It’s a Bird, It’s a Plane, It’s a What?

It’s a Bird, It’s a Plane, It’s a What?
J. Wade is a retired Chief Financial Officer from Missouri. He has had humor articles published in the Humor Times, USA Today, The Journal of Irreproducible Results and Unhinged Magazine, which is now defunct (not his fault).

A growing number of alleged sightings of unidentified flying objects has got Americans curious about what’s out there. There has been a growing number of alleged sightings of … Read more

Visitors from Outer Space?

Visitors from Outer Space?
J. Wade is a retired Chief Financial Officer from Missouri. He has had humor articles published in the Humor Times, USA Today, The Journal of Irreproducible Results and Unhinged Magazine, which is now defunct (not his fault).

Humor Times investigates: Are UFOs really visitors from outer space? Warning: This article is rated R for atrocious writing and offensive and insensitive stereotyping of space aliens and … Read more

Oh No – UFOs!

Oh No – UFOs!
J. Wade is a retired Chief Financial Officer from Missouri. He has had humor articles published in the Humor Times, USA Today, The Journal of Irreproducible Results and Unhinged Magazine, which is now defunct (not his fault).

Since 1947 there have been 80,000 sightings of UFOs with many clustered around National Marijuana Day. The past year has been hard on everyone with the pandemic, the … Read more

Donald Trump Raptured by Church of Scientology

Donald Trump Raptured by Church of Scientology
Some say he's savant, but he's hopefully not an idiot... You can read his beautiful poetry, gripping speculative fiction and riotous Swiftian satire and decide for yourself! Books available on Amazon here.

Trump raptured: Church of Scientology offers Trump refuge from political persecution. Meth-guzzling 60s psychedelic lunatics and dollar-loving all-American Kool Aid hustlers, the “Church” of Scientology have show solidarity … Read more

No Close Encounters Please

No Close Encounters Please
J. Wade is a retired Chief Financial Officer from Missouri. He has had humor articles published in the Humor Times, USA Today, The Journal of Irreproducible Results and Unhinged Magazine, which is now defunct (not his fault).

Suddenly everyone is talking about space aliens and many are convinced that the government is covering up actual close encounters. I’ve never seen an unidentified flying object (UFO) … Read more

63% of Aliens Believe Humans Haven’t Visited Earth

63% of Aliens Believe Humans Haven’t Visited Earth
Matt Rotman is a writer and comic. His work has been featured in National Lampoon, Modern Times Magazine, Diabolique Magazine, The New Southerner, Marathon Literary Review, and the anthologies, [Ex]tinguished & [Ex]tinct: An Anthology of Things That No Longer [Ex]ist (Twelve Winters Press) and Puff Puff Prose, Poetry and a Play Vol II. He lives in San Diego, CA.

Aliens are now generally unsupportive of the idea that humans have, in any shape or form, been to Earth, according to new polling. In a new NBC/Marist poll, … Read more

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