Justin Trudeau Denies Ted Cruz was Ever Born in Canada

Justin Trudeau Denies Ted Cruz was Ever Born in Canada

Waves of revulsion overwhelm Canada after claims that Ted Cruz was actually born in Calgary OTTAWA, CANADA — Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau today forcefully insisted at a press conference that “under no circumstances whatever … Read more

Jesus Shaves! Paul Ryan’s ‘Muslim Beard’ Sparks Shaving Craze Among Patriotic Americans

Jesus Shaves! Paul Ryan’s ‘Muslim Beard’ Sparks Shaving Craze Among Patriotic Americans

‘Facial hair is the work of Allah himself,’ proclaims new ‘Jesus Shaves!’ Republican movement, who criticize Paul Ryan. MOBIL, AL — Throughout Appalachia and the American south today horrified and panicked Mountain Men – and … Read more

Bright Sides to the Perpetual Campaign

Will Durst

The ‘Campaign That Never Ends’ is actually a pretty entertaining reality TV show. Easy to tell the end of summer the year before a presidential election is nigh, because that bothersome quadrennial buzzing noise is … Read more