Mitch McConnell Returns to GalĂĄpagos Islands to Save His Species

Mitch McConnell Returns to GalĂĄpagos Islands to Save His Species

Trying to salvage his reputation by actually accomplishing something, Mitch McConnell returns home. WASHINGTON, DC — Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell, after failing to repeal Obamacare or reform taxes, has decided he will return to … Read moreMitch McConnell Returns to GalĂĄpagos Islands to Save His Species

Roy Moore and So Many More: Latest Edition of the Humor Times Free App!

Roy Moore and So Many More: Latest Edition of the Humor Times Free App!

Now available on the Humor Times “News in Cartoons” free app, the latest edition, featuring Roy Moore and, unfortunately, many more. In the latest edition of the News in Cartoons Humor Times free app, titled … Read moreRoy Moore and So Many More: Latest Edition of the Humor Times Free App!

The Jerry Duncan Show: Senator Al Franken interview

The Jerry Duncan Show: Senator Al Franken interview

Our intrepid radio talk show host interviews Senator Al Franken! ANNOUNCER Live from under a rock in your backyard, it’s The Jerry Duncan Show. JERRY Good morning listeners nationwide. Is it a good morning? We’ll … Read moreThe Jerry Duncan Show: Senator Al Franken interview

Mitch McConnell to Head NYC’s Transportation Agency

Mitch McConnell to Head NYC’s Transportation Agency

McConnell, who reminds people of a turtle, says it’s best not to hurry. NEW YORK — In a surprise political shift of responsibility, Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell has decided that he will now be … Read moreMitch McConnell to Head NYC’s Transportation Agency

Ancestry.com Confirms Mitch McConnell a ‘Direct Descendant’ of Dracula

Ancestry.com Confirms Mitch McConnell a ‘Direct Descendant’ of Dracula

‘The only difference is, the more blood McConnell sucks, the paler he becomes’ – Report showing the Senator is descended from bloodsucking vampires. WASHINGTON – DNA analysis released by the genealogy company Ancestry.com confirms that … Read moreAncestry.com Confirms Mitch McConnell a ‘Direct Descendant’ of Dracula

You Say the Practical Bernie Sanders Let You Down? You Let the Movement Down.

You Say the Practical Bernie Sanders Let You Down? You Let the Movement Down.

If you won’t support Bernie Sanders now, you never really got him in the first place. Bernie Sanders is, and has always been, a true progressive. He’s ALSO a very practical and smart political strategist, … Read moreYou Say the Practical Bernie Sanders Let You Down? You Let the Movement Down.

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