Americans United in How Much They Hate Each Other

Americans United in How Much They Hate Each Other
Dave’s work has appeared in various publications including End of the Bench, Robot Butt, and The Spoof, as well as many unfunny outlets. He also sometimes refers to himself in the third person.
Dave Henry

A new survey has found that Americans are overwhelmingly united on how much they hate each other. “People say America is a divided country, but our data shows … Read more

CDC Issues Tea-Rump Fever Alert

CDC Issues Tea-Rump Fever Alert
I was born a young baby. Then I grew up. Then I grew confused. Then I grew tired. I'm a 20th century man who's somehow been transported to the 21st century, with one foot in the gone past and the other in the here now. I started my blog mymanymoodsofme toward the end of 2012. There I write humorous essays, stories and poems (lyrics from my songs), in addition to my aphorisms. It's good work... if you get it. In my spare time I play chess, write songs, and reflect upon what I see. I'm very happy to be colluding with Humor Times, and hope you enjoy the result. Cheers!
Ralph Lombard
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Agency warns: You may be infected with Tea-Rump fever if… The Center for Disease Control has issued an alert for a possible resurgence of the very dangerous Tea-Rump … Read more

Poor Little Lamb Lost His Way

Poor Little Lamb Lost His Way
I was born a young baby. Then I grew up. Then I grew confused. Then I grew tired. I'm a 20th century man who's somehow been transported to the 21st century, with one foot in the gone past and the other in the here now. I started my blog mymanymoodsofme toward the end of 2012. There I write humorous essays, stories and poems (lyrics from my songs), in addition to my aphorisms. It's good work... if you get it. In my spare time I play chess, write songs, and reflect upon what I see. I'm very happy to be colluding with Humor Times, and hope you enjoy the result. Cheers!
Ralph Lombard
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Team Trump contrives new defense: he just “lost his way.” In a desperate last-ditch effort to defend the ex-president-turned-insurrectionist, lawyers for Donald Trump are now claiming that their … Read more

Trump’s “Jeers of a Clown”

Trump’s “Jeers of a Clown”
I was born a young baby. Then I grew up. Then I grew confused. Then I grew tired. I'm a 20th century man who's somehow been transported to the 21st century, with one foot in the gone past and the other in the here now. I started my blog mymanymoodsofme toward the end of 2012. There I write humorous essays, stories and poems (lyrics from my songs), in addition to my aphorisms. It's good work... if you get it. In my spare time I play chess, write songs, and reflect upon what I see. I'm very happy to be colluding with Humor Times, and hope you enjoy the result. Cheers!
Ralph Lombard
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“Jeers of a Clown” record album to be released this week. In what seems to be a desperate attempt to revive his rapidly waning poll numbers, Donald Trump … Read more

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: If I Didn’t Have a Brain I Wouldn’t Mind…

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: If I Didn’t Have a Brain I Wouldn’t Mind…
I was born a young baby. Then I grew up. Then I grew confused. Then I grew tired. I'm a 20th century man who's somehow been transported to the 21st century, with one foot in the gone past and the other in the here now. I started my blog mymanymoodsofme toward the end of 2012. There I write humorous essays, stories and poems (lyrics from my songs), in addition to my aphorisms. It's good work... if you get it. In my spare time I play chess, write songs, and reflect upon what I see. I'm very happy to be colluding with Humor Times, and hope you enjoy the result. Cheers!
Ralph Lombard
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…and if I didn’t have a heart I wouldn’t care, either. Trump is one character with absolutely none. My dictionary defines trumpery as “anything showy but of  little value.” … Read more

Open Carry: Canada vs U.S.

Open Carry: Canada vs U.S.
Dave's political satire and short humor have appeared in most major North American newspapers. He is also the author of several humor collections including "Dare to be Average", "Screams & Whispers" and "King Donald I" available on Amazon.
David Martin
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Our definitions of “open carry” are not the only subtle linguistic differences between Canadians and Americans. Take the following examples. When it comes to Canada, most Americans assume … Read more

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