Trying to salvage his reputation by actually accomplishing something, Mitch McConnell returns home. WASHINGTON, DC — Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell, after failing to repeal Obamacare or reform taxes, has decided he will return to … Read moreMitch McConnell Returns to Galápagos Islands to Save His Species
Now available on the Humor Times “News in Cartoons” free app, the latest edition, featuring Roy Moore and, unfortunately, many more. In the latest edition of the News in Cartoons Humor Times free app, titled … Read moreRoy Moore and So Many More: Latest Edition of the Humor Times Free App!
Our intrepid radio talk show host interviews Senator Al Franken! ANNOUNCER Live from under a rock in your backyard, it’s The Jerry Duncan Show. JERRY Good morning listeners nationwide. Is it a good morning? We’ll … Read moreThe Jerry Duncan Show: Senator Al Franken interview
Not-so-veiled threats to Alaska coming from the White House after health care vote failed. Rachel Maddow stole my punchline. Or more accurately, she beat me to the punchline. Federal powers that be are trying, in … Read moreNice State You Have Here, Alaska
McConnell, who reminds people of a turtle, says it’s best not to hurry. NEW YORK — In a surprise political shift of responsibility, Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell has decided that he will now be … Read moreMitch McConnell to Head NYC’s Transportation Agency
‘The only difference is, the more blood McConnell sucks, the paler he becomes’ – Report showing the Senator is descended from bloodsucking vampires. WASHINGTON – DNA analysis released by the genealogy company Ancestry.com confirms that … Read moreAncestry.com Confirms Mitch McConnell a ‘Direct Descendant’ of Dracula
Devin Nunes surprises his wife, coming home after he stepped down from his position in the Russia probe. Coming home in the middle of the day, Devin Nunes, Chairman of the Senate Intelligence Committee, surprises his … Read moreNo Nunes is Good Nunes!
If you won’t support Bernie Sanders now, you never really got him in the first place. Bernie Sanders is, and has always been, a true progressive. He’s ALSO a very practical and smart political strategist, … Read moreYou Say the Practical Bernie Sanders Let You Down? You Let the Movement Down.
The TPP: Travesty or equalizer? Awfully fun to watch the different branches of government quiver like Aspen trees in a force 5 tornado arguing the pros and cons of the Trans Pacific Partnership trade pact. … Read moreTP’ing the TPP
Sen. Tom Cotton made a floor speech steeped in controversy today. What Iran needs now is a more liberal leader, a Mullah Lite, if you will. #assholes This is the tweet that caused such a … Read moreNo Sign of Cotton-mouth