This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: One Dementional
Donald Trump is one dementional. Trump has real issues, but refuses to talk about them. Disinformation is raining down on us like cats and dogs! Trump rallies: Obscenes … Read more
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This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Knucklehead-Ache
Donald Trump is the world’s biggest knucklehead-ache. Trump whines about election-riggers, but has no problem with oil-riggers. The polls suggest Trump is leading, but they’re not even a … Read more
Executions Scheduled for White House Lawn
Future News: Dear Leader Donald J. Trump to host executions of his enemies, as promised in his presidential campaign. (Dateline: Jan. 6, 2026, 8:00 a.m., Washington D.C.) — … Read more
Trump Meets with Religious Leaders of HATE
Religious leaders host annual “Hot Wings and a Prayer” gathering attended by Trump. Donald Trump met today with top religious leaders of the controversial Holy Antagonistic Theological Elitist … Read more
You Can’t Do That
Trump has never heard the words, “You can’t do that,” from anyone, but soon may hear, “You’re fired” from the American people. All of Washington is vibrating like … Read more
Blow That Whistle Like a Spy
The president says the whistleblower is “like a spy,” but this White House is like one of those Vaudevillian plate spinners who isn’t happy until all the plates … Read more
House Chairs Smack So-Called Prez Upside the Head on Whistleblower Protection
A must-read! Committee chairs release searing statement responding to Trump threats on whistleblower. Multiple committee chairs of the U.S. House of Representatives released this searing statement today, responding … Read more
‘Donald Trump’s European Vacation’: Latest ‘News in Cartoons’ App Edition!
Be the first on your block to get the hilarious, FREE Humor Times app! Did we mention it’s free? New edition: “Donald Trump’s European Vacation” – a cartoon … Read more
From Bipartisan to Treasonous
“Treasonous” Dems neglected to stand and applaud during the boasts and exaggerations of Trump’s amazing, tremendous, fabulous speech! During the State of the Union Address, President Donald Trump … Read more
