Thousands of U.S. Citizens Swamp ICE, Demand Deportation

Thousands of U.S. Citizens Swamp ICE, Demand Deportation

‘Gotta get out before Trump throws us all in detention camps,’ say frightened liberals demanding deportation NYC – More than 30,000 “frightened and terrified” liberal U.S. citizens have swamped the Immigration and Customs Enforcement agency, … Read more

President* Trump Grants Interview to Humor Times

President* Trump Grants Interview to Humor Times

The so-called president tells editor, “I’m glad you report ‘faux news,’ not ‘fake news!’” Reporter: “Is it true you’re going to reinstate waterboarding?” Trump: “Yes, I think it’s the only way we can bring the … Read more

Trump Unveils Extreme Vetting (EZ Form) for Muslim Visitors

Trump Unveils Extreme Vetting (EZ Form) for Muslim Visitors

‘Extreme Vetting’ can also be ‘extremely efficient,’ says Trump In an unusual move, President-elect Trump announced today that he had taken the bull by the horns in order to further his bold immigration agenda by … Read more

News of the Future: Trump’s Wall Visible from Space

News of the Future: Trump’s Wall Visible from Space

The wall President Trump built on the Mexican border is now the second man-made object visible from outer space. Dateline: May 23, 2019 The orbiting space station has confirmed that President Trump’s “Wall to Save … Read more

Mexico and Canada Plan Giant Walls in Case of Trump Election

Mexico and Canada Plan Giant Walls in Case of Trump Election

Millions of Americans prepare to flee the US if Trump wins, but neighboring countries aim to keep out flood of refugees. HARTFORD CT — As it becomes increasingly possible that racist idiot Donald Trump could … Read more