The State of the Union Aftermath

Will Durst

We’ve survived two years of Trump and a massive government shutdown — but can we survive the SOTU aftermath? The president gave a pretty good facsimile of a normal speech the other day, during which … Read moreThe State of the Union Aftermath

The Self-Applauding President… but Will He Go Blind?

The Self-Applauding President… but Will He Go Blind?

I first noticed Trump applauding himself at his campaign rallies, where he was his own cheerleader. Ever notice Donald Trump chronically applauds himself ?  Isn’t that like mastur… I don’t know — that’s why I’m … Read moreThe Self-Applauding President… but Will He Go Blind?

From Bipartisan to Treasonous

Will Durst

“Treasonous” Dems neglected to stand and applaud during the boasts and exaggerations of Trump’s amazing, tremendous, fabulous speech! During the State of the Union Address, President Donald Trump said many hopeful things, including that he … Read moreFrom Bipartisan to Treasonous

The 2018 Donald J. Trump State of the Union Address Drinking Game

Will Durst

The State of the Union address requires a proper drinking game for sanity. Here you are. How to Play: Any grouping of American taxpayers: including at least one white guy wearing a suit, somebody in … Read moreThe 2018 Donald J. Trump State of the Union Address Drinking Game

Trump Tweets State of the Union, Introduces ‘White Guy Doctrine’

Trump Tweets State of the Union, Introduces ‘White Guy Doctrine’

Having an important golf date to get to in Mar-a-Lago, president ‘tweets-in’ his so-called ‘State of the Union’ address. Having an important golf date to get to in Mar-a-Lago, Trump decided to tweet his State … Read moreTrump Tweets State of the Union, Introduces ‘White Guy Doctrine’

The State of the ‘Wish List’ Address

The State of the ‘Wish List’ Address

A re-imagined State of the Union address… “Mr. Speaker, the President of the United States!” [Applause, some eye-rolling, a few palpitating hearts] “Mr. Speaker, Mr. Vice President, members of Congress, fellow citizens: Over five years … Read moreThe State of the ‘Wish List’ Address