CDC Issues Tea-Rump Fever Alert

CDC Issues Tea-Rump Fever Alert
I was born a young baby. Then I grew up. Then I grew confused. Then I grew tired. I'm a 20th century man who's somehow been transported to the 21st century, with one foot in the gone past and the other in the here now. I started my blog mymanymoodsofme toward the end of 2012. There I write humorous essays, stories and poems (lyrics from my songs), in addition to my aphorisms. It's good work... if you get it. In my spare time I play chess, write songs, and reflect upon what I see. I'm very happy to be colluding with Humor Times, and hope you enjoy the result. Cheers!
Ralph Lombard

Agency warns: You may be infected with Tea-Rump fever if… The Center for Disease Control has issued an alert for a possible resurgence of the very dangerous Tea-Rump … Read more

Marjorie Taylor Greene Announces Run for the Presidency

Marjorie Taylor Greene Announces Run for the Presidency
Bill Tope is a retired (caseworker, cook, construction worker, nude model for art classes, and so on) who lives with his mean little cat Baby.
Bill Tope

Georgia rep Marjorie Taylor Greene: VP isn’t good enough, announces own run for the presidency. Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R. GA) appears to have supplanted her role as … Read more

New Rule: Congressmen May to Duel to the Death

New Rule: Congressmen May to Duel to the Death
Eric Green has Donald Trump to thank for a number of his satirical articles. As long as The Donald is around, Eric will continue to have new material to write about him. Eric finds writing satire a welcome escape from the realities of life. When he’s not trying to be satirical, Eric has been a former newspaper reporter, ex-press aide to a U.S. Senator on Capitol Hill, and ex-writer in the federal government. He's also the author of three mostly humorous books, the one he's most proud of is called Temporary Insanity, Costa Rica, My Way. For fun, he practices playing Beatles songs on the piano.You can find more about him on LinkedIn.
Eric Green

Ever the gun-lovers, Republicans now allow pistols to be used to settle differences, and representatives may duel to the death. Some Congressmen in the U.S. House of Representatives … Read more

Trump Pleads Guilty to Trespassing Charge

Trump Pleads Guilty to Trespassing Charge
Steve Schneider lives in Florida. Retired, he sometimes gets a good laugh following a few authoritarian politicians who call the Sunshine State home.
Steve Schneider

Sources say Trump agreed to the trespassing plea only because he was playing a reality TV business executive at the time. Former President Donald John Trump agreed to … Read more

Jan. 6 ‘Tourists’ Take Over Miami GOP

Jan. 6 ‘Tourists’ Take Over Miami GOP
Steve Schneider lives in Florida. Retired, he sometimes gets a good laugh following a few authoritarian politicians who call the Sunshine State home.
Steve Schneider

“Florida prepared us well with our beloved Stand Your Ground Law,” said Proud Boys who took over the Miami GOP. Proud Boys members executed a peaceful transfer of … Read more

Homicidal Hotline Unveiled for Those with the Urge to Kill

Homicidal Hotline Unveiled for Those with the Urge to Kill
Ted holland attended college for four years. The year that he bothered to go to class he studied history. He majored in throwing quarters in the jukebox in the Student Union canteen and minored in a girl named Marsha. His books include This Day In African American Musicand B Western Actors Encyclopedia.
Ted Holland

Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) SNN unveils the Homicidal Hotline: When you get the urge to kill, just dial 1-800-I-W-A-N-N-A-K-I-L-L-S-O-M-E-D-A-M-N-B-O-D-Y instead. OK? In an effort to curb … Read more

Furious Gun Owners Demand the Right to Marry Their Guns

Furious Gun Owners Demand the Right to Marry Their Guns
I was born a young baby. Then I grew up. Then I grew confused. Then I grew tired. I'm a 20th century man who's somehow been transported to the 21st century, with one foot in the gone past and the other in the here now. I started my blog mymanymoodsofme toward the end of 2012. There I write humorous essays, stories and poems (lyrics from my songs), in addition to my aphorisms. It's good work... if you get it. In my spare time I play chess, write songs, and reflect upon what I see. I'm very happy to be colluding with Humor Times, and hope you enjoy the result. Cheers!
Ralph Lombard

Claiming discrimination, gun owners demand the right to marry their guns, “or else.” In a twist that gives new meaning to the term “shotgun wedding,” Second Amendment activists … Read more

Celebrity Easter Egg Hunt Ends In Gunfire

Celebrity Easter Egg Hunt Ends In Gunfire
Ted holland attended college for four years. The year that he bothered to go to class he studied history. He majored in throwing quarters in the jukebox in the Student Union canteen and minored in a girl named Marsha. His books include This Day In African American Musicand B Western Actors Encyclopedia.
Ted Holland

Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) 3-year-old rapper BigMonayBabay held an Easter egg hunt like no other, say witnesses. A celebrity Easter egg hunt on the massive estate … Read more

The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews Republican Congresswoman Lauren Boebert

The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews Republican Congresswoman Lauren Boebert
Dean B. Kaner is a playwright and screenwriter, having co-produced and co-written plays for the stage with performances in New York City, Chicago, Minneapolis, Los Angeles, Boston, Detroit, Phoenix and Memphis. Check out The Jerry Duncan Show on YouTube, as well as on Instagram, and the sketch comedy A Bit of Biden (on Instagram) and at @abitofbiden on TikTok.
Dean Kaner

Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews Republican Congresswoman Lauren Boebert from Riley, Colorado. ANNOUNCER Live from under a rock in your backyard, it’s The Jerry Duncan … Read more

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Down a Rabid Hole

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Down a Rabid Hole
I was born a young baby. Then I grew up. Then I grew confused. Then I grew tired. I'm a 20th century man who's somehow been transported to the 21st century, with one foot in the gone past and the other in the here now. I started my blog mymanymoodsofme toward the end of 2012. There I write humorous essays, stories and poems (lyrics from my songs), in addition to my aphorisms. It's good work... if you get it. In my spare time I play chess, write songs, and reflect upon what I see. I'm very happy to be colluding with Humor Times, and hope you enjoy the result. Cheers!
Ralph Lombard

Yet again, Republicans follow Trump down a rabid hole. The tea party herd what Trump demanded. After pushing his supporters over the edge, Trump now throws them under … Read more

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