French Colonies Warn ‘Humanitarian Intervention’ Will Crush ‘Dictator Macron’

‘Junk Food’ is Fake News, Say Trump Lobbyists

‘Junk Food’ is Fake News, Say Trump Lobbyists

Food industry lobbyists reject still more mainstream science: report says there’s no such thing as “junk food.” The Trump administration’s current representatives for infant health, general nutrition and healthy lifestyles have recently come out fighting … Read more‘Junk Food’ is Fake News, Say Trump Lobbyists

President Trump Drains the Unelected Swamp, Fills it with Unelected Clerics

President Trump Drains the Unelected Swamp, Fills it with Unelected Clerics

Trump’s ‘Drain the Swamp’ strategy recently sounds more like a ‘Fill the Swamp with Unelected Clerics’ strategy. Mildly perturbed (as always!) by lingering accusations of bad faith, dishonesty and cynicism, Trump is now shaking up … Read morePresident Trump Drains the Unelected Swamp, Fills it with Unelected Clerics

“Shut up or the Tangerine Gets it!” FBI Investigates De Niro’s Anti-Trump Death Threats

“Shut up or the Tangerine Gets it!” FBI Investigates De Niro’s Anti-Trump Death Threats

Things seem to have taken a sour turn, as the FBI investigates De Niro for allegedly threatening to assassinate the President. Renowned actor Robert De Niro is known not only for his role in the … Read more“Shut up or the Tangerine Gets it!” FBI Investigates De Niro’s Anti-Trump Death Threats

Theresa May’s Biggest Brexit Gaffe: “I’ve United the Country Like Nobody Else in History Has Ever Done!”

Theresa May’s Biggest Brexit Gaffe: “I’ve United the Country Like Nobody Else in History Has Ever Done!”

Brits weigh in on Theresa May and her biggest Brexit gaffe. Arrogant Tory centrist Theresa May has hit yet another new low in the Brexit negotiations. Her biggest blunder yet seems to demonstrate she has … Read moreTheresa May’s Biggest Brexit Gaffe: “I’ve United the Country Like Nobody Else in History Has Ever Done!”

From Apocalypse to Catastrophe: Jesus Says Repubs & Dems Both Found Unworthy of the Lord’s Return

From Apocalypse to Catastrophe: Jesus Says Repubs & Dems Both Found Unworthy of the Lord’s Return

Apocalypse threatened in the Revelation hasn’t quite gone according to plan. Jesus always said he was coming back one day. And he promised that this time around, there would be no more Mr Nice Guy! Hence … Read moreFrom Apocalypse to Catastrophe: Jesus Says Repubs & Dems Both Found Unworthy of the Lord’s Return

Militant X-Box Gamers Denounce Censors as ‘Sad, Pathetic Losers with a Lot of Time on Their Hands’

Militant X-Box Gamers Denounce Censors as ‘Sad, Pathetic Losers with a Lot of Time on Their Hands’

Microsoft is monitoring X-Box gamers for cursing, and they don’t like it. The recent decision to helicopter X-Box users for cursing while Microsoft merrily trawl their data has resulted in a serious backlash. X-Box gamers … Read moreMilitant X-Box Gamers Denounce Censors as ‘Sad, Pathetic Losers with a Lot of Time on Their Hands’

7 Reasons Not to Do Anything About Climate Change (Courtesy of the Republican Establishment)

7 Reasons Not to Do Anything About Climate Change (Courtesy of the Republican Establishment)

Climate change: Let God handle it! Arrogance & Presumption! The Created is not the Creator. By trying to overwhelm the mighty forces of nature, you are giving glory to creations of God, mere mortal flesh; … Read more7 Reasons Not to Do Anything About Climate Change (Courtesy of the Republican Establishment)