Night Prayer
Night Prayer: a poem Now I lay me down to sleep I pray Trump’s soul the devil keep. If from his sleep he never wakes I pray his soul the devil takes. For evils of … Read moreNight Prayer
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Ripping the Headlines Today, 6/18/18
Making fun of the headlines today, so you donât have to The news doesnât need to be complicated and confusing; thatâs what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, as in the case with anything … Read moreRipping the Headlines Today, 6/18/18
Trump Calls Secret Meeting to Power-up for Next Summit
Trump proposes ways to increase his bargaining power ahead of the next summit with Kim Jong-un. A White House informant has just leaked information regarding a secret meeting President Trump had this morning regarding the … Read moreTrump Calls Secret Meeting to Power-up for Next Summit
King Donald
The argument is that the president cannot commit obstruction of justice, because he is the justice department: King Donald. The presidentâs lawyers must wake up every morning wondering if theyâre in the throes of a … Read moreKing Donald
Ripping the Headlines Today, 6/12/18
Making fun of the headlines today, so you donât have to The news doesnât need to be complicated and confusing; thatâs what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, as in the case with anything … Read moreRipping the Headlines Today, 6/12/18
Ripping the Headlines Today, 6/4/18
Making fun of the headlines today, so you donât have to The news doesnât need to be complicated and confusing; thatâs what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, as in the case with anything … Read moreRipping the Headlines Today, 6/4/18
Trump’s Hair: An Analysis
In his unique aerodynamic coif, we can see the president’s entire philosophy of leadership. That’s why we need this detailed analysis of Trump’s hair. Many readers have protested this column’s tiresome history of taking cheap … Read moreTrump’s Hair: An Analysis
‘Let’s Fake a Deal: Trump’s Near Miss on the Nobel Prize’: All in the Latest Edition of HT’s FREE ‘News in Cartoons’ App!
Be the first on your block to get the hilarious, FREE Humor Times app! Did we mention it’s free? New edition: “Let’s Fake a Deal!” – a cartoon review of Trump’s adventures with North Korea … Read more‘Let’s Fake a Deal: Trump’s Near Miss on the Nobel Prize’: All in the Latest Edition of HT’s FREE ‘News in Cartoons’ App!
Ripping the Headlines Today, 5/28/18
Making fun of the headlines today, so you donât have to! Special Memorial Day edition, featuring Melissa McCarthy! The news doesnât need to be complicated and confusing; thatâs what any new release from Microsoft is … Read moreRipping the Headlines Today, 5/28/18
Trump Initiates His Own Version of the Pledge of Allegiance
New, mandatory Pledge of Allegiance ghost-written by Kellyanne Conway. Commandant Trump, expanding his power over we serf’s everyday life in keeping with his expanding ego, has taken it upon himself to rewrite the Pledge of … Read moreTrump Initiates His Own Version of the Pledge of Allegiance