Ripping the Headlines Today, 8/14/17

Ripping the Headlines Today, 8/14/17

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, as in the case with … Read moreRipping the Headlines Today, 8/14/17

‘Honest Abe’ Lincoln Ruefully Admits: I Was Wrong to Save the Union

‘Honest Abe’ Lincoln Ruefully Admits: I Was Wrong to Save the Union

‘The racism is so bad, we should just let those miserable bastards go, and we can unite with Canada’ – Abraham Lincoln HEAVEN’S GATE – The ghost of President Abraham Lincoln said today that he … Read more‘Honest Abe’ Lincoln Ruefully Admits: I Was Wrong to Save the Union

White South African Refugees Flood Into US Searching for New Apartheid State

White South African Refugees Flood Into US Searching for New Apartheid State

‘Cops gunning Blacks down in the street made us so nostalgic for Dr Verwoerd,’ say apartheid lovers. Tucson, AZ — Following the recent wave of police killings in the US, thousands of white South Africans … Read moreWhite South African Refugees Flood Into US Searching for New Apartheid State

Ku Klux Kourt Kills King’s Dream Law; Voting Rights Act Neutered

Ku Klux Kourt Kills King’s Dream Law; Voting Rights Act Neutered

Replaces Voting Rights Act with Katherine Harris Acts By Greg Palast They might as well have burned a cross on Dr. King’s grave.  The Jim Crow majority on the Supreme Court just took away the … Read moreKu Klux Kourt Kills King’s Dream Law; Voting Rights Act Neutered

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