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Jan. 6 ‘Tourists’ Take Over Miami GOP

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Jan. 6 ‘Tourists’ Take Over Miami GOP
Steve Schneider
Steve Schneider lives in Florida. Retired, he sometimes gets a good laugh following a few authoritarian politicians who call the Sunshine State home.
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“Florida prepared us well with our beloved Stand Your Ground Law,” said Proud Boys who took over the Miami GOP. Proud Boys members executed a peaceful transfer of … Read more

Homicidal Hotline Unveiled for Those with the Urge to Kill

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Homicidal Hotline Unveiled for Those with the Urge to Kill
Ted Holland
Ted Holland
Ted holland attended college for four years. The year that he bothered to go to class he studied history. He majored in throwing quarters in the jukebox in the Student Union canteen and minored in a girl named Marsha. His books include This Day In African American Musicand B Western Actors Encyclopedia.
Ted Holland
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Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) SNN unveils the Homicidal Hotline: When you get the urge to kill, just dial 1-800-I-W-A-N-N-A-K-I-L-L-S-O-M-E-D-A-M-N-B-O-D-Y instead. OK? In an effort to curb … Read more

Furious Gun Owners Demand the Right to Marry Their Guns

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Furious Gun Owners Demand the Right to Marry Their Guns
Ralph Lombard
I was born a young baby. Then I grew up. Then I grew confused. Then I grew tired. I'm a 20th century man who's somehow been transported to the 21st century, with one foot in the gone past and the other in the here now. I started my blog mymanymoodsofme toward the end of 2012. There I write humorous essays, stories and poems (lyrics from my songs), in addition to my aphorisms. It's good work... if you get it. In my spare time I play chess, write songs, and reflect upon what I see. I'm very happy to be colluding with Humor Times, and hope you enjoy the result. Cheers!
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Claiming discrimination, gun owners demand the right to marry their guns, “or else.” In a twist that gives new meaning to the term “shotgun wedding,” Second Amendment activists … Read more

Celebrity Easter Egg Hunt Ends In Gunfire

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Celebrity Easter Egg Hunt Ends In Gunfire
Ted Holland
Ted Holland
Ted holland attended college for four years. The year that he bothered to go to class he studied history. He majored in throwing quarters in the jukebox in the Student Union canteen and minored in a girl named Marsha. His books include This Day In African American Musicand B Western Actors Encyclopedia.
Ted Holland
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Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) 3-year-old rapper BigMonayBabay held an Easter egg hunt like no other, say witnesses. A celebrity Easter egg hunt on the massive estate … Read more

The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews Republican Congresswoman Lauren Boebert

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The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews Republican Congresswoman Lauren Boebert
Dean Kaner
Dean B. Kaner is a playwright and screenwriter, having co-produced and co-written plays for the stage with performances in New York City, Chicago, Minneapolis, Los Angeles, Boston, Detroit, Phoenix and Memphis. Check out The Jerry Duncan Show on YouTube, as well as on Instagram, and the sketch comedy A Bit of Biden (on Instagram) and at @abitofbiden on TikTok.
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Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews Republican Congresswoman Lauren Boebert from Riley, Colorado. ANNOUNCER Live from under a rock in your backyard, it’s The Jerry Duncan … Read more

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Down a Rabid Hole

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This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Down a Rabid Hole
Ralph Lombard
I was born a young baby. Then I grew up. Then I grew confused. Then I grew tired. I'm a 20th century man who's somehow been transported to the 21st century, with one foot in the gone past and the other in the here now. I started my blog mymanymoodsofme toward the end of 2012. There I write humorous essays, stories and poems (lyrics from my songs), in addition to my aphorisms. It's good work... if you get it. In my spare time I play chess, write songs, and reflect upon what I see. I'm very happy to be colluding with Humor Times, and hope you enjoy the result. Cheers!
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Yet again, Republicans follow Trump down a rabid hole. The tea party herd what Trump demanded. After pushing his supporters over the edge, Trump now throws them under … Read more

NYC Unveils ‘Little Free Gun Safe’ in Effort to Curb Violence

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NYC Unveils ‘Little Free Gun Safe’ in Effort to Curb Violence
Dave Richards
Dave Richards is a writer and former radio host. In his spare time, he enjoys messing with HR Bots by optimizing keywords on Linkedin. His dream is to become a successful Vietnamese street chef.
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With violence in the nation’s largest city out of control, de Blasio asks citizens to start packing, and offers help with the “Little Free Gun Safe.” New York … Read more

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Defend Our Country, AbanDon Trump!

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This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Defend Our Country, AbanDon Trump!
Ralph Lombard
I was born a young baby. Then I grew up. Then I grew confused. Then I grew tired. I'm a 20th century man who's somehow been transported to the 21st century, with one foot in the gone past and the other in the here now. I started my blog mymanymoodsofme toward the end of 2012. There I write humorous essays, stories and poems (lyrics from my songs), in addition to my aphorisms. It's good work... if you get it. In my spare time I play chess, write songs, and reflect upon what I see. I'm very happy to be colluding with Humor Times, and hope you enjoy the result. Cheers!
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Trump faces the greatest crisis our country has ever seen… every time he looks in the mirror! Donald Trump: The earthquake that claimed it was everybody else’s fault. … Read more

Cash Strapped NRA Unveils Investment Projects for the Future

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Cash Strapped NRA Unveils Investment Projects for the Future
Roger Freed
rfreed has a fertile, if somewhat warped, imagination. Read him at your own risk! More laugh gaffes available at Semi-Humorous Humor
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New projects for cash strapped NRA in keeping with violent tradition. The cash strapped NRA, reeling after the public notice of their budget troubles, have decided to expand … Read more

Things I, Donald Trump, Would Do in Addition to Running Unarmed into a School

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Things I, Donald Trump, Would Do in Addition to Running Unarmed into a School
Howard Zaharoff
Howard Zaharoff reads (a lot), writes (mostly humor), teaches (occasionally) and practices law (doesn't everyone?). He is the author of "Stump Your Lawyer!" (Chronicle 2007), and his work has appeared in The Boston Globe, Wall Street Journal, Amazing Stories, Computerworld, The Journal of Irreproducible Results, The Annals of Improbable Research and the books Growing Up Jewish (Penguin 1987) and Sex As a Heap of Malfunctioning Rubble (and Further Improbabilities) (Workman 1993), among other places.
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In his own imagination: Donald Trump, superhero! Here, the president lists all the things he would do, if needed: Smash through any locked doors using my shoulders and … Read more

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