Ripping the Headlines Today, 6/25/25
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about aluminum foil, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what any … Read more
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Trump’s ‘Deport LA’ Begins with Los Angeles Dodgers
Dispatches from SNN 5 Star Extra Special Edition! President begins deporting the Los Angeles Dodgers. President Donald Trump’s “Deport LA” program was to have kicked off in July, but … Read more
Call Them What They Are: Corporate Mobsters
Full-fledged, executive-suite corporate mobsters treat fraud and even murder as necessary business tools. How sweet it is to be a corporate criminal these days! I don’t mean common … Read more
4-Minute Interview: Gauleiter Border Czar Tom Homan
Our Conservative Capitol Correspondent interviews Tom Homan, former ICE director who Trump has nominated as ‘border czar.’ By Conservative Capitol Correspondent Llib Epot Conservative Capitol Correspondent Llib Epot: … Read more
Coffee Shortage Sparks Nationwide Panic
A global coffee shortage has sparked a panic this week among those who are dependent on their morning lift. A coffee shortage has sparked a nationwide panic this … Read more
Cartoon Chaos: Looney Tunes Characters File Suit
Beloved Looney Tunes characters file suit over no longer being allowed to carry firearms. Warner Brothers recently announced that its Looney Tunes line-up is being reprised. The cast … Read more
This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Zero Tolerance for Racists
The racists grew some hate. Trump suffers from post-Obama trauma. When anger boils over it becomes hate. How is being a racist not racist? A cruel tea party … Read more
Due to Overcrowding, Hell Opens Frigid New Division
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network): In new division of Hell, souls will freeze for eternity. According to world renowned Glaciologist/Theologian Dr. Freezyn Mahassoff of the University of … Read more
This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Aquitters Never Win
Aquitters who refuse to do their job should be fired! As the entire country watches, Republicans allow no witnesses. Am I nuts, or have we become a democrazy? … Read more
This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Oval Office ‘Blown’ Job!
Impeach Trump for a “blown job” in the Oval Office. Ask me if Trump is unfit to be president and I’ll answer with an unqualified “YES!” When the … Read more
