This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: ‘Heil Be Seeing You!’
Traitor Trump boasts “Heil be seeing you!” Trump is a lout and outlier. Republicans can’t seem to add things up, but they’re real good at division. Trump supporters … Read more
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This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Knucklehead-Ache
Donald Trump is the world’s biggest knucklehead-ache. Trump whines about election-riggers, but has no problem with oil-riggers. The polls suggest Trump is leading, but they’re not even a … Read more
A Re-Imagination of Our Evolution
Through evolution, we became Homo sapiens, but what if… Through evolution, we became Homo sapiens. But what if we were the descendants of lizards, like geckos? We might … Read more
This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Unqualified Immunity
Donald Trump should be given unqualified immunity from the presidency. Trump vows to get even if it destroys the country. Republicans refuse to step on lunatic attack toes. … Read more
This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Immaculate Deception
“Orange Jesus” is the immaculate deception. Jesus told us to believe. “Orange Jesus” tells us to make believe. The wholly weak-minded worship Trump religiously. “Orange Jesus” is Lard … Read more
This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Trump’s Marionette-Worth
Trump’s marionette-worth is highly valued by Putin. Republicans keep Russian around with disinformation. MAGA dissents into calami-TEA. Democracy isn’t broken, it’s being held hostage. Hate never made anything … Read more
This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Orange Squeal
What do you get when you combine cowardly-yellow with hate-red? Orange squeal! Our political landscape is being poisoned by agent orange. A guilty party leads the guile-tea party. … Read more
This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: The Thugly American
“Make me look bad and I’ll get thugly,” Trump warns. The mad hater held a tea party with malice in plunder-land. MAGA: Trump‘s personal safe-tea network. If hating … Read more
This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: MAGA Minions on the Psycho-Path to Hell
MAGA minions follow the psycho-path to hell. Dictator wannabe Trump is the top Banana Republican. The tea party believes in non-sensibility. Since Trump can’t control himself, he tries … Read more
This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Dunce Fever
Trump’s looney tune gives Republicans dunce fever Trumpworld is teaming with Oaf-Keepers. MAGA demands the right to remain violent. “Proud Boy” Roger is Trump’s goose-stepping Stone. Nixon gave … Read more
