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America’s historically open immigration policy has produced many greats, and a few less-than-stellar citizens. Racially and ethnically speaking, I’m not sure who I am: Irish, Black, Anglo, Native American, Italian? Yes… and more. My father … Read moreTracking Trump’s Convoluted Immigration Policy
How Trump demonized a caravan of humble Hondurans wending their way north as “invaders” to generate a fog of fear. Early on Sunday morning, April 1, our Head Fool received a report from his most … Read moreTiny Caravan of Desperate, Humble Hondurans Becomes Invading Army
Turns out, Laura Ingraham and other Republicans were right: the cages were like summer camp for these immigrant kids! MCALLEN, TX — Just weeks after President Trump sought to dispel public outrage by signing an … Read moreChildren Beg to be Returned to Cages
“Frankly, it’s Obama’s fault. But America will no longer be taken advantage of by migrants who have abandoned their immigrant children litters.” WASHINGTON DC – President Donald Trump suggested today that hundreds of “ineligible” immigrant … Read moreTrump Proposes Using Animal Shelters for ‘Ineligible’ Immigrant Children
Terrorized children are incarcerated in chain-link cages, thanks to Trump’s cruel border policies. In early June, I traveled to “The Valley,” as the McAllen-Brownsville area of Texas is called, down where the Rio Grande empties … Read moreTrump’s Border Policies Undermine Our Democracy
As it stands now, here in the Donald’s Cuckoo Nest, insanity reigns, and the inmates are now officially in charge of the national asylum. Ours is, after all, a nation of laws, right? We value justice … Read moreGetting Trapped in The Donald’s Cuckoo Nest
Trump wants a buffer zone for “added border protection.” Trump has come up with an expanded proposal to keep any “illegals” from entering the US, using added border protection. The president said the idea came … Read moreTrump Proposes Expanded Plan for Border Protection
President’s daughter says she has a solution to the immigrant child separation mess her dad created. Always trying to help out her dad and be a self-described “champion of the welfare of children and mothers,” … Read moreIvanka’s Plan for Solving the Immigrant Crisis
How did America become a zero tolerance country that forcibly separates kids from their parents? The answer is obvious: we got Trumped. People keep wondering how the hell did we get here? How did America … Read moreZero Tolerance
Illegal immigration is often the result of the abject poverty and violence that people face in their homeland. No wall will fix that, nor stop the influx. The wailing in our country about the “invasion … Read moreA Wall Won’t Fix Immigration