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As it stands now, here in the Donald’s Cuckoo Nest, insanity reigns, and the inmates are now officially in charge of the national asylum. Ours is, after all, a nation of laws, right? We value justice … Read moreGetting Trapped in The Donald’s Cuckoo Nest
Trump wants a buffer zone for “added border protection.” Trump has come up with an expanded proposal to keep any “illegals” from entering the US, using added border protection. The president said the idea came … Read moreTrump Proposes Expanded Plan for Border Protection
President’s daughter says she has a solution to the immigrant child separation mess her dad created. Always trying to help out her dad and be a self-described “champion of the welfare of children and mothers,” … Read moreIvanka’s Plan for Solving the Immigrant Crisis
How did America become a zero tolerance country that forcibly separates kids from their parents? The answer is obvious: we got Trumped. People keep wondering how the hell did we get here? How did America … Read moreZero Tolerance
Illegal immigration is often the result of the abject poverty and violence that people face in their homeland. No wall will fix that, nor stop the influx. The wailing in our country about the “invasion … Read moreA Wall Won’t Fix Immigration
Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews ‘The Trumpsters’: Donald Trump, Mike Pence, Jeff Sessions and Kirstjen Nielsen. ANNOUNCER Live from under a rock in your backyard, it’s The Jerry Duncan Show. JERRY Good … Read moreThe Jerry Duncan Show Interviews The Trumpsters
DiCaprio sparks more controversy over Dreamers HOLLYWOOD, CA — After having criticized Trump over his energy policies, actor Leonardo DiCaprio has gotten behind a new issue: Trump’s deportation of the dreamers. “Look, I know a … Read moreLeonardo DiCaprio Warns Deporting Dreamers Could Leave Them ‘Stuck in a Dream’
A new disorder, “Post Election Stress,” is sweeping the nation and has Americans flocking to therapists. A new form of stress is sweeping the nation and it has Americans flocking to their therapists in droves. … Read morePost Election Stress Disorder: It’s a Real Thing
‘Gotta get out before Trump throws us all in detention camps,’ say frightened liberals demanding deportation NYC – More than 30,000 “frightened and terrified” liberal U.S. citizens have swamped the Immigration and Customs Enforcement agency, … Read moreThousands of U.S. Citizens Swamp ICE, Demand Deportation
The so-called president tells editor, “I’m glad you report ‘faux news,’ not ‘fake news!’” Reporter: “Is it true you’re going to reinstate waterboarding?” Trump: “Yes, I think it’s the only way we can bring the … Read morePresident* Trump Grants Interview to Humor Times