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Try your hand at the Trump Cabinet Quiz! Think you’re so smart about politics and policy? Let’s listen in as Professor Blins Blinsson at West Central Minnesota State Agriculture and Community College subjects his Unified … Read moreThe Trump Cabinet Quiz
The Unindicted Co-Conspirator-in-Chief and his Con Men are buried in a blanket of sleaze. It’s almost impossible to measure the corruption surrounding Donald Trump and his faithful con men these days. It is huuuuuge, covering … Read moreAll the President’s Con Men
Move will ‘supplement recent ethics waivers,’ providing relief for an ‘administration beleaguered by fake moral concerns,’ said Spicer. In a move George Orwell called “Me-ian” from the grave today via GoogleSeanceTM technology, the White House … Read moreWhite House Adds ‘Dignity and Morality Waivers’ to Ethics Waivers
What were the first Trump cabinet meetings like? Wonder no more… “OK, are we all here?” demanded the President Select, as he rushed in fashionably late to his own White House staff meeting. “Yes, Mr. … Read moreA Fly on the Wall at an Early Trump Cabinet Meeting
Cabinet members’ shock collars are reportedly the idea of Steve Bannon In yet another stunning move toward keeping leaks from reaching the press, the president issued a mandate that all cabinet members be required to … Read moreTrump Orders All Cabinet Members to Wear Shock Collars
The Trump cabinet will be worth between 8 and 16 billion dollars. The so-called president is not just going to drain the swamp, he’s going to subdivide it. In typical liberal fashion, the mean weenie … Read moreThe So-Called President Trump Cabinet
Here’s what might go down over the rest of the first 100 days of the Donald Trump Experience As extraordinary as it sounds, Donald J. Trump is now the 45th President of the United States. … Read moreTrump’s First 100 Days: A Prediction
Most resolutions are as unique as a white sweat sock in a junior high boys locker room. All right everybody; time to slap on a happy face and start thinking positively about the upcoming twelve … Read more2017 Resolutions We Should Be Making
‘She just loves having her pussy grabbed by the President-Erect!’ Ivanka wept, referring to Donald’s new housemate, Pam Bondi. ‘It’s not fair! Waah!’ NYC – First Lady-Elect Princess Ivanka Trump burst into tears today after … Read morePrincess Ivanka ‘Furious’ About Pam Bondi’s White House Appointment
‘Orwellian Obedience is Ordered to be Ordinarily Observed,’ says first Tenet via Trump Tweet. “We’re going to win so much, you’ll get sick of winning,” begins a statement released today by Kellyanne Conway, Donald Trump’s … Read moreTotalitarian Tenets to be Tenaciously Tendered via Trump Tweet