Trump Faces Civil Action by Jan. 6 Rioters

Trump Faces Civil Action by Jan. 6 Rioters
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Bill Tope

Breaking News: Jan. 6 defendants-turned-plaintiffs cite undue influence in civil action against Trump. Former President Donald J. Trump now faces civil action proceedings in more than 1,300 cases … Read more

Trump Tours Florida ‘Hot Babes in Lockup’ with Matt Gaetz

Trump Tours Florida ‘Hot Babes in Lockup’ with Matt Gaetz
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Bill Tope

Part of a promotional tour for a proposed “Hot Babes in Lockup” series set to be produced by a new Truth Social network. “I love being here,” remarked … Read more

Trial Judge’s List of Possible Punishments for Trump Uncovered

Trial Judge’s List of Possible Punishments for Trump Uncovered
Ted holland attended college for four years. The year that he bothered to go to class he studied history. He majored in throwing quarters in the jukebox in the Student Union canteen and minored in a girl named Marsha. His books include This Day In African American Musicand B Western Actors Encyclopedia.
Ted Holland

Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) A SNN Reporter has uncovered trial Judge Merchan’s list of possible punishments for Trump when and if he is found guilty. SNN … Read more

Ripping the Headlines Today, 4/22/24

Ripping the Headlines Today, 4/22/24
Paul Lander is not sure which he is proudest of -- winning the Noble Peace Prize or sending Congolese gynecologist Dr. Denis Mukwege to accept it on his behalf, bringing to light the plight of African women in war-torn countries. In his non-daydreaming hours, Paul has written for Weekly Humorist, National Lampoon, American Bystander, Huff Post Comedy, McSweeney's, Bombeck Writers Workshop Blog and the Humor Times, written and/or produced for multiple TV shows and written standup material that's been performed on Maher, The Daily Show, Colbert, Kimmel, etc. Now, on to Paul's time-commanding Special Forces in Khandahar… (See all of Paul's "Ripping the Headlines Today" columns here.)
Paul Lander
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Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about the Red Lobster, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what … Read more

Trump Fortunes Rebound with Online Sales

Trump Fortunes Rebound with Online Sales
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Bill Tope

Bigly sales on Trumpstore.com have helped the Trump fortunes to rebound. The Trump fortunes rebounded with sales on Trumpstore.com, an online retail site featuring products promoted by the … Read more

Where’s George Orwell Today? Texas!

National radio commentator, writer, public speaker, and author of the book, "Swim Against The Current: Even A Dead Fish Can Go With The Flow," Jim Hightower has spent three decades battling the Powers That Be on behalf of the Powers That Ought To Be - consumers, working families, environmentalists, small businesses, and just-plain-folks.

Twice elected Texas Agriculture Commissioner, Hightower is a modern-day Johnny Appleseed, spreading the message of progressive populism all across the American grassroots.

He broadcasts daily radio commentaries that are carried in more than 150 commercial and public stations and on the web.
Jim Hightower

Texas politicians would be right at home in a George Orwell novel, pushing their party straight into the abyss of autocracy. If you think the GOP’s Congress of … Read more

Take this Mandatory Test to See If You’re Qualified to Vote

Take this Mandatory Test to See If You’re Qualified to Vote
Marilyn Sands is a former 80's Stand-Up Comic & Comic Booker. Sold Jokes to Joan Rivers & lesser lights. Was up one night & wrote 2 Madcap Screenplays & a Stage Play. Her hilarious book "CAN YOU PEE OUTDOORS" On-Line Dating Straight Lines is on amazon.com/dp/1733487409And, "OWNING THE STAGE, RENTING THE BALLS"!My Life as a Funny Girlis on amazon.com/dp/1733487417"Living proofyou don't have to be a success to write a Memoir"!And yes, this bio is my OBIT too!haha
Marilyn Sands

Fast on the heels of the Trump jury pool questionnaire is the 1st Mandatory Test for voting, to root out those who shouldn’t! That’s right! Don’t worry about … Read more

Ripping the Headlines Today, 4/15/24

Ripping the Headlines Today, 4/15/24
Paul Lander is not sure which he is proudest of -- winning the Noble Peace Prize or sending Congolese gynecologist Dr. Denis Mukwege to accept it on his behalf, bringing to light the plight of African women in war-torn countries. In his non-daydreaming hours, Paul has written for Weekly Humorist, National Lampoon, American Bystander, Huff Post Comedy, McSweeney's, Bombeck Writers Workshop Blog and the Humor Times, written and/or produced for multiple TV shows and written standup material that's been performed on Maher, The Daily Show, Colbert, Kimmel, etc. Now, on to Paul's time-commanding Special Forces in Khandahar… (See all of Paul's "Ripping the Headlines Today" columns here.)
Paul Lander
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Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about the Golden Bachelor, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what … Read more

Trump Already Acting Out as Hush Money Trial Convenes

Trump Already Acting Out as Hush Money Trial Convenes
Bill Tope is a retired (caseworker, cook, construction worker, nude model for art classes, and so on) who lives with his mean little cat Baby.
Bill Tope

The ex-president wasted no time in disturbing the proceedings at his infamous hush money trial. Muttering under his breath and casting disgusted looks about the courtroom, former President … Read more

You Can’t Make This Stuff Up: A Mr. Pecker at a Porn Star Trial!

You Can’t Make This Stuff Up: A Mr. Pecker at a Porn Star Trial!
Marilyn Sands is a former 80's Stand-Up Comic & Comic Booker. Sold Jokes to Joan Rivers & lesser lights. Was up one night & wrote 2 Madcap Screenplays & a Stage Play. Her hilarious book "CAN YOU PEE OUTDOORS" On-Line Dating Straight Lines is on amazon.com/dp/1733487409And, "OWNING THE STAGE, RENTING THE BALLS"!My Life as a Funny Girlis on amazon.com/dp/1733487417"Living proofyou don't have to be a success to write a Memoir"!And yes, this bio is my OBIT too!haha
Marilyn Sands

Yes, it’s Trump’s Porn Star Trial, where femme fatale Stormy Daniels gets the last laugh & last Tango on ‘Dancing with the Stars!’ Yes, there is a Mr. … Read more

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