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DiCaprio sparks more controversy over Dreamers HOLLYWOOD, CA — After having criticized Trump over his energy policies, actor Leonardo DiCaprio has gotten behind a new issue: Trumpâs deportation of the dreamers. âLook, I know a … Read moreLeonardo DiCaprio Warns Deporting Dreamers Could Leave Them ‘Stuck in a Dream’
A new disorder, “Post Election Stress,” is sweeping the nation and has Americans flocking to therapists. A new form of stress is sweeping the nation and it has Americans flocking to their therapists in droves. … Read morePost Election Stress Disorder: It’s a Real Thing
âGotta get out before Trump throws us all in detention camps,â say frightened liberals demanding deportation NYC â More than 30,000 âfrightened and terrifiedâ liberal U.S. citizens have swamped the Immigration and Customs Enforcement agency, … Read moreThousands of U.S. Citizens Swamp ICE, Demand Deportation
The so-called president tells editor, âI’m glad you report ‘faux news,’ not ‘fake news!’” Reporter: âIs it true you’re going to reinstate waterboarding?â Trump: âYes, I think it’s the only way we can bring the … Read morePresident* Trump Grants Interview to Humor Times
‘Extreme Vetting’ can also be ‘extremely efficient,’ says Trump In an unusual move, President-elect Trump announced today that he had taken the bull by the horns in order to further his bold immigration agenda by … Read moreTrump Unveils Extreme Vetting (EZ Form) for Muslim Visitors
America finds itself in a destructive border war — not with Mexico, but with itself. A nation’s border is nothing in and of itself. It’s just an inanimate line on a map, in the dirt, … Read moreWe Should Reach Across the Border, Not Close It
The wall President Trump built on the Mexican border is now the second man-made object visible from outer space. Dateline: May 23, 2019 The orbiting space station has confirmed that President Trump’s âWall to Save … Read moreNews of the Future: Trump’s Wall Visible from Space
Republican’s immigration policy makes waves immediately The Republican Party has finally released its immigration policy platform with regard to immigrants from Mexico and other Latin American countries. Latinos would be allowed to enter and remain … Read moreRepublican Party Releases Immigration Policy
Millions of Americans prepare to flee the US if Trump wins, but neighboring countries aim to keep out flood of refugees. HARTFORD CT — As it becomes increasingly possible that racist idiot Donald Trump could … Read moreMexico and Canada Plan Giant Walls in Case of Trump Election
The hard-hitting website you’ve been looking for: Conspiracy Theories Conspiracy Theories is the hard-hitting website that isn’t afraid to investigate and expose the dark forces that seek to prey in so many devious ways upon … Read moreConspiracy Theories #4: Enough to Write a Book About