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We’ve survived two years of Trump and a massive government shutdown — but can we survive the SOTU aftermath? The president gave a pretty good facsimile of a normal speech the other day, during which … Read moreThe State of the Union Aftermath
Trump got stared down by Nancy Pelosi on the the State of the Union 2019 address, who didn’t even have the decency to gloat. The State of the Union 2019 address, about to be presented … Read moreThe State of the Union 2019
The Republicans are not the only cherry pickers that can re-arrange a narrative! We all know what “cherry pickers” do. They sift through available evidence to pluck out the bits and pieces that support one … Read moreThe Cherry Pickers
I first noticed Trump applauding himself at his campaign rallies, where he was his own cheerleader. Ever notice Donald Trump chronically applauds himself ? Isn’t that like mastur… I don’t know — that’s why I’m … Read moreThe Self-Applauding President… but Will He Go Blind?
“Treasonous” Dems neglected to stand and applaud during the boasts and exaggerations of Trump’s amazing, tremendous, fabulous speech! During the State of the Union Address, President Donald Trump said many hopeful things, including that he … Read moreFrom Bipartisan to Treasonous
The State of the Union address requires a proper drinking game for sanity. Here you are. How to Play: Any grouping of American taxpayers: including at least one white guy wearing a suit, somebody in … Read moreThe 2018 Donald J. Trump State of the Union Address Drinking Game
Having an important golf date to get to in Mar-a-Lago, president ‘tweets-in’ his so-called ‘State of the Union’ address. Having an important golf date to get to in Mar-a-Lago, Trump decided to tweet his State … Read moreTrump Tweets State of the Union, Introduces ‘White Guy Doctrine’
The State of the Union: it’s complicated In his last State of the Union Address, that renowned weaver of uplifting platitudes, President Barack Obama, crocheted his constituents one final quilt of bittersweet melancholy to remember … Read moreThe Real State of the Union
Republicans point to more lesbians as a sure sign of Obama-led moral decay On Tuesday night, President Barack Obama gave his 5th State of the Union address. It was a mixed bag, if you ask … Read moreGOP: Rise in Lesbians’ Numbers is Obama’s Fault
A re-imagined State of the Union address… “Mr. Speaker, the President of the United States!” [Applause, some eye-rolling, a few palpitating hearts] “Mr. Speaker, Mr. Vice President, members of Congress, fellow citizens: Over five years … Read moreThe State of the ‘Wish List’ Address