‘United States of Trump’ Sounds Better, Says Candidate
Ex-Prez hopes to be new prez, announces heads of new cabinet for the newly-branded United States of Trump. After he’s elected President, The United States of America will … Read more
Rudy Giuliani
Ripping the Headlines Today, 5/27/24
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even about the Kristi Noem ban, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 3/25/24
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Amelia Earhart, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what any … Read more
Top 10 Giuliani Wish List Clauses Santa Can’t Refuse!
American’s fallen Mayor, Rudy Giuliani seeks help from Santa with his big unrepentant Giuliani Wish List! Dear Santa, Okay, you caught me in a bad year! Last year wasn’t so … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 12/18/23
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Mayim Bialik leaving ‘Jeopardy,’ doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s … Read more
Strangers in the Night: Donald Unfriends Melania!
Melania Who? Donald unfriends Melania and distances himself by wearing a Duvet as he crawls into bed! From lackeys to co-conspirators, one by one they flip! As Donald … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 10/9/23
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Travis Kelce doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any … Read more
Insane People Who Have Hosted or Think They’ve Hosted SNL
Those special stars who have been less than stellar when they hosted SNL. Saturday Night Live has a Five Timer Club for stars who have hosted SNL for … Read more
Whew – I’m Not on the Georgia Indictment List! Top 10 Reasons Why I Was Worried!
Top 10 reasons why I was worried my own actions would put me on the dreaded Georgia indictment list, aka the Georgia Peach Pit List! Relieved not to … Read more
Trump’s 78 Charges Pass Barry Bonds for Second Place All-Time
Donald Trump’s 78 charges are closing in on the greatest single season performance across all sports: Wayne Gretzky’s 92 NHL goals. Cheers erupt from the Mar-a-Lago Club on … Read more
