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In his own imagination: Donald Trump, superhero! Here, the president lists all the things he would do, if needed: Smash through any locked doors using my shoulders and feet, like they do on NCIS. (I … Read moreThings I, Donald Trump, Would Do in Addition to Running Unarmed into a School
More presidential wacky nonsense: arm teachers President Donald Trump tossed out some wacky nonsense, saying we should arm teachers, which encouraged the press and public to go nuts debating this ludicrous suggestion, totally ignoring commonsense … Read moreThe Cafeteria Lady Is Packing Heat
Exactly which deities are these “thoughts and prayers” being offered to, anyway? The long overused but handy expression used by countless soulless politicians and supposed sympathizers when trying to gloss over a tragedy so that … Read moreOffering ‘Thoughts and Prayers’ Just Don’t Fly No More: Hot Air Always Dissipates
The tiny-handed man had bragged he could do it in public on 5th Avenue over a year ago – turns out he was right. A man stood brazenly in the middle of 5th Avenue yesterday … Read moreStrange Man Shoots Innocent Bystander in the Middle of 5th Avenue and Gets Away with It
More thoughts and prayers, but that’s about it, after yet another mass shooting. Sadly fascinating to endure another predictable dance performed on the national stage by our elected politicians in response to the recent horrendous … Read moreAfter Latest Mass Shooting, More Choreographed Twitching
“Miss Sloane” – a film review by Gary Chew Even though Miss Sloane is constructed to satisfy a personal bias of mine — that being the passage of more sensible laws as to who may … Read moreMovie Review: “Miss Sloane”
“And Lester Holt is a dirty, stinking rigger!” Trump said, following the debate fiasco. GREENSBORO, NC – In the wake of Monday’s disastrous presidential debate, Donald Trump called on his supporters to rise up immediately … Read moreTrump Calls on Supporters to Seize Power Now, ‘Before Hillary Comes for Your Guns!’
‘Let’s First Amendment the little creep before he Second Amendments us!’ she says, urging her supporters to ‘go after the SOB with everything we’ve got!’ NYC – Hillary Clinton responded to Donald Trump’s barely veiled … Read moreHillary Clinton Threatens Donald Trump with ‘First Amendment Retaliation’
The NRA seems to think the best way to avoid school shootings is to ban schools. If the goal is to cause both sides of the political spectrum to quiver, twitch and shake like a … Read moreA Bit of Common Sense on Guns
“I think it would’ve been a lot better if they had guns in that room… They could’ve protected themselves if they had guns.” — Donald Trump Many people evidently think the answer to gun violence … Read moreShould City Slickers Be Gun Slingers?