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Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) This year’s WWE SummerSlam features “Trump vs Mamdani” in the first-ever “Billionaire Bunker-Buster-Bomb Flaming Death Match.” The world of professional wrestling and … Read more
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about the 2025 NBA draft, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s … Read more
Trump’s wet dream? To be a gangster! Many Presidents have called the White House a ‘Prison’… for Trump, it’s been merely a Halfway House! What would Donald Trump‘s … Read more
President Donald Trump railed against Canada and closed trade talks with them this week. President Donald Trump railed against Canada and closed trade talks with them this week. … Read more
I’m your reader-supported Substack News publication and I swear this story is Breaking News! We’re Substack, and we totally get your frustration with the news lately. You wake … Read more
Suiting up for Battle, Family Style: “And, it’s about time,” Donald said. “Reaching for things is not a job!” The Trumps discuss Barron suiting up for battle, family … Read more
Trump’s parade needed some reality-TV drama: he could’ve had food trucks chased by hungry U.S. soldiers chanting, “Feed the Troops!” How embarrassing. Our showbiz president’s glorious $45 million … Read more
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about aluminum foil, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what any … Read more
In an Oval Office speech today, Trump says that he “likes being a war president” and that “you ain’t seen nothin’ yet.” Claiming that he now feels “like … Read more
President Donald Trump’s awful tyranny is revving up a majority movement who are rising up for the common good. If the barrage of MAGA nuttiness and raw meanness … Read more
