Quirky Quotables to Trump’s Announcement for 2024!

Quirky Quotables to Trump’s Announcement for 2024!
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Donald Trump steals headlines again & throws his hair in the ring for President! Quirky Quotables are bound to happen! Some of the Quirky Quotables during Trump’s 2024 … Read more

Ripping the Headlines Today, 6/7/22

Ripping the Headlines Today, 6/7/22
Paul Lander is not sure which he is proudest of -- winning the Noble Peace Prize or sending Congolese gynecologist Dr. Denis Mukwege to accept it on his behalf, bringing to light the plight of African women in war-torn countries. In his non-daydreaming hours, Paul has written for Weekly Humorist, National Lampoon, American Bystander, Huff Post Comedy, McSweeney's, Bombeck Writers Workshop Blog and the Humor Times, written and/or produced for multiple TV shows and written standup material that's been performed on Maher, The Daily Show, Colbert, Kimmel, etc. Now, on to Paul's time-commanding Special Forces in Khandahar… (See all of Paul's "Ripping the Headlines Today" columns here.)
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Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about the Queen of England, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s … Read more

Fama volat — rumor flies

John likes to write about all kinds of things. So he does. You're reading one now – enjoy!
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Dear Editor, “Fama volat” — rumor flies. That’s what the Romans said, before and after every chariot race at Santa Anita, near the LA Mausoleum. Yet neither Kirk … Read more

Ripping the Headlines Today, 10/20/20

Ripping the Headlines Today, 10/20/20
Paul Lander is not sure which he is proudest of -- winning the Noble Peace Prize or sending Congolese gynecologist Dr. Denis Mukwege to accept it on his behalf, bringing to light the plight of African women in war-torn countries. In his non-daydreaming hours, Paul has written for Weekly Humorist, National Lampoon, American Bystander, Huff Post Comedy, McSweeney's, Bombeck Writers Workshop Blog and the Humor Times, written and/or produced for multiple TV shows and written standup material that's been performed on Maher, The Daily Show, Colbert, Kimmel, etc. Now, on to Paul's time-commanding Special Forces in Khandahar… (See all of Paul's "Ripping the Headlines Today" columns here.)
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Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, … Read more

The New Trump Supporters

The New Trump Supporters
Dave's political satire and short humor have appeared in most major North American newspapers. He is also the author of several humor collections including "Dare to be Average", "Screams & Whispers" and "King Donald I" available on Amazon.
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Sure, it’s easy to find many who have turned against the president, but what about the new Trump supporters? A couple of years back, The New York Times … Read more

Ripping the Headlines Today, 5/26/20

Ripping the Headlines Today, 5/26/20
Paul Lander is not sure which he is proudest of -- winning the Noble Peace Prize or sending Congolese gynecologist Dr. Denis Mukwege to accept it on his behalf, bringing to light the plight of African women in war-torn countries. In his non-daydreaming hours, Paul has written for Weekly Humorist, National Lampoon, American Bystander, Huff Post Comedy, McSweeney's, Bombeck Writers Workshop Blog and the Humor Times, written and/or produced for multiple TV shows and written standup material that's been performed on Maher, The Daily Show, Colbert, Kimmel, etc. Now, on to Paul's time-commanding Special Forces in Khandahar… (See all of Paul's "Ripping the Headlines Today" columns here.)
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Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more

Michigan Protesters Take Aim at McDonald’s, Demand Return of McRib

Michigan Protesters Take Aim at McDonald’s, Demand Return of McRib
A writer by trade and a wisecracker by necessity, Evan relies on a well-timed joke to get him out of awkward situations, traffic tickets, and the occasional hostage crisis.

Buoyed by support from the president, Michigan protesters have demanded the fast food giant to bring back the beloved menu item permanently. After demonstrating against Michigan Governor Gretchen … Read more

New Conspiracy Theories

New Conspiracy Theories
Dave's political satire and short humor have appeared in most major North American newspapers. He is also the author of several humor collections including "Dare to be Average", "Screams & Whispers" and "King Donald I" available on Amazon.
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America’s right wing is at risk of running out of serviceable conspiracy theories. Here’s a few ideas! America’s right wing is at risk of running out of serviceable … Read more

The Conservative States of America: A Proposal

The Conservative States of America: A Proposal
Dave's political satire and short humor have appeared in most major North American newspapers. He is also the author of several humor collections including "Dare to be Average", "Screams & Whispers" and "King Donald I" available on Amazon.
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It may be time to discard the whole notion of an “indivisible nation” and create a new Conservative States of America. It’s been growing for years, but the … Read more

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: To See or Not To See Hear…

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: To See or Not To See Hear…
I was born a young baby. Then I grew up. Then I grew confused. Then I grew tired. I'm a 20th century man who's somehow been transported to the 21st century, with one foot in the gone past and the other in the here now. I started my blog mymanymoodsofme toward the end of 2012. There I write humorous essays, stories and poems (lyrics from my songs), in addition to my aphorisms. It's good work... if you get it. In my spare time I play chess, write songs, and reflect upon what I see. I'm very happy to be colluding with Humor Times, and hope you enjoy the result. Cheers!

“Nothing to see hear,” said the blind and deaf elephant. Of course Trump has “TV” lawyers. It is, after all, a show-trial. A circus is never complete without … Read more

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