White House: A Calmer Donald J Trump

White House: A Calmer Donald J Trump

A sudden and grave development at the White House involving President Trump leaves everyone stunned and confused, especially Melania Trump. By Elaine Abraham Melania in her flowing ebony Yves St Laurent mourning gown paces the … Read moreWhite House: A Calmer Donald J Trump

Trump to Return Melania for Refund During Slovenia Trip

Trump to Return Melania for Refund During Slovenia Trip

The real reason Donald Trump is making a last minute trip to Slovenia, Melania’s birthplace It has long been believed that President Donald Trump, who has described his own hair as resembling ‘a wet raccoon,’ … Read moreTrump to Return Melania for Refund During Slovenia Trip

Ivanka’s Contingency Plan for Husband Jared Kushner Revealed

Ivanka’s Contingency Plan for Husband Jared Kushner Revealed

Ivanka Trump Kushner: Taking care of her man A source in Ivanka Trump Kushner’s staff has leaked secret arrangements, showing that Ivanka is preparing for all contingencies, now that the negotiations between her husband and … Read moreIvanka’s Contingency Plan for Husband Jared Kushner Revealed

Exclusive: Trump Avoids Blessings During Vatican Visit

Exclusive: Trump Avoids Blessings During Vatican Visit

Trump demanded unusual security while at the Vatican to avoid contact with holy water and crucifixes. In an ironic twist, it appears Donald Trump, the champion of the Christian Right, was visibly more uncomfortable during … Read moreExclusive: Trump Avoids Blessings During Vatican Visit

White House Staff Bunkers Down

White House Staff Bunkers Down

National Security Advisor Gen. H. R. McMaster inspects his troops in White House bunker. National Security Advisor Gen. H. R. McMaster inspects his troops in secret bunkers, deep inside the White House’ cavernous basement — there’s Steve Bannon, … Read moreWhite House Staff Bunkers Down

Trump Tweets State of the Union, Introduces ‘White Guy Doctrine’

Trump Tweets State of the Union, Introduces ‘White Guy Doctrine’

Having an important golf date to get to in Mar-a-Lago, president ‘tweets-in’ his so-called ‘State of the Union’ address. Having an important golf date to get to in Mar-a-Lago, Trump decided to tweet his State … Read moreTrump Tweets State of the Union, Introduces ‘White Guy Doctrine’

President* Trump Grants Interview to Humor Times

President* Trump Grants Interview to Humor Times

The so-called president tells editor, “I’m glad you report ‘faux news,’ not ‘fake news!’” Reporter: “Is it true you’re going to reinstate waterboarding?” Trump: “Yes, I think it’s the only way we can bring the … Read morePresident* Trump Grants Interview to Humor Times

Searching for Integrity in Trumplandia

Jim Hightower

Trump threatens tariffs on foreign-made goods, so what about his daughter Ivanka’s company? It’s about time America has a president who will stand up to those greed-headed corporate executives who keep hauling our middle-class jobs … Read moreSearching for Integrity in Trumplandia

Trump Criteria for Cabinet Members Revealed

Trump Criteria for Cabinet Members Revealed

Transition team having a hard time finding eligible cabinet candidates The selection of Trump’s cabinet may be very slow going, as trying to find candidates that meet the criteria set up by his transition team … Read moreTrump Criteria for Cabinet Members Revealed

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