Ripping the Headlines Today, 7/7/25
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that Canada turns 158, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what any … Read more
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Ripping the Headlines Today, 7/1/25
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about the 2025 NBA draft, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s … Read more
Bigger Than Capone, Bigger Than Gotti, Trump Gets His Wet Dream!
Trump’s wet dream? To be a gangster! Many Presidents have called the White House a ‘Prison’… for Trump, it’s been merely a Halfway House! What would Donald Trump‘s … Read more
Barron Trump Suits Up for Battle, Family Style!
Suiting up for Battle, Family Style: “And, it’s about time,” Donald said. “Reaching for things is not a job!” The Trumps discuss Barron suiting up for battle, family … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 6/25/25
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about aluminum foil, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what any … Read more
‘Catch Me If You Can’: The Most Elusive President!
Pick the one thing you most want revealed that the elusive President Trump has been hiding! Our most elusive president: Forget about ever seeing Trump’s Tax Returns, Pre-Nup … Read more
Bear Me Out: The Trump’s Bogus Outing Was No Picnic!
Trump discovers his model wife is one Sandwich short of a Picnic! No picnic: Okay folks – just like Rand Paul, I wasn’t invited (or uninvited) to the … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 6/16/25
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Jessica Biel and Whoopi Goldberg, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 6/9/25
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Coco Gauff taking the first French Open title, doesn’t need to be complicated … Read more
Don’t Reign on My Parade!
Top 10 things our humble Emperor plans for his parade day on Constitution Avenue, celebrating his birthday! Sparing no tax-payer expense, I hear there’ll be Rocket Launchers, Missiles, … Read more
