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Trump: “Unpatriotic trees would kneel if they could, instead starting California wildfires.” “California wildfires are being magnified & made so much worse by the bad environmental laws which aren’t allowing massive amount of readily available … Read moreYou’re Fired! Trump Blames Trees for California Wildfires
“Out of sight, out of mind” seems to be Trump’s plan, according to investigators. For everyone wondering what was behind Trump’s recent, over-the-top, crazy enthusiastic promotion of the Air Force’s F-35 Stealth Fighter, we now … Read moreCatch Me If You Can: Trump’s Plan to Avoid Being Indicted
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, as in the case with anything … Read moreRipping the Headlines Today, 8/13/18
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, as in the case with … Read moreRipping the Headlines Today, 8/5/18
‘POTUS’ acronym meanings under the current White House occupant Our national beloved love of acronyms has brought us a new term for our fearless Fuhrers. The term, which took me a while to understand as … Read moreThe Other, Unofficial and Definitely Un-Presidential Meanings of ‘POTUS’
“It’s a disgrace the way these fallen heroes were hounded by the horrible, horrendous fake news media of their day,” the President told reporters. “However, Paul Manafort is not a candidate for similar treatment.” WASHINGTON … Read moreTrump Posthumously Pardons Al Capone, Charles Manson and Jeffrey Darmer, but not Paul Manafort
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to: Spice Girls reunion and much more! The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. … Read moreRipping the Headlines Today, 7/30/18
“Frankly, it’s Obama’s fault. But America will no longer be taken advantage of by migrants who have abandoned their immigrant children litters.” WASHINGTON DC – President Donald Trump suggested today that hundreds of “ineligible” immigrant … Read moreTrump Proposes Using Animal Shelters for ‘Ineligible’ Immigrant Children
Terrorized children are incarcerated in chain-link cages, thanks to Trump’s cruel border policies. In early June, I traveled to “The Valley,” as the McAllen-Brownsville area of Texas is called, down where the Rio Grande empties … Read moreTrump’s Border Policies Undermine Our Democracy
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, as in the case with … Read moreRipping the Headlines Today, 7/23/18