Kentucky Clerk Kim Davis to Take it Further: “Pork Eaters Can Suck It!”

Kentucky Clerk Kim Davis to Take it Further: “Pork Eaters Can Suck It!”

Kim Davis promises to end the hypocrisy and start enforcing “God’s law” in all cases. Rowan County Clerk Kim Davis is still not issuing marriage licenses, invoking “God’s authority,” despite a rebuke from the Supreme … Read moreKentucky Clerk Kim Davis to Take it Further: “Pork Eaters Can Suck It!”

Same-Sex Marriage = Same-Day Carnage

Same-Sex Marriage = Same-Day Carnage

Will the legalization of same-sex marriage destroy the world, as pundits claim? An alien invasion. Labor camps for heterosexuals. Man-dog marriage, followed by man-dog babies… If you think these weird scenarios are extracts from Charlie … Read moreSame-Sex Marriage = Same-Day Carnage

What Moved Marriage Equality from Taboo to Justice?

Jim Hightower

Marriage equality: a long time in coming From 1956 until 2010, CBS television’s daytime lineup included America’s longest-running soap opera: “As the World Turns.” But times change, and now a real-life human drama of profound … Read moreWhat Moved Marriage Equality from Taboo to Justice?

Gay Marriage is Last Straw: Conservatives Revolt as ALEC Drafts New Constitution

Gay Marriage is Last Straw: Conservatives Revolt as ALEC Drafts New Constitution

ALEC’s bold new constitution aims to salve the GOP sadz. The American Legislative Exchange Council (ALEC, a Koch subsidiary), sent out an emergency e-mail to their employees who currently hold elected office, offering a quick … Read moreGay Marriage is Last Straw: Conservatives Revolt as ALEC Drafts New Constitution

Sen. Cruz Promises Radical Protest Against Marriage Equality

Sen. Cruz Promises Radical Protest Against Marriage Equality

Senator Ted Cruz’ promises his plan to protest the expected Supreme Court ruling on marriage equality will be a ‘huge shocker.’ Potential Republican presidential candidate and Canadian Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX) continued his opposition to … Read moreSen. Cruz Promises Radical Protest Against Marriage Equality

It’s Not the Hate, It’s the Stupidity

Will Durst

Doing the right thing for all the wrong reasons, WTG, Arizona! Alright. Woo-hoo. We’re partying now. With the kind of enthusiasm normally reserved for sorting Phillips head screws from flat head screws, Arizona Governor Jan … Read moreIt’s Not the Hate, It’s the Stupidity

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