Excerpts from Santa’s Tell-All Interview
Santa reveals his true personality in a series of no-holds-barred tell-all interviews. Interviewer’s Note: As another Christmas has passed, I’d like to share some highlights from my private … Read more
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BREAKING: Santa Claus Arrested, Christmas is Canceled
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Sadly, Christmas is canceled this year, as Santa is behind bars, and won’t be out anytime soon. According to SNN Christmas reporter … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 9/5/23
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about American Airlines, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 2/13/23
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about The A-Team, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any … Read more
The Jerry Duncan Show New Year’s Eve Party
Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews the one and only Santa Claus at a New Year’s Eve party in Wasilla, Alaska. ANNOUNCER From under a rock … Read more
A Chat about Santa
My companion said it was time to have a chat about Santa, noting that Saint Nicholas was yet another Jesus devotee. On a late summer day, God and … Read more
SNN Uncovers Why Many Americans Remain Unvaccinated
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) The US has one of the largest percentage of unvaccinated citizens in the world. Our investigative reporter shows why. Next to the … Read more
The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews Reindeer Farmer Arvin Erickson
Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews Arvin Erickson, a reindeer farmer from Wasilla, Alaska. ANNOUNCER Live from under a rock in your backyard, it’s The Jerry … Read more
Obsessive-Compulsive Santa Is Checking His List Twice…Then Three More Times, Plus Once More After That (Just To Be Sure)
Everyone knows Santa is careful, but no one knew just how careful. He’s Obsessive-Compulsive Santa! The reindeer? Fed. The elves? Cleaning. Mrs. Claus? Fast asleep, probably thanks to … Read more
Troubles at the North Pole: An Interview with Santa
In an exclusive interview with Santa himself, our correspondent uncovers some troubling trends! It’s only November but it’s already beginning to look a lot like Christmas. I see … Read more
