Trump Threatens to Hold Breath ‘Until Mueller Goes Away’

Trump Threatens to Hold Breath ‘Until Mueller Goes Away’

“I’ll hold my breath until Mueller goes away — I will, even if I turn blue and die myself dead!” the President screamed. “And then you’ll all be sorry!” MAR-A-LAGO, FL — President Trump is … Read moreTrump Threatens to Hold Breath ‘Until Mueller Goes Away’

Ripping the Headlines Today, 12/10/18

Ripping the Headlines Today, 12/10/18

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, as in the case with anything … Read moreRipping the Headlines Today, 12/10/18

Latest from the Humor Times Free App: ‘Christmas Wishes’

Latest from the Humor Times Free App: ‘Christmas Wishes’

Now available in the Humor Times “News in Cartoons” free app, the latest edition: “Christmas Wishes.” In the latest edition of the News in Cartoons Humor Times FREE app, titled, Christmas Wishes: A restless country … Read moreLatest from the Humor Times Free App: ‘Christmas Wishes’

Trump is to Being President as Battery Acid is to Being a Skin Conditioner

Trump is to Being President as Battery Acid is to Being a Skin Conditioner

Here, I’ll help you out with the first few: Read ‘Trump is to being President as…’ and then finish the sentence with any of the phrases that are listed below. Don’t worry, it’s easy! Trump … Read moreTrump is to Being President as Battery Acid is to Being a Skin Conditioner

Ripping the Headlines Today, 12/3/18

Ripping the Headlines Today, 12/3/18

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, as in the case with … Read moreRipping the Headlines Today, 12/3/18

Trump Says Alaska Earthquake Caused by ‘Poor Snow Management, Unlike Finland’

Trump Says Alaska Earthquake Caused by ‘Poor Snow Management, Unlike Finland’

“There’s plenty of  snow in Finland,” Trump explained,  “but they don’t have anything like that Alaska earthquake because they rake it all up and deposit it in snow banks.”  MAR-A-LAGO FL — President Trump said … Read moreTrump Says Alaska Earthquake Caused by ‘Poor Snow Management, Unlike Finland’

Monetizing the White House

Will Durst

There are many possibilities for monetizing the White House, but Donald Trump has not quite considered them all. We’re here to help. Money. Moolah. Cash. Dough. Scratch. Dinero. Benjamins. Greenbacks. Cabbage. Lettuce. Gravy. Whatever you … Read moreMonetizing the White House

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