Top 10 Giuliani Wish List Clauses Santa Can’t Refuse!
American’s fallen Mayor, Rudy Giuliani seeks help from Santa with his big unrepentant Giuliani Wish List! Dear Santa, Okay, you caught me in a bad year! Last year wasn’t so … Read more
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The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews Santa Claus
Wherein our intrepid talk radio host lands a hard-to-get guest this time of year for the Santa Claus interview. ANNOUNCER Live from under a rock in your backyard, … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 12/12/23
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about smuggled endangered fish fillets, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s … Read more
Kringle Thinks He’s Single & Unwraps His Dating Profile: ‘MUST LOVE DEER!’
Mrs. Claus gives Santa aka Kris Kringle aka BowlFullofJelly a ‘Deck the Halls Pass’! It’s true! Santa wants to trade-in the old Mrs for a brand new Better-Half-his-age … Read more
Santa Claus Was Grounded by Facial Recognition System
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Millions of kids worldwide went without presents when Santa Claus was grounded by a Schnotzelvakian facial recognition system. Christmas Eve, December 24, … Read more
Putin Letter to Santa Claus Discovered
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) The Slobovian Secret Service (SSS) has uncovered a letter to Santa from Russian President Vladimir Putin. Slobovian Secret Service agents Redd Hotte … Read more
Santa Claus Asks Biden for Help with Reindeer Strike
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Santa Claus has appealed to President Biden for help in avoiding a planned reindeer strike this year. SNN North Pole reporter Freezyn … Read more
Obsessive-Compulsive Santa Is Checking His List Twice…Then Three More Times, Plus Once More After That (Just To Be Sure)
Everyone knows Santa is careful, but no one knew just how careful. He’s Obsessive-Compulsive Santa! The reindeer? Fed. The elves? Cleaning. Mrs. Claus? Fast asleep, probably thanks to … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 12/16/19
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
Santa for Congress
Due to global warming, Santa has relocated to Queens, where he’s been offered tax incentives and has launched a “Santa for Congress” campaign. The first verified proof of … Read more
