Planet Zardoc to Sue Webb Space Telescope for Invasion of Privacy

Planet Zardoc to Sue Webb Space Telescope for Invasion of Privacy
Ted holland attended college for four years. The year that he bothered to go to class he studied history. He majored in throwing quarters in the jukebox in the Student Union canteen and minored in a girl named Marsha. His books include This Day In African American Musicand B Western Actors Encyclopedia.
Ted Holland

Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) A Special News Dispatch on the Webb Space Telescope from Intergalactic News Nitsche correspondents Disse N. Datte and Tikkel Uranus. General Mugu … Read more

DeSantis Abducted by ‘Space Aliens’

DeSantis Abducted by ‘Space Aliens’
Steve Schneider lives in Florida. Retired, he sometimes gets a good laugh following a few authoritarian politicians who call the Sunshine State home.

Florida Governor Ron DeSantis says he was abducted by “space aliens” in New York after a TV interview. Florida Governor Ron DeSantis claims he was abducted by “space … Read more

It’s a Bird, It’s a Plane, It’s a What?

It’s a Bird, It’s a Plane, It’s a What?
J. Wade is a retired Chief Financial Officer from Missouri. He has had humor articles published in the Humor Times, USA Today, The Journal of Irreproducible Results and Unhinged Magazine, which is now defunct (not his fault).

A growing number of alleged sightings of unidentified flying objects has got Americans curious about what’s out there. There has been a growing number of alleged sightings of … Read more

Teenage Aliens Take UFO for Joyride, Crash in Amish Country

Teenage Aliens Take UFO for Joyride, Crash in Amish Country
Hala Dika is an impoverished poet living in her parent's basement. Slowly losing all concept of money, she lives in a delusion of happiness. She hopes one day to be recognized posthumously.

A simple teenage alien joyride begins a new life for the strangers from outer space. Three teenage aliens who took their father’s UFO for a joyride crashed in … Read more

Visitors from Outer Space?

Visitors from Outer Space?
J. Wade is a retired Chief Financial Officer from Missouri. He has had humor articles published in the Humor Times, USA Today, The Journal of Irreproducible Results and Unhinged Magazine, which is now defunct (not his fault).

Humor Times investigates: Are UFOs really visitors from outer space? Warning: This article is rated R for atrocious writing and offensive and insensitive stereotyping of space aliens and … Read more

Oh No – UFOs!

Oh No – UFOs!
J. Wade is a retired Chief Financial Officer from Missouri. He has had humor articles published in the Humor Times, USA Today, The Journal of Irreproducible Results and Unhinged Magazine, which is now defunct (not his fault).

Since 1947 there have been 80,000 sightings of UFOs with many clustered around National Marijuana Day. The past year has been hard on everyone with the pandemic, the … Read more

Criminal Denizen of the Planet Zardoc Confesses to Litany of Famous Earth Crimes

Criminal Denizen of the Planet Zardoc Confesses to Litany of Famous Earth Crimes
Ted holland attended college for four years. The year that he bothered to go to class he studied history. He majored in throwing quarters in the jukebox in the Student Union canteen and minored in a girl named Marsha. His books include This Day In African American Musicand B Western Actors Encyclopedia.
Ted Holland

Many famous Earth crimes may now be solved via an inter-planetary confession! Part of the continuing series, “Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network)” Flumox838x8, a living being denizen … Read more

No Close Encounters Please

No Close Encounters Please
J. Wade is a retired Chief Financial Officer from Missouri. He has had humor articles published in the Humor Times, USA Today, The Journal of Irreproducible Results and Unhinged Magazine, which is now defunct (not his fault).

Suddenly everyone is talking about space aliens and many are convinced that the government is covering up actual close encounters. I’ve never seen an unidentified flying object (UFO) … Read more

63% of Aliens Believe Humans Haven’t Visited Earth

63% of Aliens Believe Humans Haven’t Visited Earth
Matt Rotman is a writer and comic. His work has been featured in National Lampoon, Modern Times Magazine, Diabolique Magazine, The New Southerner, Marathon Literary Review, and the anthologies, [Ex]tinguished & [Ex]tinct: An Anthology of Things That No Longer [Ex]ist (Twelve Winters Press) and Puff Puff Prose, Poetry and a Play Vol II. He lives in San Diego, CA.

Aliens are now generally unsupportive of the idea that humans have, in any shape or form, been to Earth, according to new polling. In a new NBC/Marist poll, … Read more

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