This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Giuliani Jerk Reactions

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Giuliani Jerk Reactions

Rudy suffers from Giuliani jerk reactions. Giuliani is like an unhinged shudder. Bad losers always lose badly. Trump will miss leading us. Truth is not truth… when it … Read more

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Presidential Tantrump

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Presidential Tantrump

Donnie’s throwing yet another presidential tantrump. Trump wants votes that are left uncounted. We are nitwitnessing a historical presidential implosion. Reality: Like it or unlike it. No concession, … Read more

Trump Orders Manufacture of Bidets: Big TP Furious

Trump Orders Manufacture of Bidets: Big TP Furious

Amid criticism from Big TP, Trump has invoked the Defense Production Act, ordering the mass manufacture of bidets. President Trump on Thursday invoked the Defense Production Act to … Read more

SAD! Oligarchs Mourn Untimely Death of America’s Orange Kool Aid Psychopath

SAD! Oligarchs Mourn Untimely Death of America’s Orange Kool Aid Psychopath

America’s best-loved soft drink company ousting Kool Aid mascot. After decades of bad PR from a number of the most disreputable celebrities on Earth, America’s best-loved soft drink … Read more

The Gloppy Mess of Merger Mania

Jim Hightower, Humor Times

The old merger mania model of self-enrichment through corporate takeover, consolidation and contraction turns out to be not just bad morals but bad business. Here’s a recipe for … Read more

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