CDC Issues Tea-Rump Fever Alert
Agency warns: You may be infected with Tea-Rump fever if… The Center for Disease Control has issued an alert for a possible resurgence of the very dangerous Tea-Rump … Read more
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Movie Review: “Freeheld”
“Freeheld” – a movie review by Gary Chew With such a glut of regurgitated violence and bloody CGI shenanigans on the big and small screens, I cast my … Read more
Kentucky Clerk Kim Davis to Take it Further: “Pork Eaters Can Suck It!”
Kim Davis promises to end the hypocrisy and start enforcing “God’s law” in all cases. Rowan County Clerk Kim Davis is still not issuing marriage licenses, invoking “God’s … Read more
Same-Sex Marriage = Same-Day Carnage
Will the legalization of same-sex marriage destroy the world, as pundits claim? An alien invasion. Labor camps for heterosexuals. Man-dog marriage, followed by man-dog babies… If you think … Read more
South Dakota County Clerk Marries Dog, As Promised
“It’s a relief to finally come out of the kennel, but this is a little weird” – Butchy-Wutchy, lucky county clerk dog hubby. SIOUX FALLS, SD — A … Read more
What Moved Marriage Equality from Taboo to Justice?
Marriage equality: a long time in coming From 1956 until 2010, CBS television’s daytime lineup included America’s longest-running soap opera: “As the World Turns.” But times change, and … Read more
Gay Marriage is Last Straw: Conservatives Revolt as ALEC Drafts New Constitution
ALEC’s bold new constitution aims to salve the GOP sadz. The American Legislative Exchange Council (ALEC, a Koch subsidiary), sent out an emergency e-mail to their employees who … Read more
Sen. Cruz Promises Radical Protest Against Marriage Equality
Senator Ted Cruz’ promises his plan to protest the expected Supreme Court ruling on marriage equality will be a ‘huge shocker.’ Potential Republican presidential candidate and Canadian Sen. … Read more
It’s Not the Hate, It’s the Stupidity
Doing the right thing for all the wrong reasons, WTG, Arizona! Alright. Woo-hoo. We’re partying now. With the kind of enthusiasm normally reserved for sorting Phillips head screws … Read more
Gay Marriage & Rainbow Babies
Congratulations, gay marriage advocates — you now have the legal right to be as miserable as the rest of us The U.S. Supreme Court must love the nightlife, … Read more
