This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Giuliani Jerk Reactions

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Giuliani Jerk Reactions
I was born a young baby. Then I grew up. Then I grew confused. Then I grew tired. I'm a 20th century man who's somehow been transported to the 21st century, with one foot in the gone past and the other in the here now. I started my blog mymanymoodsofme toward the end of 2012. There I write humorous essays, stories and poems (lyrics from my songs), in addition to my aphorisms. It's good work... if you get it. In my spare time I play chess, write songs, and reflect upon what I see. I'm very happy to be colluding with Humor Times, and hope you enjoy the result. Cheers!
Ralph Lombard

Rudy suffers from Giuliani jerk reactions. Giuliani is like an unhinged shudder. Bad losers always lose badly. Trump will miss leading us. Truth is not truth… when it … Read more

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Presidential Tantrump

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Presidential Tantrump
I was born a young baby. Then I grew up. Then I grew confused. Then I grew tired. I'm a 20th century man who's somehow been transported to the 21st century, with one foot in the gone past and the other in the here now. I started my blog mymanymoodsofme toward the end of 2012. There I write humorous essays, stories and poems (lyrics from my songs), in addition to my aphorisms. It's good work... if you get it. In my spare time I play chess, write songs, and reflect upon what I see. I'm very happy to be colluding with Humor Times, and hope you enjoy the result. Cheers!
Ralph Lombard

Donnie’s throwing yet another presidential tantrump. Trump wants votes that are left uncounted. We are nitwitnessing a historical presidential implosion. Reality: Like it or unlike it. No concession, … Read more

Trump Orders Manufacture of Bidets: Big TP Furious

Trump Orders Manufacture of Bidets: Big TP Furious
A writer by trade and a wisecracker by necessity, Evan relies on a well-timed joke to get him out of awkward situations, traffic tickets, and the occasional hostage crisis.
Evan Helmlinger

Amid criticism from Big TP, Trump has invoked the Defense Production Act, ordering the mass manufacture of bidets. President Trump on Thursday invoked the Defense Production Act to … Read more

SAD! Oligarchs Mourn Untimely Death of America’s Orange Kool Aid Psychopath

SAD! Oligarchs Mourn Untimely Death of America’s Orange Kool Aid Psychopath
In recovery... From a lot of things! Always glad to post here.
Jonathan Ferguson

America’s best-loved soft drink company ousting Kool Aid mascot. After decades of bad PR from a number of the most disreputable celebrities on Earth, America’s best-loved soft drink … Read more

The Gloppy Mess of Merger Mania

National radio commentator, writer, public speaker, and author of the book, "Swim Against The Current: Even A Dead Fish Can Go With The Flow," Jim Hightower has spent three decades battling the Powers That Be on behalf of the Powers That Ought To Be - consumers, working families, environmentalists, small businesses, and just-plain-folks.

Twice elected Texas Agriculture Commissioner, Hightower is a modern-day Johnny Appleseed, spreading the message of progressive populism all across the American grassroots.

He broadcasts daily radio commentaries that are carried in more than 150 commercial and public stations and on the web.
Jim Hightower

The old merger mania model of self-enrichment through corporate takeover, consolidation and contraction turns out to be not just bad morals but bad business. Here’s a recipe for … Read more

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