Coffee Shortage Sparks Nationwide Panic
A global coffee shortage has sparked a panic this week among those who are dependent on their morning lift. A coffee shortage has sparked a nationwide panic this … Read more
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Cartoon Chaos: Looney Tunes Characters File Suit
Beloved Looney Tunes characters file suit over no longer being allowed to carry firearms. Warner Brothers recently announced that its Looney Tunes line-up is being reprised. The cast … Read more
This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Zero Tolerance for Racists
The racists grew some hate. Trump suffers from post-Obama trauma. When anger boils over it becomes hate. How is being a racist not racist? A cruel tea party … Read more
Due to Overcrowding, Hell Opens Frigid New Division
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network): In new division of Hell, souls will freeze for eternity. According to world renowned Glaciologist/Theologian Dr. Freezyn Mahassoff of the University of … Read more
This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Aquitters Never Win
Aquitters who refuse to do their job should be fired! As the entire country watches, Republicans allow no witnesses. Am I nuts, or have we become a democrazy? … Read more
This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Oval Office ‘Blown’ Job!
Impeach Trump for a “blown job” in the Oval Office. Ask me if Trump is unfit to be president and I’ll answer with an unqualified “YES!” When the … Read more
This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Keep US “Standing Tall” in a Resist Stance!
Dissed? Pissed? Resist! Trump sales his boast as it rapidly sinks into the swamp. Debunk the punk, impeach the leech, and put the scammer in the slammer! Crooks … Read more
This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: No More Chants Mexico Will Pay
Mexico won’t peso the US taxpayer will! Trump’s wallet takes money you never get back. “The Art of the Ordeal” by Donald Trump. In the “whorer” section. Followers … Read more
Hundreds of ICE Workers Desert Their Posts and Flee to Canada
In response to job stress and poor working conditions, hundreds of ICE workers are streaming in caravans to Canada seeking asylum. In response to overwhelming job stress, social … Read more
