This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Giuliani Jerk Reactions
Rudy suffers from Giuliani jerk reactions. Giuliani is like an unhinged shudder. Bad losers always lose badly. Trump will miss leading us. Truth is not truth… when it … Read more
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This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Presidential Tantrump
Donnie’s throwing yet another presidential tantrump. Trump wants votes that are left uncounted. We are nitwitnessing a historical presidential implosion. Reality: Like it or unlike it. No concession, … Read more
Trump Orders Manufacture of Bidets: Big TP Furious
Amid criticism from Big TP, Trump has invoked the Defense Production Act, ordering the mass manufacture of bidets. President Trump on Thursday invoked the Defense Production Act to … Read more
SAD! Oligarchs Mourn Untimely Death of America’s Orange Kool Aid Psychopath
America’s best-loved soft drink company ousting Kool Aid mascot. After decades of bad PR from a number of the most disreputable celebrities on Earth, America’s best-loved soft drink … Read more
The Gloppy Mess of Merger Mania
The old merger mania model of self-enrichment through corporate takeover, consolidation and contraction turns out to be not just bad morals but bad business. Here’s a recipe for … Read more
