Jihad So Noughties??? Fox News Says NEW Anti-Christian Extremist Cult Spells the END of America!

Jihad So Noughties??? Fox News Says NEW Anti-Christian Extremist Cult Spells the END of America!

Sean Hannity on Fox News, explains why a new anti-Christian extremist cult will destroy America as he knows it. Self-appointed True News guru and cash-addled global super-warmer Sean … Read more Jihad So Noughties??? Fox News Says NEW Anti-Christian Extremist Cult Spells the END of America!

Donald Trump Raptured by Church of Scientology

Donald Trump Raptured by Church of Scientology

Trump raptured: Church of Scientology offers Trump refuge from political persecution. Meth-guzzling 60s psychedelic lunatics and dollar-loving all-American Kool Aid hustlers, the “Church” of Scientology have show solidarity … Read more Donald Trump Raptured by Church of Scientology

Jezt in Time: Corbyn Makes Socialist Unity Pact with White Nationalist BNP!

Jezt in Time: Corbyn Makes Socialist Unity Pact with White Nationalist BNP!

And now, from our British Faux News Dept: Britain’s Labour Party leader Jeremy Corbyn makes pact with White Nationalist BNP. Misery loves company… So why not have an … Read more Jezt in Time: Corbyn Makes Socialist Unity Pact with White Nationalist BNP!

SAD! Oligarchs Mourn Untimely Death of America’s Orange Kool Aid Psychopath

SAD! Oligarchs Mourn Untimely Death of America’s Orange Kool Aid Psychopath

America’s best-loved soft drink company ousting Kool Aid mascot. After decades of bad PR from a number of the most disreputable celebrities on Earth, America’s best-loved soft drink … Read more SAD! Oligarchs Mourn Untimely Death of America’s Orange Kool Aid Psychopath

Top Televangelists Abandon Trump, Endorse 2nd ISIS Caliph…?! Here’s Why!

Top Televangelists Abandon Trump, Endorse 2nd ISIS Caliph…?! Here’s Why!

Why did some televangelists abandon Trump? Easy — he’s just too mainstream! The recent death of the ISIS caliph has shaken the world! Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi is likely … Read more Top Televangelists Abandon Trump, Endorse 2nd ISIS Caliph…?! Here’s Why!

Former French Colonies Warn ‘Humanitarian Intervention’ Will Crush ‘Dictator Macron’

Former French Colonies Warn ‘Humanitarian Intervention’ Will Crush ‘Dictator Macron’

Former French colonies have come to the rescue of the Yellow Jacket protesters in the streets of Paris. Don’t worry, Paris: help is at hand! Your old friends, … Read more Former French Colonies Warn ‘Humanitarian Intervention’ Will Crush ‘Dictator Macron’

‘Junk Food’ is Fake News, Say Trump Lobbyists

‘Junk Food’ is Fake News, Say Trump Lobbyists

Food industry lobbyists reject still more mainstream science: report says there’s no such thing as “junk food.” The Trump administration’s current representatives for infant health, general nutrition and … Read more ‘Junk Food’ is Fake News, Say Trump Lobbyists

President Trump Drains the Unelected Swamp, Fills it with Unelected Clerics

President Trump Drains the Unelected Swamp, Fills it with Unelected Clerics

Trump’s ‘Drain the Swamp’ strategy recently sounds more like a ‘Fill the Swamp with Unelected Clerics’ strategy. Mildly perturbed (as always!) by lingering accusations of bad faith, dishonesty … Read more President Trump Drains the Unelected Swamp, Fills it with Unelected Clerics

“Shut up or the Tangerine Gets it!” FBI Investigates De Niro’s Anti-Trump Death Threats

“Shut up or the Tangerine Gets it!” FBI Investigates De Niro’s Anti-Trump Death Threats

Things seem to have taken a sour turn, as the FBI investigates De Niro for allegedly threatening to assassinate the President. Renowned actor Robert De Niro is known … Read more “Shut up or the Tangerine Gets it!” FBI Investigates De Niro’s Anti-Trump Death Threats

Share