Tom Paine: What a Guy!
The greatest of America’s “Founding Fathers” was none other than Tom Paine. In my view, the greatest of America’s “Founding Fathers” was not George Washington or Thomas Jefferson … Read more
Americans
Americans United in How Much They Hate Each Other
A new survey has found that Americans are overwhelmingly united on how much they hate each other. “People say America is a divided country, but our data shows … Read more
CDC Issues Tea-Rump Fever Alert
Agency warns: You may be infected with Tea-Rump fever if… The Center for Disease Control has issued an alert for a possible resurgence of the very dangerous Tea-Rump … Read more
Poor Little Lamb Lost His Way
Team Trump contrives new defense: he just “lost his way.” In a desperate last-ditch effort to defend the ex-president-turned-insurrectionist, lawyers for Donald Trump are now claiming that their … Read more
Trump’s “Jeers of a Clown”
“Jeers of a Clown” record album to be released this week. In what seems to be a desperate attempt to revive his rapidly waning poll numbers, Donald Trump … Read more
This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: If I Didn’t Have a Brain I Wouldn’t Mind…
…and if I didn’t have a heart I wouldn’t care, either. Trump is one character with absolutely none. My dictionary defines trumpery as “anything showy but of little value.” … Read more
Open Carry: Canada vs U.S.
Our definitions of “open carry” are not the only subtle linguistic differences between Canadians and Americans. Take the following examples. When it comes to Canada, most Americans assume … Read more
