The Self-Applauding President… but Will He Go Blind?

The Self-Applauding President… but Will He Go Blind?

I first noticed Trump applauding himself at his campaign rallies, where he was his own cheerleader. Ever notice Donald Trump chronically applauds himself ?  Isn’t that like mastur… I don’t know — that’s why I’m … Read moreThe Self-Applauding President… but Will He Go Blind?

From Bipartisan to Treasonous

Will Durst

“Treasonous” Dems neglected to stand and applaud during the boasts and exaggerations of Trump’s amazing, tremendous, fabulous speech! During the State of the Union Address, President Donald Trump said many hopeful things, including that he … Read moreFrom Bipartisan to Treasonous

The 2018 Donald J. Trump State of the Union Address Drinking Game

Will Durst

The State of the Union address requires a proper drinking game for sanity. Here you are. How to Play: Any grouping of American taxpayers: including at least one white guy wearing a suit, somebody in … Read moreThe 2018 Donald J. Trump State of the Union Address Drinking Game

Trump Tweets State of the Union, Introduces ‘White Guy Doctrine’

Trump Tweets State of the Union, Introduces ‘White Guy Doctrine’

Having an important golf date to get to in Mar-a-Lago, president ‘tweets-in’ his so-called ‘State of the Union’ address. Having an important golf date to get to in Mar-a-Lago, Trump decided to tweet his State … Read moreTrump Tweets State of the Union, Introduces ‘White Guy Doctrine’

The State of the ‘Wish List’ Address

The State of the ‘Wish List’ Address

A re-imagined State of the Union address… “Mr. Speaker, the President of the United States!” [Applause, some eye-rolling, a few palpitating hearts] “Mr. Speaker, Mr. Vice President, members of Congress, fellow citizens: Over five years … Read moreThe State of the ‘Wish List’ Address

The Barack H. Obama 2014 State of the Union Drinking Game!

The Barack H. Obama 2014 State of the Union Drinking Game!

Official Rules of the 2014 State of the Union Drinking Game WHAT YOU NEED TO PLAY: Four taxpayers: One old, rich white guy investment-banker type wearing a Brioni suit (Bank Boy). Two ordinary folks wearing … Read moreThe Barack H. Obama 2014 State of the Union Drinking Game!

Republican Reboot: The Red Rebs

Will Durst

Rovian Republicans form new “Super Duper PAC” Relax. It’s not necessarily the flu making you confused and feverish. Could be spatter from that big, thick, juicy, new, improved Civil War infecting the Republican Party. Yes, … Read moreRepublican Reboot: The Red Rebs

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