And now, from our British Faux News Dept: Britain’s Labour Party leader Jeremy Corbyn makes pact with White Nationalist BNP. Misery loves company… So why not have an … Read more Jezt in Time: Corbyn Makes Socialist Unity Pact with White Nationalist BNP!
America’s best-loved soft drink company ousting Kool Aid mascot. After decades of bad PR from a number of the most disreputable celebrities on Earth, America’s best-loved soft drink … Read more SAD! Oligarchs Mourn Untimely Death of America’s Orange Kool Aid Psychopath
Why did some televangelists abandon Trump? Easy — he’s just too mainstream! The recent death of the ISIS caliph has shaken the world! Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi is likely … Read more Top Televangelists Abandon Trump, Endorse 2nd ISIS Caliph…?! Here’s Why!
Former French colonies have come to the rescue of the Yellow Jacket protesters in the streets of Paris. Don’t worry, Paris: help is at hand! Your old friends, … Read more Former French Colonies Warn ‘Humanitarian Intervention’ Will Crush ‘Dictator Macron’
Food industry lobbyists reject still more mainstream science: report says there’s no such thing as “junk food.” The Trump administration’s current representatives for infant health, general nutrition and … Read more ‘Junk Food’ is Fake News, Say Trump Lobbyists
Trump’s ‘Drain the Swamp’ strategy recently sounds more like a ‘Fill the Swamp with Unelected Clerics’ strategy. Mildly perturbed (as always!) by lingering accusations of bad faith, dishonesty … Read more President Trump Drains the Unelected Swamp, Fills it with Unelected Clerics
Things seem to have taken a sour turn, as the FBI investigates De Niro for allegedly threatening to assassinate the President. Renowned actor Robert De Niro is known … Read more “Shut up or the Tangerine Gets it!” FBI Investigates De Niro’s Anti-Trump Death Threats
Brits weigh in on Theresa May and her biggest Brexit gaffe. Arrogant Tory centrist Theresa May has hit yet another new low in the Brexit negotiations. Her biggest … Read more Theresa May’s Biggest Brexit Gaffe: “I’ve United the Country Like Nobody Else in History Has Ever Done!”
Apocalypse threatened in the Revelation hasn’t quite gone according to plan. Jesus always said he was coming back one day. And he promised that this time around, there would … Read more From Apocalypse to Catastrophe: Jesus Says Repubs & Dems Both Found Unworthy of the Lord’s Return
Microsoft is monitoring X-Box gamers for cursing, and they don’t like it. The recent decision to helicopter X-Box users for cursing while Microsoft merrily trawl their data has … Read more Militant X-Box Gamers Denounce Censors as ‘Sad, Pathetic Losers with a Lot of Time on Their Hands’