Ripping the Headlines Today, 7/7/25

Ripping the Headlines Today, 7/7/25

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that Canada turns 158, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what any … Read more

Ripping the Headlines Today, 7/1/25

Ripping the Headlines Today, 7/1/25

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about the 2025 NBA draft, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s … Read more

Bigger Than Capone, Bigger Than Gotti, Trump Gets His Wet Dream!

Bigger Than Capone, Bigger Than Gotti, Trump Gets His Wet Dream!

Trump’s wet dream? To be a gangster! Many Presidents have called the White House a ‘Prison’… for Trump, it’s been merely a Halfway House! What would Donald Trump‘s … Read more

Barron Trump Suits Up for Battle, Family Style!

Barron Trump Suits Up for Battle, Family Style!

Suiting up for Battle, Family Style: “And, it’s about time,” Donald said. “Reaching for things is not a job!” The Trumps discuss Barron suiting up for battle, family … Read more

Ripping the Headlines Today, 6/25/25

Ripping the Headlines Today, 6/25/25

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about aluminum foil, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what any … Read more

‘Catch Me If You Can’: The Most Elusive President!

‘Catch Me If You Can’: The Most Elusive President!

Pick the one thing you most want revealed that the elusive President Trump has been hiding! Our most elusive president: Forget about ever seeing Trump’s Tax Returns, Pre-Nup … Read more

Bear Me Out: The Trump’s Bogus Outing Was No Picnic!

Bear Me Out: The Trump’s Bogus Outing Was No Picnic!

Trump discovers his model wife is one Sandwich short of a Picnic! No picnic: Okay folks – just like Rand Paul, I wasn’t invited (or uninvited) to the … Read more

Ripping the Headlines Today, 6/16/25

Ripping the Headlines Today, 6/16/25

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Jessica Biel and Whoopi Goldberg, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; … Read more

Ripping the Headlines Today, 6/9/25

Ripping the Headlines Today, 6/9/25

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Coco Gauff taking the first French Open title, doesn’t need to be complicated … Read more

Don’t Reign on My Parade!

Don’t Reign on My Parade!

Top 10 things our humble Emperor plans for his parade day on Constitution Avenue, celebrating his birthday! Sparing no tax-payer expense, I hear there’ll be Rocket Launchers, Missiles, … Read more

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