Somewhere in time on Christmas Day… On Christmas day, I got my Period… for the 1st time! Being Jewish, I didn’t know what to think of it! Wrong house, Santa? I suspect Santa makes a lot of mistakes like … Read moreComing of Age on Christmas Day
Twas the Night Before Christmas, revisited Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house not a creature was stirring we were all totally soused. The stockings were hung by the chimney with care … Read moreA Return to ‘Twas the Night Before Christmas’
Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus, but he’s broke Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus, but unfortunately, he can’t pay his mounting debt and therefore won’t be visiting your home with lots of … Read moreSanta Claus Forced to File Chapter 11 Bankruptcy
A lot of reasons to be thankful for such a weird holiday as Thanksgiving Ahh. Thanksgiving. Best Holiday Ever! Love it all. The fact that a national holiday falls not on a Monday but a … Read moreThanksgiving 2013
Governor Jan Brewer and Sheriff Joe Arpaio join forces to deny Santa Claus Arizona Governor Jan Brewer and Sheriff Joe Arpaio of Maricopa County have joined forces this holiday season to make sure that Santa … Read moreSanta Denied Entry into Arizona on Christmas Eve
President Obama authorizes an escalation in the War on Christmas “The war on Christmas is very, very real…” — Bernard McGuirk, The O’Reilly Factor, December 6, 2012 An American drone strike on a North Pole … Read moreOperation Grinch: The War on Christmas
Christmas cynicism: a uniquely 21st century malady? I think not. It was “Christmas in July” for me when I was about 14 years old and accompanied my mother to the local Thrift Shop. Amongst the … Read moreChristmas: Has It Really Changed Over the Years?
Residents of the Arctic town of Sealgut Alaska have resorted to extreme means to get their heating fuel supplies for this winter. Faced by two months of near total darkness and bone-chilling cold with little … Read moreAlaskans Being Intentionally Bad to Get Free Coal from Santa Claus