Trump Shields Mobster Fleeing Federal Custody

Trump Shields Mobster Fleeing Federal Custody
Steve Schneider lives in Florida. Retired, he sometimes gets a good laugh following a few authoritarian politicians who call the Sunshine State home.

A hit man from a New York State crime family asked Trump to help shield him after escaping federal custody, say authorities. A mobster who murdered three people … Read more

Coffee Shortage Sparks Nationwide Panic

Coffee Shortage Sparks Nationwide Panic
Hala Dika is an impoverished poet living in her parent's basement. Slowly losing all concept of money, she lives in a delusion of happiness. She hopes one day to be recognized posthumously.

A global coffee shortage has sparked a panic this week among those who are dependent on their morning lift. A coffee shortage has sparked a nationwide panic this … Read more

Vice President Kamala Harris Unveils Plan to End Immigrant Border Crisis Forever

Vice President Kamala Harris Unveils Plan to End Immigrant Border Crisis Forever
Ted holland attended college for four years. The year that he bothered to go to class he studied history. He majored in throwing quarters in the jukebox in the Student Union canteen and minored in a girl named Marsha. His books include This Day In African American Musicand B Western Actors Encyclopedia.
Ted Holland

The Biden administration has a plan to solve the border crisis once and for all. Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Upon returning from her much-heralded trip to … Read more

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Wall Street Bullishit!

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Wall Street Bullishit!
I was born a young baby. Then I grew up. Then I grew confused. Then I grew tired. I'm a 20th century man who's somehow been transported to the 21st century, with one foot in the gone past and the other in the here now. I started my blog mymanymoodsofme toward the end of 2012. There I write humorous essays, stories and poems (lyrics from my songs), in addition to my aphorisms. It's good work... if you get it. In my spare time I play chess, write songs, and reflect upon what I see. I'm very happy to be colluding with Humor Times, and hope you enjoy the result. Cheers!

Wall Street is full of bullishit! Minimum wages war on the poor. As the rich get richer, the middle-class becomes more and more poor-us. Ted “Yes I Cancun” … Read more

Soft Tissue Racist

The New York Times says Emmy-nominated comedian and writer Will Durst “is quite possibly the best political satirist working in the country today.” The Humor Times says "Durst is the Sage of Satire, the Learned Lampooner, the King of Political Satire!" Check his website for upcoming stand-up performance dates. Will's books, including Elect to Laugh! A Hilarious, Common Sense Guide to American Politics are available at Amazon and better bookstores all over this great land of ours. From Ulysses Press.
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Trump declared he doesn’t have a racist bone in his body, so the general consensus is — he must be a soft tissue racist. What a long hot … Read more

The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews Congresswoman Ocasio-Cortez & The Trumpster

The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews Congresswoman Ocasio-Cortez & The Trumpster
Dean B. Kaner is a playwright and screenwriter, having co-produced and co-written plays for the stage with performances in New York City, Chicago, Minneapolis, Los Angeles, Boston, Detroit, Phoenix and Memphis. Check out The Jerry Duncan Show on YouTube, as well as on Instagram, and the sketch comedy A Bit of Biden (on Instagram) and at @abitofbiden on TikTok.

Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews New York Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and President Donald Trump. ANNOUNCER Live from under a rock in your backyard, it’s The … Read more

The Brand New U. S. Citizenship Test

The Brand New U. S. Citizenship Test
Dave's political satire and short humor have appeared in most major North American newspapers. He is also the author of several humor collections including "Dare to be Average", "Screams & Whispers" and "King Donald I" available on Amazon.
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An exclusive, surprising peek at Trump’s proposed new ‘Citizenship Test’ One of Donald Trump’s key campaign promises was to reform the immigration system, but so far he has … Read more

Are These Poems Strange? People Call Them ‘Haikus’ – What? Oh, Gesundheit!

Are These Poems Strange? People Call Them ‘Haikus’ – What? Oh, Gesundheit!
rfreed has a fertile, if somewhat warped, imagination. Read him at your own risk! More laugh gaffes available at Semi-Humorous Humor
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They call them ‘Haikus’ – we call ’em good! Obama make peace, progress with Cuba, Iran. Now will Hulk Trump smash. Immigrants sneak in, quickly come over border. … Read more

Hundreds of ICE Workers Desert Their Posts and Flee to Canada

Hundreds of ICE Workers Desert Their Posts and Flee to Canada
rfreed has a fertile, if somewhat warped, imagination. Read him at your own risk! More laugh gaffes available at Semi-Humorous Humor
!!!!!Buy 'The Alaska Papers' from lulu.com. Only $10 !!!!! An almost funny publication!

In response to job stress and poor working conditions, hundreds of ICE workers are streaming in caravans to Canada seeking asylum. In response to overwhelming job stress, social … Read more

How Ridiculous Is ‘Strong Man’ Trump’s Weakling Border Stand?

National radio commentator, writer, public speaker, and author of the book, "Swim Against The Current: Even A Dead Fish Can Go With The Flow," Jim Hightower has spent three decades battling the Powers That Be on behalf of the Powers That Ought To Be - consumers, working families, environmentalists, small businesses, and just-plain-folks.

Twice elected Texas Agriculture Commissioner, Hightower is a modern-day Johnny Appleseed, spreading the message of progressive populism all across the American grassroots.

He broadcasts daily radio commentaries that are carried in more than 150 commercial and public stations and on the web.
Jim Hightower

Trump is a pathetic weakling of a president, ridiculously masquerading as a “strong man” while outlawing Good Samaritans. The most ridiculous thing about Donald Trump’s xenophobic, demagogic assault … Read more

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