JD Vance: School Shootings a ‘Fact of Life’
Trump’s running mate told supporters that school shootings were a “fact of life” and that “there’s nothing we can do about it.” Addressing a meeting of the Phoenix … Read more
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Phone-a-Friend Option Included in Trump’s Latest Debate Requests
The former president has proposed a few new debate wrinkles, including a “phone-a-friend” option. Mar-a-Lago — Former president Donald Trump has petitioned the Commission on Presidential Debates to … Read more
Imagining Dictator Trump’s First Day Back in the White House
His first day back is all about “making America great again,” says the self-described “Dictator on Day One.” This could be America at 12 noon on January 20, … Read more
Trump to Reinstate Alien-Sedition Acts When Reelected
If elected, Trump said he intends to reinstate the long-discredited Alien-Sedition Acts, implemented more than two centuries ago. In an effort to reprise Founding Father and 2nd President … Read more
Guess Your Neighbor’s Political Party by Their Choice of Debate Snacks
Watch your tight-lipped neighbors gravitate to their own comfort food debate snacks on Harris/Trump Debate Day! But before you sit down with your neighbors breaking bread & crockery … Read more
The Art of the Nickname
The problem with getting a nickname is that in most cases, you didn’t get to choose it. A nickname is usually a descriptive moniker given instead of, or … Read more
The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews Trumpy the Elephant
Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews Trumpy the Elephant. ANNOUNCER Live from Zoo Miami. It’s The Jerry Duncan Show. JERRY DUNCAN Good morning listeners nationwide. Is … Read more
Trump Opens Pop-Up Gift Shop in Arlington Cemetery
Gift shop offered attendees a chance to “memorialize their stroll through these hallowed acres with a reasonably priced MAGA” goods. Arlington, VA — Former president Donald Trump’s recent … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 9/2/24
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about the Red Lobster closing more restaurants, doesn’t need to be complicated or … Read more
Exclusive: Trump Incident at Cemetery Much Worse Than Reported
Reports about the incident at Arlington National Cemetery missed the worst of it. A Humor Times exclusive! Former President Donald J. Trump and his entourage were physically blocked … Read more
