This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: All the President’s Menace

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: All the President’s Menace
I was born a young baby. Then I grew up. Then I grew confused. Then I grew tired. I'm a 20th century man who's somehow been transported to the 21st century, with one foot in the gone past and the other in the here now. I started my blog mymanymoodsofme toward the end of 2012. There I write humorous essays, stories and poems (lyrics from my songs), in addition to my aphorisms. It's good work... if you get it. In my spare time I play chess, write songs, and reflect upon what I see. I'm very happy to be colluding with Humor Times, and hope you enjoy the result. Cheers!

It was all the President’s menace that lit the fuse. January 6th represents Donald Trump’s insurrectile dysfunction. The Big Lie: A fiction for a faction. Trump’s “Election Defense … Read more

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Surrounding the Coroner

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Surrounding the Coroner
I was born a young baby. Then I grew up. Then I grew confused. Then I grew tired. I'm a 20th century man who's somehow been transported to the 21st century, with one foot in the gone past and the other in the here now. I started my blog mymanymoodsofme toward the end of 2012. There I write humorous essays, stories and poems (lyrics from my songs), in addition to my aphorisms. It's good work... if you get it. In my spare time I play chess, write songs, and reflect upon what I see. I'm very happy to be colluding with Humor Times, and hope you enjoy the result. Cheers!

We’re not rounding the corner, we’re surrounding the coroner! It’s always darkest before the “Don” — because he’s not very bright. For Trump, reality is a know-no. Jumping  to … Read more

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Dunce Upon a Time

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Dunce Upon a Time
I was born a young baby. Then I grew up. Then I grew confused. Then I grew tired. I'm a 20th century man who's somehow been transported to the 21st century, with one foot in the gone past and the other in the here now. I started my blog mymanymoodsofme toward the end of 2012. There I write humorous essays, stories and poems (lyrics from my songs), in addition to my aphorisms. It's good work... if you get it. In my spare time I play chess, write songs, and reflect upon what I see. I'm very happy to be colluding with Humor Times, and hope you enjoy the result. Cheers!

So you think you can dunce? Trump is like a breath of fresh err. Those who only chase after money eventually catch hell. Ignorance doesn’t know what it … Read more

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Between Ghosts and Dreams

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Between Ghosts and Dreams
I was born a young baby. Then I grew up. Then I grew confused. Then I grew tired. I'm a 20th century man who's somehow been transported to the 21st century, with one foot in the gone past and the other in the here now. I started my blog mymanymoodsofme toward the end of 2012. There I write humorous essays, stories and poems (lyrics from my songs), in addition to my aphorisms. It's good work... if you get it. In my spare time I play chess, write songs, and reflect upon what I see. I'm very happy to be colluding with Humor Times, and hope you enjoy the result. Cheers!

Ghosts live in the past, dreams live in the future, and we live in between. The real trick of life is finding the time before it runs away. … Read more

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Trump Rants to Own

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Trump Rants to Own
I was born a young baby. Then I grew up. Then I grew confused. Then I grew tired. I'm a 20th century man who's somehow been transported to the 21st century, with one foot in the gone past and the other in the here now. I started my blog mymanymoodsofme toward the end of 2012. There I write humorous essays, stories and poems (lyrics from my songs), in addition to my aphorisms. It's good work... if you get it. In my spare time I play chess, write songs, and reflect upon what I see. I'm very happy to be colluding with Humor Times, and hope you enjoy the result. Cheers!

To avoid ignorance, ignore rants. Not surprisingly, Trump has stoop-ed down to a new low. To deal with nothing, deny everything. If life gives you lemons, throw them … Read more

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: The Uninvited Guess

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: The Uninvited Guess
I was born a young baby. Then I grew up. Then I grew confused. Then I grew tired. I'm a 20th century man who's somehow been transported to the 21st century, with one foot in the gone past and the other in the here now. I started my blog mymanymoodsofme toward the end of 2012. There I write humorous essays, stories and poems (lyrics from my songs), in addition to my aphorisms. It's good work... if you get it. In my spare time I play chess, write songs, and reflect upon what I see. I'm very happy to be colluding with Humor Times, and hope you enjoy the result. Cheers!

An ignorant, unwanted and uninvited guess plagues U.S. If you don’t mind, please don’t tell me what you think. How stupid is Trump? How dark is black? If … Read more

Worldwide Glut of Artificial Ignorance Traced to Rogue Arm of the Slobovian Secret Service

Worldwide Glut of Artificial Ignorance Traced to Rogue Arm of the Slobovian Secret Service
Ted holland attended college for four years. The year that he bothered to go to class he studied history. He majored in throwing quarters in the jukebox in the Student Union canteen and minored in a girl named Marsha. His books include This Day In African American Musicand B Western Actors Encyclopedia.
Ted Holland

Artificial Ignorance is undetectable from real ignorance and is often mistaken for artificial intelligence. This report is part of the Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) series. CZ*HRK … Read more

As We Gape at the Trump Sideshow, Corporations Are Picking Our Pockets

National radio commentator, writer, public speaker, and author of the book, "Swim Against The Current: Even A Dead Fish Can Go With The Flow," Jim Hightower has spent three decades battling the Powers That Be on behalf of the Powers That Ought To Be - consumers, working families, environmentalists, small businesses, and just-plain-folks.

Twice elected Texas Agriculture Commissioner, Hightower is a modern-day Johnny Appleseed, spreading the message of progressive populism all across the American grassroots.

He broadcasts daily radio commentaries that are carried in more than 150 commercial and public stations and on the web.
Jim Hightower
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We have been captured by the mesmerizing All Things Trump sideshow — while we are being robbed blind. As America rapidly urbanized in the 1920s and ’30s, nearly … Read more

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