This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: One Dementional
Donald Trump is one dementional. Trump has real issues, but refuses to talk about them. Disinformation is raining down on us like cats and dogs! Trump rallies: Obscenes … Read more
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SCOTUS Resurrects Bump Stocks
“Lumpy” Thomas comes through for gun lovers by voting to legalize bump stocks. In a departure for the Supreme Court, justices met with members of the press at … Read more
Spring into Spring with New Delights from MAGA Marketplace
By Dan Berman A new MAGA marketplace offers anything and everything today’s conservatives might want or need. We are delighted, in this The Year of Retribution, to unveil our … Read more
Fashion Designer Creates Ultimate Protection from American Gun Violence
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) A world-famous clothes designer says she has the answer to gun violence in America. SNN fashion reporter Insyde Ouwte says that in … Read more
CDC Issues Tea-Rump Fever Alert
Agency warns: You may be infected with Tea-Rump fever if… The Center for Disease Control has issued an alert for a possible resurgence of the very dangerous Tea-Rump … Read more
Marjorie Taylor Greene Announces Run for the Presidency
Georgia rep Marjorie Taylor Greene: VP isn’t good enough, announces own run for the presidency. Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R. GA) appears to have supplanted her role as … Read more
New Rule: Congressmen May to Duel to the Death
Ever the gun-lovers, Republicans now allow pistols to be used to settle differences, and representatives may duel to the death. Some Congressmen in the U.S. House of Representatives … Read more
Trump Pleads Guilty to Trespassing Charge
Sources say Trump agreed to the trespassing plea only because he was playing a reality TV business executive at the time. Former President Donald John Trump agreed to … Read more
Jan. 6 ‘Tourists’ Take Over Miami GOP
“Florida prepared us well with our beloved Stand Your Ground Law,” said Proud Boys who took over the Miami GOP. Proud Boys members executed a peaceful transfer of … Read more
Homicidal Hotline Unveiled for Those with the Urge to Kill
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) SNN unveils the Homicidal Hotline: When you get the urge to kill, just dial 1-800-I-W-A-N-N-A-K-I-L-L-S-O-M-E-D-A-M-N-B-O-D-Y instead. OK? In an effort to curb … Read more
